UPDATE!

BREAKFAST OF THE GODS is complete!

The Cerealia trilogy, which began posting back in 2006, has come to an end and you can follow the entire epic here!

ALSO, for the generous of spirit and of wallet, there's a donations link at the top of each page.  Any contribution is welcome and oh so appreciated! 

Please understand, dear readers, that I fully admit not owning or creating these characters. These advertising icons are the sole property of such fine corporations as General Mills, Kelloggs, Post, Quaker Oats and Ralston and each was created by widely uncelebrated advertising men (with the possible exception of Cap'n Crunch and his crew, which were the product of the great Jay Ward of "Rocky & Bullwinkle" fame).

I would like to thank them for a childhood of inundation, coercion and wonder as I both consumed their products and eagerly watched the 30 to 60 second adventures of their animated spokespeople and spokesanimals every Saturday morning.

And I would also like to thank them for, thusfar, ignoring my little epic here, reminding them (and you all) that no harrowing drama or blistering satire I concoct on these pages takes any money out of their pockets or makes their wares any less tasty.

In fact, I think I'll have another bowl of the cereal of my choice right now!