Christopher Haba ||   

Christopher was a miracle child. Born to reptilian fundamentalists, he spent his childhood in a grotto. His adult life is riddled with inconsistencies. For example, why is it that whenever Christopher is around, Megatron is not? Is it because he is shy? I think not. Some would say that this occurs because Megatron is too famous to care about mortal lives, or that Christopher is a fictional character. But the truth is far more mysterious and twice as sexy.