Umm...Hello, I'm Art.  Neil made me do this.  I say it's because he's a bastard. 

Hi, my name is Neil and I don't do a whole lot, being unemployed does that. I like to sit at my computer and look at things sometimes. I also draw and write stuff sometimes. Art is the real bastard.

We're pretty much just two guys living in Wisconsin who get bored a lot, looking for work, thinking of going back to school to study...umm....things...