The Menopausal Mustache Fairy works strictly on a pro bono basis.  No woman has ever left money under her pillow at night, in hopes that this creature will visit.  Such dedication is rare these days, but it runs in the family.  Her cousin provides a smiliar service for men, sprouting hair in their ears and nostrils some time after the age of forty.  Unsung and unsought, these fairies take their orders from Mother Nature herself, whose devious sense of humor eventually embellishes us all.  Please e-mail me at:  pjones41@kc.rr.com, and come join me on facebook, too.  Farmville or Cafe World or Yoville, anyone?