Izeas GT (izeas_gt) says: Magically changing headlines ahoy! Did Bill Amend teach you this least sacred and revered art?
Steven Ehrbar (see) says:
Er, havoc, with a C.
Unless you specifically mean the Marvel character or the software program. In which case, he'd have a hard time wreaking either, but could indeed wreck them.
Leon Arnott (l) says: Monday's Comic: Panel three: The phrase "tricky buggers" might give one some misassumptions concerning Mell's accent. Or some correct assumptions?
Panel four: Doesn't Helen remind one of Lucy Van Pelt, leaning on Schroeder's piano?
"Secret powers" - so Madblood has the power of Heart? I guess that leaves Fire, Water, Earth and Air for Mell, Helen, Dave and Foxy Cop. (Respectively?)
Also: "leaping into a jet-black helicopter and vanishing"? I didn't know they had disappearing helicopters in 2000. Next you'll be telling me that they had white-ink pens, and manga in American bookstores.
David Harmon (mental_mouse) says: Well, last week, Helen wrecked Lupin's havoc!
Michael Suttkus, II (the_mess) says:
I thought the misspelled headlines were just an attempt to accurately represent the US media.
And I saw my first vanishing helicopter on September 20, 1987. Ooo, Claudia Christian...
John Weiss (cheshirecat) says: Well, maybe Madblood stopped someone else's havoc. That would be wrecking it, no?
Bill Livingston (billfl) says: I'd pay double for an actual newspaper with a headline that simply read "BWAHAHAHA!"
Edwin Quantrall (reynard) says: Leon Arnott (l) says: "Panel four: Doesn't Helen remind one of Lucy Van Pelt, leaning on Schroeder's piano?"
As long as she doesn't start calling him her "sweet baboo"...
(At least I'm finally getting the hang of this HTML*...)
*HTML: "Hard To Make Legible" or "Hate This M*********in' Language!"
Paul Anderson (pmanderson) says: Havock with a ck: Cęsars Spirit..Shall..with a Monarkes voyce, Cry hauocke, and let slip the Dogges of Warre, .5 for two ain't bad.
Leon Arnott (l) says: Tuesday's Comic: I don't know whether Mell is nonchalantly boasting about the superiority of conventional weapons as a matter of course, or very chalantly trying to move the subject away from Madblood before Helen becomes so overcome that her body starts drifting through the air like a feather. Clarification, anyone?
Crystals: probably the maddest power source imaginable. Apart from children's screams, of course. They're also the vestigal structure linking the mad scientist and her ancestor, the alchemist. (Apart from the aforementioned magical beakers, of course)
Your ability to create a context in which to use the word "polysaccharides" pleases me greatly.
Liza Furr (liza) says: Leon: I believe Mel's boast refers to what she did to Helen in Panel 3--turned Helen to goo in under 30 seconds.
Ken DeNisco (fenrisloki) says: I concur with Liza. Complete gooey mush.
Joseph Garvin (dapper_anarchist) says: Shakespeare is never an authority on spelling...
Daniel Ross (nentuaby) says:
Really, that's Shakespeare's most astonishing power:
He stone made up half the words he used, and people still consider him a model of erudition. He's like George W. with a goatee made of awesome.
(Yes, that was blasphemy on several levels... But true.)
Leon Arnott (l) says: Wednesday: The old "simultaneous but contradictory revelations" in panel 3. Always a crowd-pleaser. Except that it doesn't really work this time because of the disparity in syllables between Mell's dialogue and Dave's.
Also, today's episode would make a very good comic template. Just erase all of the dialogue, and let endless adventures begin!
In response to today's webcomic namedrop: I've discovered that I have a hiterto undiscovered fear of Sims. Fortunately (and curiously), the weight of this comic lies outside of the pictures.
But enough of that. Let's now talk about Diablo 2, the bane of all webcomics characters. In particular: does Dave favour it over long-time nerd favourite NetHack?
Miikka Ryökäs (kizor) says:
Ah yes, The Sims. The everygeek's tool of making simulacrums of your friends and relatives puppets to your will. Most gamers probably carry a "creepy Sims" story.
Me, I spent hours making a meticulous copy of my sister in The Sims 2. I'm not and artist and know nothing about anatomy, but simple trial-and-error got me a close likeness. Then I turned her into a guy. Then I placed these two into a passionate tongue-wrestling embrace. Then, on another nutter's idea, I constructed a household decorated in her favorite styles and made entirely out of hers of different ages and genders. Then I showed her the pictures.
What? I'm an older brother. I'm allowed. 'sides, the "Lemon wrapped around a gold brick to the head" - expression made it all worth it.
Leon Arnott (l) says:
"I think Helen's got a CRU-USH!
Now, if she goes about this properly, she'll pop on over to
and soon he will be hers."
--Dave Barker, 22 Nov 2000
Alycia Shedd (leeshajoy) says: For the record, it's "ReBoot" with an uppercase 'B'. (Yes, I am a huge freaking nerd, why do you ask?)
David Given (dg) says:
Reboot. Woah. Such a good series... good scripts, good acting, a plot that actually made sense... I spent three years tracking down all the episodes of that, but now I'm proud to say I have them all. The later, more adult episodes are awesome, but the early ones are still excellent.
Disturbingly hot? Hell, yeah. Andraia before: http://www.cyberpursuits.com/heckifiknow/reboot/images/rbt-andrala.jpg
Andraia after: http://www.inwap.com/mf/reboot/cast/images/MatrixAndraia.jpg
(Unfortunately, Mainframe Entertainment has been bought ought and their old website that had lots of great pictures on it has been replaced by flash-filled crap. Those images above are about the best I can do. Sigh...)
James Rice (jhrice) says: And all this time, I just assumed that helen had seen the Narbonic paper dolls.
Leon Arnott (l) says: Thursday's Comic: Did he say a 3 hundred page manifesto?! How the heck did Helen manage that?
Did she say a certified evil genius? Does that mean that Madblood is a certified genius, or a certified evildoer? What kind of certification committee exists for something as abstract as evil?
What I also don't understand is why Mell's hair seems to have so many joints.
Meta comment: in the extreme unlikelihood that anyone of you has managed to re-create various ReBoot characters in The Sims, please don't hesistate to link images of them here before the week is out.
David Harmon (mental_mouse) says:
Leon: (1) Certified insane, of course! "They said I was mad... In fact, they put it in writing!".
(2) I parsed Mell's early hair as "white-kid's dreads" -- that is, she's a 19-year-old college student, who has yet to realize that dreadlocks just don't work without kinky hair.
Shaenon Garrity (shaenongarrity) says: Did he say a 3 hundred page manifesto?! How the heck did Helen manage that?
Well, it's not writing, it's typing.
David Given (dg) says: Dude, that's not hair. It's a four-legged spider thing living on Mell's head.
Chris McLeod (dragonrose) says:
Hippo birdy two ewes
James Rice (jhrice) says:
Five Four Seven Eight. Happy Birthday!
Rachel S. (masamage) says:
Yay, it's time to celebrate Shaenon!
...Just like...every other day! XD
Chris Brunner (cjbrunner) says: Hear hear! Happy Birthday, Sarge!
Izeas GT (izeas_gt) says:
Thiiis is your birthday song, it is not very long!
I'd post the "birthday dirge," but it doesn't seem to be standardized. As is to be expected, I suppose; the guy I heard it from learned it at Boy Scouts.
Leon Arnott (l) says: Friday's Comic: Hey! According to Comixpedia dot org, you're about a month older than Garfield. I'm only 20, myself.
Which brings me to a point of painful honesty: who among us males, in the midst of a sheltered adolescence, read today's strip for the first time several years ago, and suddenly thought to oneself, "Hang on a minute. Female sexuality exists" (thus finally confirming a long-held but as yet unrealised suspicion)?
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Of course Dave is becoming more evil ... it's all that "evil coffee" he's drinking!
Whadday mean that's not the way it works? The coffee I buy is pretty low quality ... so, since I drink poor coffee, it's no wonder that I'm ...
Hey, happy day anyway, Shaenon! You're not getting older, you're getting ... um ... OK, I guess you are older.
Andy Holloway (garran) says:
On the other hand, the only reason Artie doesn't later get some of the chicks is that he doesn't want them.
Dave Van Domelen (dvandom) says: Happy Nerfday!
Dave III (dave_iii) says: Level Up!
Esther the Pester (pester) says: I'm slightly grossed out at the "Check out the meat" line, myself, though.
Liza Furr (liza) says: Happy birthday! I hope you enjoy it all day long.
Mike Batcok (batcok) says:
And don't cut the brakes, how will you stop the car?
Have a good one!
Gary Sumners (grue) says: Happy Birthday to ya!
Pam Rowe (spinkitty) says: Happy Birthday!!
Andrew Rash (wander) says: Happy Birthday!
Paul Gadzikowski (pgadzikowski) says: HIPY PAPY BTHTHDTH THDTHDA BTHDTHDY
Bill Livingston (billfl) says:
Happy Birthday to the Norbster! I declare today to be SHAENONFEST!!! *guzzles milkshakes and pizzas*
Leon Arnott (l) says: Saturday's Comic: A mostly underused and undocumented trope is the big, 90% empty speech balloon.
This also features the first use of "drat", the most dastardly expletive known to humanity. Also the first time in which Helen does the Power Teeth Clench as she draws chi from her surroundings with which to smite her unruly intern.
Dave III (dave_iii) says: Classic pose, in that fourth panel. ^_^
Leon Arnott (l) says: Y'know, the more I stare at that final panel, the more Helen's facial expression resembles that of an evil cyborg's.
So, I decided to draw, in glorious colour pixels, this alternative-universe panel 4 to illustrate this similarity (and, while I'm at it, give Mell a similar conversion as well).
Paul Gadzikowski (pgadzikowski) says:
big, 90% empty speech balloon When I do that, my forum posters think I've made a mistake.
Deb Kosiba (bigblued) says:
there were no Krispy Kreme doughnuts in the Bay Area, and I was going through withdrawal. Now they're all over the place. Those things are like crack.
A week after registering and I finally have a password so I can post. Makes for serious lag time in a witty reply. Anyhoo, I did this piece back in 2000, thought you'd enjoy it based on your KK comment. http://bigblued.com/lj/krispy.gifLog In or Register to post a comment! It's free!
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