He's the guy who brought the party back in college when you were listening to Braid. Presently he's an alcoholic. ... more

He's every Columbia College grad that majored in photography and did not "make it." ... more

She's the girl you wanted to fuck and cuddle with after but couldn't because you were friend-zoned. ... more

She's the janitoress you didn't think was going to be a main character. ... more

He's the dealer who doesn't really need to deal because his parents still pay for everything. ... more

He's med school drop out who does extreme bod mods. ... more

She's the vegan. ... more

She's the ex-girlfriend you can't get away from because she's friends with all your friends. ... more