I'm about 97.5% sure that this dude was reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally bored with his job and thought it'd be fun to ask planeboarders random questions about what they were carrying in their bags. Truth is, it annoyed me. Did he assume that I wouldn't have this sort of stuff and that way it'd be safe for him to joke around about it? What if I was a cross-dresser or a very feminine man that liked to moisturize on an hourly schedule? Hmm? What then? This is airport security for you; they can joke around, but if you do, guess what? You might get arrested. And now, a song:

America! America! God mend thine ev'ry flaw;
Confirm thy soul in self control, thy liberty in law!