This is totally not a metaphor for microtransactions. There is no way I hate them so much I liken them to murdering a popular internet critic. Also, I have an email dedicated to this comic now: sauceralator@yahoo.com, so if you want to give me feedback about the comic (positive AND negative are welcomed) or if you just want to prove I'm not making you up, give me a call! Er, email... letter... thing...

-Martin Bantchev