I like this one. I toyed with so many different ideas, first Santa Pimp who gives out Hos for kids, then a rant about Wal-Mart when I get a gift card, but I settled on the little Mr. M who mistakenly combines two elven worlds resulting in the death of his childhood.
but seriously, the older I get the creepier Santa seems.
Now for some holiday words of wisdom:
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas.