By Shaenon K. Garrity
Daily
Yeah, okay, not one of the more exciting strips. Dave has no tie because it was burned off in the explosion (implosion?), and also, I suspect, because I didn't feel like drawing it anymore. I do like Mell's sardonic little expression in the third panel.
The early strips include a lot of Microsoft jokes. One reason for this was that my dear friend Dave Barker worked for Microsoft right after college. He quit after about a year, spent the summer driving across the country in a VW microbus, broke down in Boston, and enrolled at MIT for a master's in transportation engineering. But that is another story, and shall be told a couple of Sundays from now.
This strip introduces two phrases that would be repeated frequently over the course of Narbonic: "evil intern" and "evil coffee." I was an intern myself at the time I drew it, doing odd jobs at the Cartoon Art Museum in San Francisco. I was also filling in for the front-desk receptionist at manga publisher Viz LLC, a job that was supposed to last for two weeks. Six years later, I'm still there, although I'm not a receptionist anymore.
I returned to the font of evil coffee many, many, many times in Narbonic. It ended up being one of the key tropes of the strip, one of the touchstones I could always go back to when I was feeling lost. Coffee saved my bacon many times.
I don't drink coffee. Don't like the taste.
You know, that second panel still looks pretty good.
The three-eyed smiley face is an icon I used a lot in "North of Space." I used it occasionally in Narbonic, but I tried to cut back because Warren Ellis was using it in his awesome comic Transmetropolitan . Nonetheless, the three-eyed smiley mug is one of the coffee mugs that appears regularly around Narbonics Labs, along with the one with the nuclear symbol on it.
The pencil cup on Helen's desk is emblazoned with 6.02 x 10^23, the numerical value of a mole . Don't ask me why.
I desperately needed to stop drawing lipstick lips on Helen. It's not good on her, it's not good on For Better or for Worse characters, it's just a bad look all around. Mell's hair is really crazy in these early strips, too.
Not much else to say about this strip, although I appreciate any opportunity to use the word "plutonium." It brings back fond memories of fifth grade, when my friend Steve was really, really into plutonium. Maybe you had to be there. And be ten years old.
Man, I miss the days when I could just have random stuff happen for no good reason. I still think this is kind of cute, with the bubbles and the asterik and the little THUD and all.
Helen's cheerful face is pretty much the last thing you want to wake up to. Unless you're Dave, I guess. I used the same basic opening gag in later strips, most notably with Caliban in "Demons." I just like that big evil grin.
Here begins the conflict between Dave's self-preservation and his libido, a struggle which will dominate Narbonic for most of its run. I should've made sprites for them.
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Leon Arnott (
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Saturday's Comic: The fourth panel was when I discovered that I liked this webcomic.
BlackWolfe Coyoten (
blackwolfe_coyoten ) says:
Well, rereading the archives for about the billionth time and I must say that the presence of Avogadro's number on Helen's mug is pretty easily explained, as one of her specialties is chemistry.
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The Job Interview: July 31 - August 5, 2000
Enter Helen Narbon, With Gerbils
You are here -- [The Job Interview: August 7-12, 2000]
Evil Coffee
The Job Interview: August 14-19, 2000
The Disturbing Palindrome Song of the Mutant Gerbils
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: August 21-26, 2000
Helen vs. Dave Barker, Round One
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: August 28 - September 2, 2000
Mutant Gerbil Mutterings as Class Resistance
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 4-9, 2000
The Love Theme from "Narbonic"
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 11-16, 2000
Results of the Name Dave Contest
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 18-23, 2000
Narbonic Posters!
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 25-30, 2000
Mell Kelly Paper Doll
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: October 2-7, 2000
Helen Narbon Paper Doll
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: October 9-14, 2000
Dave Davenport Paper Doll
New Digs: October 16-21, 2000
A Sexy Bundle of Evil Lovin'
New Digs: October 23-28, 2000
The Art of Andrew Farago
Employee Brain Scans: October 30 - November 4, 2000
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter One.
Employee Brain Scans: November 6-11, 2000
Halloween Costumes!
Interview with the Mad Scientist: November 13-18, 2000
The Art of Tamara Fougner and Mee-Lise Robinson
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: November 20-25, 2000
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Two.
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: November 27 - December 2, 2000
Mr. T Vs. Narbonic
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: December 4-9, 2000
Color Narbonic Posters
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: December 11-16, 2000
The Dave Knight Returns
A Week of December 18 Story: December 18 - 23, 2000
Conclusion to "A Week of December 18 Story"
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: December 25-30, 2000
Dave in Slumberland
Smart Gerbils: January 1-6, 2001
Intro to Farago Week
Farago Week: January 8-13, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Three.
Smart Gerbils: January 15-20, 2001
APE-Aid
Smart Gerbils: January 22-27, 2001
The First Annual Narbonic Haiku-Off
Smart Gerbils: January 29 - February 3, 2001
Valentines!
Smart Gerbils: February 5-10, 2001
Non-Con
Smart Gerbils: February 12-17, 2001
Sketches from APE
Smart Gerbils: February 19-24, 2001
Sunday of Shame
Smart Gerbils: February 26 - March 3, 2001
MSSGRM
Dr. Narbon: March 5-10, 2001
Dave and the Magic Shirt
Dr. Narbon: March 12-17, 2001
Helen Vs. Dave Barker, Round Two
Dr. Narbon: March 19-24, 2001
The Narbon Coat of Arms
Aaron Neathery's Guest Week-and-a-Half
Neathery Week-and-a-Half, Continued
Neathery Week-and-a-Half, Concluded
Dr. Narbon: April 5-7, 2001
Art from the Cartoon Art Museum Kids' Cartooning Class
Dr. Narbon: April 9-14, 2001
The Narbonic Diceless Roleplaying Game
Dr. Narbon: April 16-21, 2001
Gerbildance
Dr. Narbon: April 23-28, 2001
Stickers!
Dr. Narbon: April 30 - May 5, 2001
Shoulder Angels
Dr. Narbon: May 7-12, 2001
A Mother's Day Poem
Dr. Narbon: May 14-19, 2001
Dave Runner
Dr. Narbon: May 21-26, 2001
In Memory of Dave
Dave's Dead, Dave: May 28 - June 2, 2001
The Characters Recruit a New Cartoonist
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 4-9, 2001
The Cartoonist's Brother Graduates
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 11-16, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Four.
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 18-23, 2001
The Characters Strike
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 25-30, 2001
Intro to Guest Week
Guest Week: July 2-7, 2001
Guest Week Sunday: Andrew Farago
Mell's Major: July 9-14, 2001
A December Pinup in July
Mell's Major: July 16-21, 2001
Shaenon's Comic-Con 2001 Report
Get a Life: July 23-28, 2001
An Evil Cake Recipe
Get a Life: July 30 - August 4, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Five.
Get a Life: August 6-11, 2001
More Art from Andrew Farago
Get A Life: August 13-18, 2001
Studies in Internet Humor: Narbonic
Get A Life: August 20-25, 2001
Narbonic Movie Posters
Burning Gerbil: August 27 - September 1, 2001
The First Narbonic Summer T-Shirt Contest
Zombie Woof: September 3-8, 2001
The T-Shirt Contest Continues
Zombie Woof: September 10-15, 2001
The T-Shirt Contest Still Continues
Zombie Woof: September 17-22, 2001
The T-Shirt Contest Continues Some More
Zombie Woof: September 24-29, 2001
The Cartoonist Gushes About They Might Be Giants
Zombie Woof: October 1-6, 2001
The Art of Kisai, Martin Olsson, Orin J., and Tamara Fougner
Zombie Woof: October 8-13, 2001
Movie Posters
Zombie Woof: October 15-20, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Six.
Zombie Woof: October 22-27, 2001
Mello, Davo, and Hello
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: October 29 - November 3, 2001
The Cartoonist Paints the Cartoon Art Museum
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 5-10, 2001
Halloween Costumes!
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 12-17, 2001
Random Artwork
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 19-24, 2001
Posters! Again!
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 26 - December 1, 2001
The Cartoon Art Museum Reopens
Gender Swap: December 3-8, 2001
G.I. and Narbonic Christmas
Gender Swap: December 10-15, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &co., Chapter Seven.
Gender Swap: December 17-22, 2001
Insanity Claus: A Christmas Storybook
Gender Swap: December 24-29, 2001
Dave in Slumberland
Gender Swap: December 31, 2001 - January 5, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Eight.
Gender Swap: January 7-12, 2002
Paper Artie
Gender Swap: January 14-19, 2002
The Art of Richard Powell and Jennifer Toal
Gender Swap: January 21-26, 2002
The Second Annual Narbonic Haiku-Off
Gender Swap: January 28 - February 2, 2002
Non-Haiku Runoff of the Haiku-Off
D-Con: February 4-9, 2002
APE Sketches, 2002
D-Con: February 11-16, 2002
The Cartoonist Explains Modern Tales
D-Con: February 18-23, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Nine.
D-Con: February 25 - March 2, 2002
The Cartoonist as Care Bear
D-Con: March 4-9, 2002
Spot the Non-Dave
D-Con: March 11-16, 2002
Results of the Spot the Non-Dave Contest
D-Con: March 18-23, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Ten.
D-Con: March 25-30, 2002
April Fools with Terrance Marks and Isabel Gonzalez
D-Con: April 1-6, 2002
The Hottie with the Gun: The Art of Dirk Tiede
D-Con: April 8-13, 2002
The Cartoonist Hits the Big Time
D-Con: April 15-20, 2002
Narbonic Sprite Theatre
D-Con: April 22-27, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 1
D-Con: April 29 - May 4, 2002
The Narbonic Caption Challenge
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 6-11, 2002
A Gerbil Named Artie
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 13-18, 2002
Results of the Narbonic Caption Contest
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 20-25, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 2
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 27 - June 1, 2002
The Caption Contest Sketches
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: June 3-8, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Eleven.
Mostly Modern Tales Guest Week
The Second Annual Narbonic Summer T-Shirt Contest
Triple Threat Guest Week
Farago Makes the Strip Popular
Grass Roots: June 24-29, 2002
The Cartoonist Gushes About Tom Hart
Grass Roots: July 1-6, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 3
Dave Vs. Dave: July 8-13, 2002
Renaming Dave Barker
Dave Vs. Dave: July 15-20, 2002
A Narbonic Coloring Book
Dave vs. Dave: July 22-27, 2002
The Naming of Daves
Dave Vs. Dave: July 29 - August 3, 2002
Narbonic Is Two Years Old!
Dave vs. Dave: August 5-10, 2002
The Art of Kerry, Ellen, Richard Powell, Chris Shadoian, and Dirk Tiede
Dave Vs. Dave: August 12-17, 2002
Dave Barker's New Title
Dave Vs. Dave: August 19-24, 2002
A Narbonic Coloring Book
David Cronenberg's The Geek: August 26-31, 2002
Mockup of the Narbonic Book Cover
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 2-7, 2002
The Cartoonist Attends a Wedding
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 9-14, 2002
Results of the Summer T-Shirt Contest
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 16-21, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 4
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 23-28, 2002
Spider-Goats!
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 30 - October 5, 2002
A Narbonic Coloring Book
Mell Expelled: October 7-12, 2002
The Greatest Jack-O-Lantern Stencil EVER
Mell Expelled: October 14-19, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twelve.
Class Reunion: October 21-26, 2002
Another T-Shirt Photo, Another Spider-Goat Song
Class Reunion: October 28 - November 2, 2002
Jack-O-Lanterns!
Class Reunion: November 4-9, 2002
The Cartoonist Loses a Bet
Class Reunion: November 11-16, 2002
Halloween Costumes!
Class Reunion: November 18-23, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 5
Class Reunion: November 25-30, 2002
A Narbonic Coloring Book
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 2-7, 2002
Near-Narbonic Experience
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 9-14, 2002
A Holiday Greeting Card
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 16-21, 2002
Awful Milkshakes: The Art of Allan Ecker, Mari Rose, Derek Kirk, and Jason Furness
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 23-28, 2002
Dave in Slumberland
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 30 - January 4, 2003
From the Narbonic Role-Playing Game: Mad Scientific Journals
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 6-11, 2003
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 6
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 13-18, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Thirteen.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 20-25, 2003
Madblood Battle Anthems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 27 - February 1, 2003
2003 APE Sketches
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 3-8, 2003
More Madblood Battle Anthems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 10-15, 2003
Valentine's Day 2003
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 17-22, 2003
Still More Madblood Battle Anthems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 24 - March 1, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Fourteen.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 3-8, 2003
Still Further Runners-Up in the Madblood Battle Anthem Context
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 10-15, 2003
The Complete Madblood Battle Anthem
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 17-22, 2003
The War Seems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 24-29, 2003
Li'l Mell
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 31 - April 5, 2003
Mad Libs
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 7-12, 2003
Narbonic RPG Stuff
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 14-19, 2003
A Joke.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 21-26, 2003
Character Design Stuff
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 28 - May 3, 2003
The Cartoonist Has a Birthday
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 5-10, 2003
Mother's Day 2003
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 12-17, 2003
Free Comic Book
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 19-24, 2003
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 7
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 26-31, 2003
Trunktown
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 2-7, 2003
Jobless
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 9-14, 2003
A Little Contest
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 16-21, 2003
C-Space
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 23-28, 2003
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