We all wish that it was that easy, right?  Come to think of it, Pharaoh mummy's the last one who needs to worry about the size of his tummy, but we already know that mummies are notoriously vain.  Happy Cinco de Mayo, to those of you who celebrate that venerable holiday!  Today's Cartoon:  #1,355.  E-mail me at:  pjones41@kc.rr.com.