Dearest Readers,

As you may know, I was recently challenged to do a better job at Norman and Krany-Umm's... "comic." I think it's clearly evident that I not only surpassed the quality of their work, but put them out of work.

In the first panel, Fat Ass and Fag Boy are standing on top of a balding human head (which may be that Jewish friend of Sarah's that she obsesses over all the time... for the life of me, I'll never understand that), which signifies the start of a more cerebral approach to the comic as a whole. In the next panel, they are out at sea in shark infested waters, symbolizing the impending peril of their situation, as Fag Boy dons a pirate captains hat, which stands for his fearless, rebellious ways, and Fat Ass dons a chef's hat, which stands for his... erm... sustaining the upcoming revolution. Maybe. In the next panel, the drama and suspense has reached it's height, as the pair has slaughtered masses of people while wearing a fish and a bear suit. This would be the point of no return, were it not for the last panel, in which they have become zombie slaves to society by their desire to play videogames, surrounded by a world of false happiness, symbolized by rainbows and unicorns.

I think you will all agree my comic is superior.

Yours in Intellect,

~Jim Smith.