Because I'm strange, I enjoy all the subtly worded commercials for poo products.  We're told that they soften, help you go, regulate your system, and on and on forever, without saying anything offenseive or obvious.  They do a good job of it, too, leaving the in your face bathroom humor to people like me, who happily, if you'll excuse the expression, go there.  Please e-mail me at:  pjones41@kc.rr.com, and come join me on facebook, too.  Farmville, anyone?