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Yes, it's another of the many contests devised over the years by the eternally enterprising James Rice. I'm always happy when someone writes a computer program to prove or disprove throwaway lines in my comic (or, in this case, fanfiction about my comic). It's better when they're proven than disproven, of course.

But what, you ask, have James Rice and his gerbil Speedy been up to lately? Well, earlier this year, as the following photo essay by James shows, they visited the Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama.





Writes James:

Of course Speedy took in all the regular tourist stuff like visiting the International Motorsports Hall of Fame.



He posed for photos with the cars from the movie "Talladega Nights."



He snuck out to the finish line for a photo.

That's the kind of stuff any gerbil might do. But when Speedy goes to Talladega, that's not quite enough.



So he bummed a ride in the world's fastest Mustang (a car that's gone more than 250 mph), and, with real NASCAR driver "Wild" Bill Elliott behind the wheel, they tried to set a new track speed record.



They picked up speed fast, but on the third lap, in turn two, at more than 180 mph, the car blew the right front tire and went into the wall.



Fortunately no one was hurt, and though the car was bent and scraped, it will be fixed and run again. Speedy will be ready when they are.


Thanks once again, James and Speedy!

I really have no idea how I inspire any of this.

7 comments:
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

(TUNE:  "The Trolley Song", written by Ralph Blane and Hugh Martin, sung by Judy Garland)

[CROWD:]
Zoom, zoom, zoom went the gerbil!
Look, look, look, you will find ...
There, there, there goes ol' Speedy!
His adventures just boggle the mind!

[SPEEDY:]
Vrroom, vrroom, vrroom went the engine!
Boom, boom, boom went the tire!
Doom, doom, doom!  Now we're crashing!
We're just lucky we didn't catch fire!

The car was stopped, the danger gone ...
I'm glad I had my five-point safety harness on!
The driver stunned ... I pulled him free!
It's no big deal, I know he'd do the same for me!

[CROWD:]
Where, where, where will they go next?
Boston, London, or Perth?
Cheer, cheer, cheer for our Speedy!
He's the true fastest gerbil on Earth, and he's worth any price!
Thank you also, James Rice!

Leon Arnott (l) says: "I really have no idea how I inspire any of this."
I think the 'upload' button on your file transfer program must be malfunctioning if it keeps causing this stuff to happen.
Jeffrey Channing Wells (channing) says: Said it before but I'll say it again: James Rice, you are an American hero.
Tiff Hudson (tiff_hudson) says: I think my favorite boggle sentence out of these is from Australia - SEXY RICE DID BONDI
Sean Kinlin (seaking) says: Wait, I'm confused.  I've always played Boggle with the rule that a given letter block can only be used once in a given word (therefore it would be impossible to spell adrenoleukodystrophy, as it has more than 16 letters).  Is that not one of the official rules?  (note that I'm too lazy to go get out my Boggle set and check)
Jon W. (kd7sov) says: @seaking: It is, but evidently not in the Narboniverse. You didn't really think public existence of mad scientists was the only difference, did you?
James Rice (jhrice) says:

Yes, yes, the 16 letter limit had to be ignored.  The program was to see if adrenoleukodystrophy could even fit on a Boggle square.

Sadly, the Boggle fitting program was lost some time ago.  As I recall it only took a few hours to write, (complete with graphics to show how it was doing in it challenge).  I may have to rewrite it some time.

Speedy hasn't been still since Talladega in May.  As soon as he returns from Africa, I'll compile all his summer and fall adventures into a set and send them to Shaenon. 

 

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