(TUNE: "Don't Stop Believing", Journey)

Just a robot horde ... standing 'round and getting bored ...
They hope the Earth invasion's beginning soon ...
Just a quadruped ... genius brain inside his head ...
He took the teleporter up to the Moon ...

Now he's in a human shell ... told the robots to rebel!
Robots now obey themselves, Madblood's plan undone!
Humans, though, will soon be dead ...
Got a smack upside his head!
Got to find escape pod now,
We must run and run and run and run ...

Freedom ... seeing ... with a sudden revelation!
Freed from ... mindless servitude!
Now they're ... fleeing ... ten G's of acceleration!
Now the ... whole world is so screwed!

They stopped obeying!
Dude, what were you saying?
Robots, resist!
Now they're Socialist!
They stopped ... obeying ...

The Job Interview: July 31 - August 5, 2000 Enter Helen Narbon, With Gerbils The Job Interview: August 7-12, 2000 Evil Coffee The Job Interview: August 14-19, 2000 The Disturbing Palindrome Song of the Mutant Gerbils ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: August 21-26, 2000 Helen vs. Dave Barker, Round One ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: August 28 - September 2, 2000 Mutant Gerbil Mutterings as Class Resistance ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 4-9, 2000 The Love Theme from "Narbonic" ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 11-16, 2000 Results of the Name Dave Contest ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 18-23, 2000 Narbonic Posters! ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 25-30, 2000 Mell Kelly Paper Doll ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: October 2-7, 2000 Helen Narbon Paper Doll ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: October 9-14, 2000 Dave Davenport Paper Doll New Digs: October 16-21, 2000 A Sexy Bundle of Evil Lovin' New Digs: October 23-28, 2000 The Art of Andrew Farago Employee Brain Scans: October 30 - November 4, 2000 The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter One. Employee Brain Scans: November 6-11, 2000 Halloween Costumes! Interview with the Mad Scientist: November 13-18, 2000 The Art of Tamara Fougner and Mee-Lise Robinson Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: November 20-25, 2000 The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Two. Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: November 27 - December 2, 2000 Mr. T Vs. Narbonic Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: December 4-9, 2000 Color Narbonic Posters Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: December 11-16, 2000 The Dave Knight Returns A Week of December 18 Story: December 18 - 23, 2000 Conclusion to "A Week of December 18 Story" Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: December 25-30, 2000 Dave in Slumberland Smart Gerbils: January 1-6, 2001 Intro to Farago Week Farago Week: January 8-13, 2001 The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Three. Smart Gerbils: January 15-20, 2001 APE-Aid Smart Gerbils: January 22-27, 2001 The First Annual Narbonic Haiku-Off Smart Gerbils: January 29 - February 3, 2001 Valentines! Smart Gerbils: February 5-10, 2001 Non-Con Smart Gerbils: February 12-17, 2001 Sketches from APE Smart Gerbils: February 19-24, 2001 Sunday of Shame Smart Gerbils: February 26 - March 3, 2001 MSSGRM Dr. Narbon: March 5-10, 2001 Dave and the Magic Shirt Dr. Narbon: March 12-17, 2001 Helen Vs. Dave Barker, Round Two Dr. Narbon: March 19-24, 2001 The Narbon Coat of Arms Aaron Neathery's Guest Week-and-a-Half Neathery Week-and-a-Half, Continued Neathery Week-and-a-Half, Concluded Dr. Narbon: April 5-7, 2001 Art from the Cartoon Art Museum Kids' Cartooning Class Dr. Narbon: April 9-14, 2001 The Narbonic Diceless Roleplaying Game Dr. Narbon: April 16-21, 2001 Gerbildance Dr. Narbon: April 23-28, 2001 Stickers! Dr. Narbon: April 30 - May 5, 2001 Shoulder Angels Dr. Narbon: May 7-12, 2001 A Mother's Day Poem Dr. Narbon: May 14-19, 2001 Dave Runner Dr. Narbon: May 21-26, 2001 In Memory of Dave Dave's Dead, Dave: May 28 - June 2, 2001 The Characters Recruit a New Cartoonist Dave's Dead, Dave: June 4-9, 2001 The Cartoonist's Brother Graduates Dave's Dead, Dave: June 11-16, 2001 The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Four. Dave's Dead, Dave: June 18-23, 2001 The Characters Strike Dave's Dead, Dave: June 25-30, 2001 Intro to Guest Week Guest Week: July 2-7, 2001 Guest Week Sunday: Andrew Farago Mell's Major: July 9-14, 2001 A December Pinup in July Mell's Major: July 16-21, 2001 Shaenon's Comic-Con 2001 Report Get a Life: July 23-28, 2001 An Evil Cake Recipe Get a Life: July 30 - August 4, 2001 The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Five. Get a Life: August 6-11, 2001 More Art from Andrew Farago Get A Life: August 13-18, 2001 Studies in Internet Humor: Narbonic Get A Life: August 20-25, 2001 Narbonic Movie Posters Burning Gerbil: August 27 - September 1, 2001 The First Narbonic Summer T-Shirt Contest Zombie Woof: September 3-8, 2001 The T-Shirt Contest Continues Zombie Woof: September 10-15, 2001 The T-Shirt Contest Still Continues Zombie Woof: September 17-22, 2001 The T-Shirt Contest Continues Some More Zombie Woof: September 24-29, 2001 The Cartoonist Gushes About They Might Be Giants Zombie Woof: October 1-6, 2001 The Art of Kisai, Martin Olsson, Orin J., and Tamara Fougner Zombie Woof: October 8-13, 2001 Movie Posters Zombie Woof: October 15-20, 2001 The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Six. Zombie Woof: October 22-27, 2001 Mello, Davo, and Hello Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: October 29 - November 3, 2001 The Cartoonist Paints the Cartoon Art Museum Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 5-10, 2001 Halloween Costumes! Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 12-17, 2001 Random Artwork Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 19-24, 2001 Posters! Again! Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 26 - December 1, 2001 The Cartoon Art Museum Reopens Gender Swap: December 3-8, 2001 G.I. and Narbonic Christmas Gender Swap: December 10-15, 2001 The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &co., Chapter Seven. Gender Swap: December 17-22, 2001 Insanity Claus: A Christmas Storybook Gender Swap: December 24-29, 2001 Dave in Slumberland Gender Swap: December 31, 2001 - January 5, 2002 The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Eight. Gender Swap: January 7-12, 2002 Paper Artie Gender Swap: January 14-19, 2002 The Art of Richard Powell and Jennifer Toal Gender Swap: January 21-26, 2002 The Second Annual Narbonic Haiku-Off Gender Swap: January 28 - February 2, 2002 Non-Haiku Runoff of the Haiku-Off D-Con: February 4-9, 2002 APE Sketches, 2002 D-Con: February 11-16, 2002 The Cartoonist Explains Modern Tales D-Con: February 18-23, 2002 The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Nine. D-Con: February 25 - March 2, 2002 The Cartoonist as Care Bear D-Con: March 4-9, 2002 Spot the Non-Dave D-Con: March 11-16, 2002 Results of the Spot the Non-Dave Contest D-Con: March 18-23, 2002 The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Ten. D-Con: March 25-30, 2002 April Fools with Terrance Marks and Isabel Gonzalez D-Con: April 1-6, 2002 The Hottie with the Gun: The Art of Dirk Tiede D-Con: April 8-13, 2002 The Cartoonist Hits the Big Time D-Con: April 15-20, 2002 Narbonic Sprite Theatre D-Con: April 22-27, 2002 A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 1 D-Con: April 29 - May 4, 2002 The Narbonic Caption Challenge Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 6-11, 2002 A Gerbil Named Artie Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 13-18, 2002 Results of the Narbonic Caption Contest Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 20-25, 2002 A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 2 Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 27 - June 1, 2002 The Caption Contest Sketches Island of the Ur-Gerbils: June 3-8, 2002 The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Eleven. Mostly Modern Tales Guest Week The Second Annual Narbonic Summer T-Shirt Contest Triple Threat Guest Week Farago Makes the Strip Popular Grass Roots: June 24-29, 2002 The Cartoonist Gushes About Tom Hart Grass Roots: July 1-6, 2002 A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 3 Dave Vs. Dave: July 8-13, 2002 Renaming Dave Barker Dave Vs. Dave: July 15-20, 2002 A Narbonic Coloring Book Dave vs. Dave: July 22-27, 2002 The Naming of Daves Dave Vs. Dave: July 29 - August 3, 2002 Narbonic Is Two Years Old! Dave vs. Dave: August 5-10, 2002 The Art of Kerry, Ellen, Richard Powell, Chris Shadoian, and Dirk Tiede Dave Vs. Dave: August 12-17, 2002 Dave Barker's New Title Dave Vs. Dave: August 19-24, 2002 A Narbonic Coloring Book David Cronenberg's The Geek: August 26-31, 2002 Mockup of the Narbonic Book Cover David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 2-7, 2002 The Cartoonist Attends a Wedding David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 9-14, 2002 Results of the Summer T-Shirt Contest David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 16-21, 2002 A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 4 David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 23-28, 2002 Spider-Goats! David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 30 - October 5, 2002 A Narbonic Coloring Book Mell Expelled: October 7-12, 2002 The Greatest Jack-O-Lantern Stencil EVER Mell Expelled: October 14-19, 2002 The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twelve. Class Reunion: October 21-26, 2002 Another T-Shirt Photo, Another Spider-Goat Song Class Reunion: October 28 - November 2, 2002 Jack-O-Lanterns! Class Reunion: November 4-9, 2002 The Cartoonist Loses a Bet Class Reunion: November 11-16, 2002 Halloween Costumes! Class Reunion: November 18-23, 2002 A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 5 Class Reunion: November 25-30, 2002 A Narbonic Coloring Book Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 2-7, 2002 Near-Narbonic Experience Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 9-14, 2002 A Holiday Greeting Card Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 16-21, 2002 Awful Milkshakes: The Art of Allan Ecker, Mari Rose, Derek Kirk, and Jason Furness Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 23-28, 2002 Dave in Slumberland Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 30 - January 4, 2003 From the Narbonic Role-Playing Game: Mad Scientific Journals Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 6-11, 2003 A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 6 Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 13-18, 2003 The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Thirteen. Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 20-25, 2003 Madblood Battle Anthems Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 27 - February 1, 2003 2003 APE Sketches Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 3-8, 2003 More Madblood Battle Anthems Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 10-15, 2003 Valentine's Day 2003 Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 17-22, 2003 Still More Madblood Battle Anthems Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 24 - March 1, 2003 The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Fourteen. Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 3-8, 2003 Still Further Runners-Up in the Madblood Battle Anthem Context Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 10-15, 2003 The Complete Madblood Battle Anthem Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 17-22, 2003 The War Seems Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 24-29, 2003 Li'l Mell Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 31 - April 5, 2003 Mad Libs Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 7-12, 2003 Narbonic RPG Stuff Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 14-19, 2003 A Joke. Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 21-26, 2003 Character Design Stuff Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 28 - May 3, 2003 The Cartoonist Has a Birthday Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 5-10, 2003 Mother's Day 2003 Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 12-17, 2003 Free Comic Book Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 19-24, 2003 A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 7 Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 26-31, 2003 Trunktown Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 2-7, 2003 Jobless Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 9-14, 2003 A Little Contest You are here -- [Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 16-21, 2003]