(TUNE: "She'll Be Comin' Round The Mountain", traditional)

Shaenon's tired of drawing Madblood's stupid face!
She'll just load 'em up and shoot 'em into space!
She detests those plastic masses
With their beards and ties and glasses!
(But she'll keep a couple dozen, just in case!)

Shaenon's sick of drawing all those robot grins!
Shaenon's sick of drawing goatees on their chins!
Fifteen thousand times that face, see,
Is enough to make her crazy!
Also, Dave and Artie still look like they're twins!

Tiff Hudson (tiff_hudson) says:

Star Trek (tos) had lot of similar-looking redshirts.

LotR has lots of similar-looking orcs (and elves).

It's a facet of world-making - you write about the central characters and everyone else is just background

nemryn (nemryn) says: Stricktly speaking, it;s only 14,999 someones. But who's counting?

Shaenon Garrity (shaenongarrity) says:

Man, I hope that was the longest Skin Horse storyline. We should be so lucky.

Shaenon Garrity (shaenongarrity) says:

In other news, Dave's crush on Mick Foley is so totally justified.

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The Job Interview: July 31 - August 5, 2000 Enter Helen Narbon, With Gerbils The Job Interview: August 7-12, 2000 Evil Coffee The Job Interview: August 14-19, 2000 The Disturbing Palindrome Song of the Mutant Gerbils ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: August 21-26, 2000 Helen vs. Dave Barker, Round One ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: August 28 - September 2, 2000 Mutant Gerbil Mutterings as Class Resistance ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 4-9, 2000 The Love Theme from "Narbonic" ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 11-16, 2000 Results of the Name Dave Contest ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 18-23, 2000 Narbonic Posters! ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 25-30, 2000 Mell Kelly Paper Doll ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: October 2-7, 2000 Helen Narbon Paper Doll ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: October 9-14, 2000 Dave Davenport Paper Doll New Digs: October 16-21, 2000 A Sexy Bundle of Evil Lovin' New Digs: October 23-28, 2000 The Art of Andrew Farago Employee Brain Scans: October 30 - November 4, 2000 The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter One. Employee Brain Scans: November 6-11, 2000 Halloween Costumes! Interview with the Mad Scientist: November 13-18, 2000 The Art of Tamara Fougner and Mee-Lise Robinson Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: November 20-25, 2000 The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Two. Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: November 27 - December 2, 2000 Mr. T Vs. 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Dave's Dead, Dave: June 18-23, 2001 The Characters Strike Dave's Dead, Dave: June 25-30, 2001 Intro to Guest Week Guest Week: July 2-7, 2001 Guest Week Sunday: Andrew Farago Mell's Major: July 9-14, 2001 A December Pinup in July Mell's Major: July 16-21, 2001 Shaenon's Comic-Con 2001 Report Get a Life: July 23-28, 2001 An Evil Cake Recipe Get a Life: July 30 - August 4, 2001 The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Five. 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