Melany Hopper is a soft-spoken grocery clerk at Whole Foods by day, adamant animal rights activist by night. While she thinks PETA is on the extreme side, she still cries a little when she watches Jimmy voraciously devour that third McDonalds hamburger. Her interests include baking vegan confections, picnicking, and picking cat fur off her clothes. She possesses the world's most improbably tidy white-girl dreads. She lives in Chicago, in Ukrainian Village. Back to the Cast Page