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  1. Friend or Foe
  2. In Your Face
  3. Where's the Bartering?
  4. Clock Incident
  5. Upwards and Onwards
  6. A Sad Song of Sixpence
  7. Not Slow to React
  8. Nothing is Free, Mason
  9. Love and Sport
  10. Spineless Doctor
  11. Under the Lid
  12. From a Boat
  13. The Wild Brunch
  14. Stimulant
  15. Sir Jauquin the Disappointed
  16. HDTV
  17. Chairs Without the Ambition
  18. Holes in the Wall
  19. Traffic Talk
  20. The Gap
  21. Art Vs. Fashion
  22. School Chums Gone Glum
  23. What the Coats are Muffling
  24. Dead Tales Have No Men
  25. Skyscraper Confessions
  26. Spun
  27. Naivety is for the Innocent
  28. No Belts About It
  29. Their Checkered Past
  30. Magic is Real
  31. I Are Flag
  32. 187 Acre Woods
  33. A Mood Shift
  34. Sun or Moon
  35. Loud Noises
  36. Undisclosed Rash
  37. Two Stupid Questions
  38. Oh, Teenagers
  39. Picky Pets
  40. Next Train to Clarksville
  41. Do You Play Bridge
  42. Ball Trauma
  43. Hypno Todd
  44. Bad Moooon Pun Rising
  45. Well Done
  46. Penguins are Predictable
  47. Pack Your Bags
  48. A Future Too Soon
  49. Listen Close
  50. Easy Rider
  51. Heroes are Ourselves
  52. Bark is Worse Than His Bite
  53. Descriptions Necessary
  54. Sorely, I was Mistaken
  55. Put Your Bullet Where Your Mouth is
  56. Tattler
  57. A Man Who Nose His Way Around
  58. My Neighbor is a Spider
  59. An Athlete's Haiku
  60. Homeful
  61. Hair of the Dead
  62. Clothing Doesn't Change. Why Should You.
  63. Not a Face Card
  64. Aw Shucks and Battery
  65. Nightmare, Second Perspective
  66. Tomb, Dick and Harry
  67. Slow Cooker
  68. Progress
  69. Off His Rocker
  70. Everyone With Scissors is a Barber
  71. Near the Toilet Humor
  72. Process of Elimination
  73. Jerk Clouds
  74. Dear Wishmaster
  75. Domestication
  76. Grin and Blare It
  77. No Playing Around
  78. Grandpa Didn't Know
  79. Password
  80. Good Mourning
  81. His Poor Student Body
  82. Diver Gator
  83. Hangmang
  84. Everyone's a Winner
  85. Pet
  86. Edible Equine
  87. One Piano's Fear
  88. Enlightening
  89. Don't Cry Over Spilled Nothing
  90. To be a Spider on the Wall
  91. Inner Penance Day
  92. Lo-Def Anniversary
  93. Motherly Loverly
  94. Wrong Place, Right Time
  95. Art is Head
  96. Merrick Road
  97. The Enemy's Favorite Pastime
  98. Pollen Ease In
  99. Nostalgia Remix
  100. Hip Garden Tools
  101. The Rules Won't Leave You Stranded in Space
  102. Crime Doesn't Paw
  103. Splitting Hairs
  104. Trick or Trick or Trick
  105. Come Again
  106. An Incontinent Truth
  107. Rolling and Coasting
  108. The Hole Shebang
  109. Deserts Aren't Cool Until Night
  110. Don't be a Tool
  111. Starfish the Mortal
  112. Foot Wiped
  113. Stripes are Slimming
  114. Say Hey to my Bitty Pal
  115. The Light Outside
  116. Moments of Sweaty Contemplation
  117. Adapting Fairy Tales
  118. X Marks the Book
  119. It's Not a Skunk
  120. There's One on Every Planet
  121. Sign of the Times
  122. One Shell Cracking
  123. Have a Summah!
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