How, exactly, does one determine the attractiveness of mummies?  Personally, I think the mummy standing at the bar looks good, but mummy beauty is probably in the eye of the beholder, just like it's always been for us breathers.  Come to think of it, there may be criteria for rating mummies on the lustometer, and I'll have to give it some thought.  What do you think?  Today's Cartoon:  #1,067.  E-mail me at:  pjones41@kc.rr.com.