I mean, it was a good sandwich. But not that stellar. Certainly not worthy of mmming over. I thought of offering him some pointers on how to not let the shredded lettuce overflow so much, but instead just bit, chewed, swallowed, and moved on with my life. Well, then I drew this comic. Now I'm moving on...

Hmm, I see I forgot to color the sandwich in the second panel. Now it looks like I had two, one on white bread and one on wheat. Score!