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On the subject of Lolita...
If you haven't already, do yourself a favor and purchase, Lolita
, by Vladimir Nabokov off of Audible. It's probably the most beautifully written prose I've ever come across. Aside from that, Jeremy Irons’s first-person narration is transcendent. It's like Humbert himself is sitting in the room with you confessing his crimes.