If you don't get this click here, then go watch Conan the Destroyer because it is so manly your nuts will drop again while you watch it.

About once a decade when the stars align and conditions are perfect, no matter what I do or say members of the fairer gender will take offense.  This past week I am hiding in my room drawing because every time I open my mouth I can taste my foot.  Suddenly it is this great big crime to bluntly state the truth. It is in the spirit of enraged hormones and a city soaked in estrogen I give you this ode to the Conan movies.

Well ladies, my charisma may be only 8, but this comic is a natural 20.