Roberto Xipinque Octotl Achancha Velasquez (named, at least the first part, after a Mexican friend of mine) is a Mesoamerican stone statue who's Wendell's best buddy. The two of them have a lot in common, as you might expect. Roberto's maybe a bit less lazy, and he loves the wine and the women and the song. Also he's had several hundred years of experience in recreational pharmaceuticals, besides coming from a culture that considered mind-altering drugs to be holy, so he definately has a primo stash. Back to the Cast Page