Some of you may not have every line of dialogue in the great horror movie classics memorized, but I do.  One of Frankenstein's big lines, always good for a laugh, was "Fire bad!"  It helped drive the plot and ended up being part of the reason why a mob showed up at the castle, brandishing torches and pitchforks, 

Since introducing Igor's Auntie Virus and her gargoyle Browser, I've thought of a ton of computer jokes, all groan-worthy, to be sure.  I got rid of a hyper-active firewall that couldn't be tamed, no matter how much I fiddled with the settings.  It turned me into a cranky monster, too!  Today's Cartoon:  #1,182.  Suggestion Box:  pjones41@kc.rr.com.