Hope everyone had a good Christmas, except those bastards who own a BMW.  Seriously, 9 out of 10 bad drivers are BMWs.  What gives you this false sense of entitlement? I will follow you home and teach your kids intelligent design so they grow up to be morons.  At least then they will have an excuse on why they drive so poorly.

Click here for some holiday entertainment, just in case you forgot anyone on your Christmas list.  Give the gift of Camel cigarettes.