Dave is modeling one of several Narbonic T-shirts I made on CafePress back in the day. Actually, before I hooked up with CafePress, I made them myself with iron-ons and T-shirts that I bought from a guy on the sidewalk. Narbonic, as a small business, is lacking in certain areas, such as the area of consisting of anything beyond me, my apartment, and whatever I can scrounge within the surrounding ten blocks.

I haven't sold T-shirts in a long time simply because they were never very profitable for me. I know some of you would like T-shirts. I'm sorry. If I were to make them now, I'd want to do a nice, high-quality run, and I simply don't have faith that I'd sell enough to make it worthwhile. Also, I don't have room in my apartment for boxes of unsold T-shirts, because it's already full of boxes of unsold books.

Anyway, this shirt reads, "Evil, Dave! Evil!" and is thus pretty specifically targeted toward people named Dave and/or their close friends and family. I probably needed to work on reaching out to a larger demographic. People named Mike, possibly.