Hey all. Since the internet continually kicks me in the balls, this will have to the newsbox for the time being. (Who knows, if this looks good I may keep it that way. Zany, am I right?) Not much new news this time around, but if you weren't around back when the comic was hosted on Comic Genesis, welcome, make yourself at home and whatnot. Also, I got rid of the comment box because it was ugly. If I can figure out how to get an actual newsbox working, a comment system will be involved with that, but until then you have all been silenced.

Come back on Tuesday when someone dies. No shitting you.