By Shaenon K. Garrity
Daily
I hate doing gags that rely on the readers remembering a character or incident from the past, because, y'know, maybe they don't. In case you don't remember, this is Seth, from Dave's gaming group, who previously went on a date with Girl!Dave way back in 2001. If anyone from the gaming group was going to get a larger role in the strip, it was bound to be Seth, because he's the only one not directly based on a real person, and also because I adore tiny, angry nerdy guys and want to draw their adorable scowling faces into my comics all the time.
Seth calls Dave "David" because Dave is on the outs with the Dave Conspiracy and has had his identity as a Dave revoked. Only his coworkers at the lab still call him Dave.
Seth's tie-over-a-T-shirt look succeeds in making Dave look suave by comparison. Dave also appears to have put more work into his hair.
I'm sorry for doing gags about how gamers are lonely and desperate for female companionship. I would feel more sorry if these strips didn't tend to elicit a lot of positive responses from gamers. Anyway, by the time Dave gets around to rejoining the table, he's the only single member. Because he's wasted his time going into space and getting lost in time and stuff.
Anyway, it turns out Seth is mistaken about the availability of the gaming group's new member. He's doomed to remain mistaken for a good long time to come.
I like that Dave thinks he's hot, but only as a girl. Anyway, even though this strip requires knowledge of the whole "Gender Swap" storyline from three years previous, I still think it's pretty funny.
Seth is sweating all the time.
This was a plotting issue that bugged me: I'd previously established that Mell had become popular on campus by concealing her evil and violent nature, so why couldn't she get a better date than Seth? (I feel kind of bad about talking Seth down here, but come on, the guy is clearly putting no effort into the date. Also he sweats all the time.) This was the solution I came up with. It's also possible that Mell didn't want to reveal her double life to anyone who mattered. [SPOILERS] As things turn out, Seth won't be walking away from this party, so the secret of Mell's evil internship is safe.
For the very interested, it was established that Mell and Seth attend the same college way, way back in Seth's first appearance, in this week of strips .
I wrote this strip at the last minute and wasn't sure about it, but it ended up being pretty cute. Seth and Mell have a weird, awkward chemistry that I like; it's too bad I didn't have more opportunities to throw them together. The best part is Seth being only mildly annoyed at being shot by a futuristic laser rifle.
I know I did this basic joke several times over the course of Narbonic, but it's better here because the characters are in their little wintertime outfits. Helen looks especially good with the coat thrown over her fishnet stockings. It's also great when Dave wears a hat.
So It Begins (
soitbegins ) says:
Heh.
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Monday:
Dave is honestly surprised that the girlbeast devilblessed despoiler is capable of suppressing her bomblust delirium to manifest any sort of normal interpersonal affection.
Meanwhile, Mell's expression says that Dave should really have kept his bewonderment out of earshot.
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
(TUNE: "I'm Like A Bird", Nelly Furtado)
Mell got here now, not too late ... She's asking where you are ... Holy cow, and she brought a date, Though it may seem bizarre!
It seems like white is black! And Palin loves Barack!
Mell's got a date! He didn't run away! Although ev'ryone mocks him! Got a collar that shocks him! (It's hidden in his necktie) Mell's got a date! He didn't run away! And at Dave he is flaming, Dave missed ten weeks of gaming! (He's terrified and no lie ...)
Daffyd Wagstaff (
lord_killerfish ) says:
@Leon: Never a truer word hath been spoken aloud regarding the finangler of technological wonderment and the lady of destructive tendancies. Bravo!
Also it doth appear young Seth is of the same stature as our feared, yet beloved Miss Kelly. Mayhap this puts him at the height of five feet and ten inches? Truely I must confess I only recall that Dave stood at around six feet.
Shaenon Garrity (
shaenongarrity ) says:
Mell is about five-six, as is Seth. Helen's the tall one.
Daffyd Wagstaff (
lord_killerfish ) says:
Thanks Shaenon. Have a free expired coupon for yoghurt (or was it a coupon for free expired yoghurt?) as thanks.
...
Sometimes I don't even notice when I'm being bloody weird. It honestly scares me sometimes.
Paul Anderson (
pmanderson ) says:
Free expired yogurt, of course; this strip is all about little tastes of culture.
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Tuesday:
Dave is so starved of male companionship that he's willing to forgo his own masculinity. Hmmmmm.
Trivia: Mad scientists relish the punch-spiking event of a party. Oftentimes they crowd around the bowl to watch the insidious substance defile the earth-bound liquid in a cacophony of fizzes and sputters, winks of vapour or bursts of short-lived froth. The more chemistry-endowed can be seen straining their noggins to deduce the composition of the compound just from the duration and ferocity of the reactions, so as to anticipate the havok that will soon be unleashed on their stomachs and bloodstreams.
(All this, of course, completely misses the central
point of punch-spiking in a way that only socially inhibited hypergeniuses could.)
Daffyd Wagstaff (
lord_killerfish ) says:
Most of the parties I've attended have had the punch pre-spiked. It saves everyone the bother of having to spike it later.
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
(TUNE: "Ladies Who Lunch", Stephen Sondheim)
Helen is spiking the punch, Asking Mell to choose ... Guys will either grow extra eyes in a bunch, Or their bones will ooze Now look at Seth, We can't ignore him, Talking to Dave ... The hand of Death Is reaching toward him, Failing his save! (Did anyone here roll his save?) Not Seth or Dave ...
Look at the D&D geeks, Isn't it a crime? Seth complains that Dave's missing too many weeks, Lost in space and time! Poor Dave, disgraced! He's been replaced By an authentic female! We see him think He needs a drink ... A spritzer or some cream ale! Heeeeeeeeeey! He can be female!
So watch for the intern who thought Dishing pain is fun! When she tried out tabletop gaming, she brought Her Big Freakin' Gun! The girl that all the fanboys have liked! To cause some death and mayhem, she's psyched! She tells us that the punch has been spiked ... Ev'rybody run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!
Diane Castle (
deecee ) says:
Punch-spiking should also be done visibly, unless you're still in undergrad. I once attended a Math Department party with two punch bowls. They were labeled: "Trivial" and "Non-trivial". Of course.
Daffyd Wagstaff (
lord_killerfish ) says:
That's not sweat, that's excess testosterone gushing from his forehead!
Or it's a gladular condition, one of the two.
So It Begins (
soitbegins ) says:
*snerk*
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Wednesday:
Dave knows Seth pretty well, it seems.
Silent penultimate panels: 23.
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
Now I can't help wondering ... while Dave was female, did she go out and buy a shower massage?
Johnn Reynolds (
sleepyjohn ) says:
Of course he's sweating. There are entities about lacking the Y chromosone. You never know what they might do.
Shaenon Garrity (
shaenongarrity ) says:
Johnn-- In the Narbonic universe, this is a perfectly legitimate fear.
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Friday:
Having had his mind reduced to cinders by the revelation that Mell is capable of dating, our hero is again mentally cremated at the news that she's not very effective at it. Even Mell's wicked benefactor gods have an upper extent to their unjust generousity.
"Sweet-talk those bullseyes" is a pretty great line.
So It Begins (
soitbegins ) says:
Heh.
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
(TUNE: "You're So Vain", Carly Simon)
Well, she walked all over campus, She had a smile and a friendly word! But all the bullseyes repeat the same cliches That ev'ryone's ever heard! Well she's like a sister to them all ... It's pat-ent-ly absurd! "Gee, how I wish that my girlfriend was like you, Girlfriend was like you!"
And ... Mell's so nice, The guys don't ever think about dating! She's so nice, The guys walk off, they're leaving her waiting! Waiting! Waiting!
Daffyd Wagstaff (
lord_killerfish ) says:
Ah the double edged sword of popularity, how it cuts down the humble and the mighty at the same time.
Diane Castle (
deecee ) says:
I always assumed that sane guys recognized the 'gun-toting crazy' in Mell and used the standard lies guys say when they want to dump a girl without causing her to go Fatal Attraction on them.
So "Gee I wish my girlfriend was more like you" is guy code for "let me get away from you before you boil my bunny off".
So It Begins (
soitbegins ) says:
Likewise.
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Friday:
This is definitely something of an upturning of convention: the young lady has chosen her date solely for his Igor-like repulsiveness.
Daffyd Wagstaff (
lord_killerfish ) says:
I don't know what that weapon in Mell's hand is, what it does, or what the potential mass destruction it can do. All I know is that I want one.
(Oh, it's a futuristic laser rifle. I still want one.)
@Leon: We prefer the term "homely charm". It sooths the bitter sting of life.
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
Big Freakin' (tm) Gun count = 38
(TUNE: "Rich Girl", Hall & Oates)
You're a henchman! You're a slave to her will! 'Cause you know you can't fight her anyway ... You can assist her, she'll be a villain! You can't resist when she starts her killin'!
Be a mensch, man! Now you better hold still While she's shooting you with a laser ray! Stop whining or she might shoot again, friend! Shoot you again!
Oh, you know ... oh, you know ... That she's hot! By the short & curlies you've been got! So you'll go ... where she goes ... You're the type she seeks, You're so mild and meek, You're so wimpy and weak!
Yeah, you're a henchman! You're a slave to her will! 'Cause you know you can't fight her anyway ... You'll be abetting a homicide now! Helen and Dave gonna step outside now!
'Cause this wench, man, You will follow until All the world is completely blown away! So sexy in her dictator's cape, Yeah, there's no escape!
Johnn Reynolds (
sleepyjohn ) says:
"You can be my first zombified slave" is probably a pickup line for a D&Der: you lose all your charisma, but boy do you get stamina points!
Lenore Hoyt (
landsnark ) says:
Wednesday's strip:
OH MY GODS HAS IT REALLY BEEN THREE YEARS SINCE GENDER SWAP?
Ahem.
Sorry I'm late, I was unavoidably detained.
James Rice (
jhrice ) says:
In looking at panel two, I think there should have been to sweat drops in the shape of a heart.
Rob (
rrreed ) says:
Not certain if anyone's ever linked to this short. Seems applicable.
Expendable
Diane Castle (
deecee ) says:
@Rob: is that Number 21 and Number 24?
Shaenon Garrity (
shaenongarrity ) says:
David Malki! The hell!
You gotta respect a guy who can credit himself as director, editor and AERIAL PHOTOGRAPHY PILOT.
James Rice (
jhrice ) says:
Hey, Expendable was fillmed just down the street from me!
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Saturday:
Fishnets in the snow?!
So It Begins (
soitbegins ) says:
Hey, it is an awesome outfit. With the fishnets and the heart cap.
I've no idea how her legs stay warm, though.
Bo Lindbergh (
blgl ) says:
Electric fishnet?
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
(TUNE: "Riders On The Storm", The Doors)
Fishnets in the snow ... Fishnets in the snow ... She's looking good, although The wind chill's ten below! With a hat that's full of hearts, a head that's full of smarts, Fishnets in the snow!
Office party's a success! She expected nothing less! There's Mell, who's in a dress, And there's Seth, who's in distress! Mell's shooting at her date! Oh goody, this is great! Party's a success!
Helen with her smile ... My heart she will beguile! For her, I'll do things vile! I'll go that extra mile! Just to see that evil smile, that makes it all worthwhile! Helen with her smile!
Fishnets in the snow ... Face that's all aglow ... I love her, though I know That she'll only cause me woe! But still, without a doubt, I'll fan-ta-size about Fishnets in the snow!
Fishnets in the snow ... fishnets in the snow ... Fishnets in the snow ... fishnets in the snow ...
John Campbell (
jcampbel ) says:
Helen is entertained... henchmen are doing all the work... plus there's punch! Sounds like a success to me!
Pete (
westrider ) says:
I've had parties where I would have considered this a success...
Sam Daniel (
samhdaniel ) says:
@Ed: Another excellent effort, and to one of my favorite songs....
Connor Moran (
potatoknight ) says:
Wow, right around this week was when I started reading Narbonic--these strips were on the front page as I was archive trawling. Just about six and a half years reading daily Narbonic and later commentary--that's kind of nuts.
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The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Two.
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Mr. T Vs. Narbonic
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Color Narbonic Posters
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Dave in Slumberland
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Intro to Farago Week
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The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Three.
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APE-Aid
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The First Annual Narbonic Haiku-Off
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Sketches from APE
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Helen Vs. Dave Barker, Round Two
Dr. Narbon: March 19-24, 2001
The Narbon Coat of Arms
Aaron Neathery's Guest Week-and-a-Half
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Dr. Narbon: April 5-7, 2001
Art from the Cartoon Art Museum Kids' Cartooning Class
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The Narbonic Diceless Roleplaying Game
Dr. Narbon: April 16-21, 2001
Gerbildance
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Stickers!
Dr. Narbon: April 30 - May 5, 2001
Shoulder Angels
Dr. Narbon: May 7-12, 2001
A Mother's Day Poem
Dr. Narbon: May 14-19, 2001
Dave Runner
Dr. Narbon: May 21-26, 2001
In Memory of Dave
Dave's Dead, Dave: May 28 - June 2, 2001
The Characters Recruit a New Cartoonist
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 4-9, 2001
The Cartoonist's Brother Graduates
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The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Four.
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 18-23, 2001
The Characters Strike
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Intro to Guest Week
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Guest Week Sunday: Andrew Farago
Mell's Major: July 9-14, 2001
A December Pinup in July
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Shaenon's Comic-Con 2001 Report
Get a Life: July 23-28, 2001
An Evil Cake Recipe
Get a Life: July 30 - August 4, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Five.
Get a Life: August 6-11, 2001
More Art from Andrew Farago
Get A Life: August 13-18, 2001
Studies in Internet Humor: Narbonic
Get A Life: August 20-25, 2001
Narbonic Movie Posters
Burning Gerbil: August 27 - September 1, 2001
The First Narbonic Summer T-Shirt Contest
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The T-Shirt Contest Continues Some More
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The Cartoonist Gushes About They Might Be Giants
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The Art of Kisai, Martin Olsson, Orin J., and Tamara Fougner
Zombie Woof: October 8-13, 2001
Movie Posters
Zombie Woof: October 15-20, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Six.
Zombie Woof: October 22-27, 2001
Mello, Davo, and Hello
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: October 29 - November 3, 2001
The Cartoonist Paints the Cartoon Art Museum
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 5-10, 2001
Halloween Costumes!
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Random Artwork
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 19-24, 2001
Posters! Again!
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 26 - December 1, 2001
The Cartoon Art Museum Reopens
Gender Swap: December 3-8, 2001
G.I. and Narbonic Christmas
Gender Swap: December 10-15, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &co., Chapter Seven.
Gender Swap: December 17-22, 2001
Insanity Claus: A Christmas Storybook
Gender Swap: December 24-29, 2001
Dave in Slumberland
Gender Swap: December 31, 2001 - January 5, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Eight.
Gender Swap: January 7-12, 2002
Paper Artie
Gender Swap: January 14-19, 2002
The Art of Richard Powell and Jennifer Toal
Gender Swap: January 21-26, 2002
The Second Annual Narbonic Haiku-Off
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Non-Haiku Runoff of the Haiku-Off
D-Con: February 4-9, 2002
APE Sketches, 2002
D-Con: February 11-16, 2002
The Cartoonist Explains Modern Tales
D-Con: February 18-23, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Nine.
D-Con: February 25 - March 2, 2002
The Cartoonist as Care Bear
D-Con: March 4-9, 2002
Spot the Non-Dave
D-Con: March 11-16, 2002
Results of the Spot the Non-Dave Contest
D-Con: March 18-23, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Ten.
D-Con: March 25-30, 2002
April Fools with Terrance Marks and Isabel Gonzalez
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The Hottie with the Gun: The Art of Dirk Tiede
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The Cartoonist Hits the Big Time
D-Con: April 15-20, 2002
Narbonic Sprite Theatre
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A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 1
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The Narbonic Caption Challenge
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A Gerbil Named Artie
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Results of the Narbonic Caption Contest
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A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 2
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 27 - June 1, 2002
The Caption Contest Sketches
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The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Eleven.
Mostly Modern Tales Guest Week
The Second Annual Narbonic Summer T-Shirt Contest
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Farago Makes the Strip Popular
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The Cartoonist Gushes About Tom Hart
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A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 3
Dave Vs. Dave: July 8-13, 2002
Renaming Dave Barker
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A Narbonic Coloring Book
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The Naming of Daves
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Narbonic Is Two Years Old!
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The Art of Kerry, Ellen, Richard Powell, Chris Shadoian, and Dirk Tiede
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Dave Barker's New Title
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A Narbonic Coloring Book
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The Cartoonist Attends a Wedding
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Results of the Summer T-Shirt Contest
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 16-21, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 4
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 23-28, 2002
Spider-Goats!
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A Narbonic Coloring Book
Mell Expelled: October 7-12, 2002
The Greatest Jack-O-Lantern Stencil EVER
Mell Expelled: October 14-19, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twelve.
Class Reunion: October 21-26, 2002
Another T-Shirt Photo, Another Spider-Goat Song
Class Reunion: October 28 - November 2, 2002
Jack-O-Lanterns!
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The Cartoonist Loses a Bet
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Halloween Costumes!
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A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 5
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A Narbonic Coloring Book
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 2-7, 2002
Near-Narbonic Experience
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A Holiday Greeting Card
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 16-21, 2002
Awful Milkshakes: The Art of Allan Ecker, Mari Rose, Derek Kirk, and Jason Furness
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 23-28, 2002
Dave in Slumberland
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 30 - January 4, 2003
From the Narbonic Role-Playing Game: Mad Scientific Journals
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 6-11, 2003
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 6
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 13-18, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Thirteen.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 20-25, 2003
Madblood Battle Anthems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 27 - February 1, 2003
2003 APE Sketches
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 3-8, 2003
More Madblood Battle Anthems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 10-15, 2003
Valentine's Day 2003
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 17-22, 2003
Still More Madblood Battle Anthems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 24 - March 1, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Fourteen.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 3-8, 2003
Still Further Runners-Up in the Madblood Battle Anthem Context
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 10-15, 2003
The Complete Madblood Battle Anthem
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 17-22, 2003
The War Seems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 24-29, 2003
Li'l Mell
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 31 - April 5, 2003
Mad Libs
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 7-12, 2003
Narbonic RPG Stuff
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 14-19, 2003
A Joke.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 21-26, 2003
Character Design Stuff
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 28 - May 3, 2003
The Cartoonist Has a Birthday
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 5-10, 2003
Mother's Day 2003
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 12-17, 2003
Free Comic Book
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 19-24, 2003
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 7
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 26-31, 2003
Trunktown
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 2-7, 2003
Jobless
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 9-14, 2003
A Little Contest
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 16-21, 2003
C-Space
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 23-28, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Fifteen.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 30 - July 5, 2003
Results of the Boggle Contest
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: July 7-12, 2003
The Cartoonists' Parents
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: July 14-19, 2003
Broad Appeal Sneak Peek
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: July 21-26, 2003
Comic-Con Sketches, Part One
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: July 28 - August 2, 2003
Narbonic Third Anniversary Contest
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 4-9, 2003
Narbonicon Pictures
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 11-16, 2003
Comic-Con Sketches, Part II
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 18-23, 2003
A Love Story
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 25-30, 2003
From off the Streets of Cleveland
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 1-6, 2003
Results of the Third Anniversary Gratuitously Obscure Reference Contest
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 8-13, 2003
Gerbils of the Caribbean: The Art of James Rice, Orin J, Dirk Tiede, and Bill Mudron
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 15-20, 2003
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 8
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 22-27, 2003
How To Write Comics the Shaenon Way (By Shaenon)
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 29 - October 4, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Sixteen
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 6-11, 2003
The Art of Megan Swain and Christopher
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 13-18, 2003
MileHiCon
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 20-25, 2003
The World's Fastest Gerbil
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 27 - November 1, 2003
Narbonic Cosplay
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 3-8, 2003
MileHiCon Notes
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 10-15, 2003
Halloween Costume!
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 17-22, 2003
Sir Pounce!
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 24-29, 2003
A Narbonic Dream
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 1-6, 2003
Time Travel Outtakes
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 8-13, 2003
Thoughts While Drawing
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 15-21, 2003
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 22-28, 2003
Demons: December 29, 2003 - January 3, 2004
Dave in Slumberland
Demons: January 5-10, 2004
Continuity Repairs with Rob and Andy
Demons: January 12-17, 2004
The Art of James Rice, Keith Quinn, and Tailsteak
Demons: January 19-24, 2004
Wedding Album Art
You are here -- [Demons: January 26-31, 2004]
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part IX
Romantic Interlude by Andrew Farago
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Seventeen.
Demons: February 9-14, 2004
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Seventeen (Pt. 2)
Demons: February 16-24, 2004
Wedding Guestbook
Demons: February 23-28, 2004
Leap Day
Demons: March 1-6, 2004
Dangling Plot Thread Roundup
Demons: March 8-13, 2004
Rejected Narbonic Plots
Demons: March 15-20, 2004
More Rejected Narbonic Plots
Demons: March 22-27, 2004
Still More Rejected Narbonic Plots
Demons: March 29 - April 3, 2004
Summer Gerbil Contest
Demons: April 5-10, 2004
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Eighteen.
Demons: April 12-17, 2004
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part X
Demons: April 19-24, 2004
Twenty-Four Hour Comics Day: The Day After
Demons: April 26 - May 1, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part One
Demons: May 3-8, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part 2
Demons: May 10-15, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part Three
Demons: May 17-22, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part Four
Demons: May 24-29, 2004
The Animated "Bite Me" French Lesson
Demons: May 31 - June 5, 2004
Gerbil in Iraq
Demons: June 7-12, 2004
Edie, Part One
Demons: June 14-19, 2004
Edie, Part Two
Demons: June 21-26, 2004
Guest Week Begins
Andre Richard Guest Week
Narbonic Babies Sketches
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 5-10, 2004
Narbonic Babies: The Conclusion
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 12-17, 2004
Marita Campos Guest Strip
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 19-24, 2004
Gerbil Attack!
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 26-31, 2004
Four Years Old!
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: August 2-7, 2004
Sketches from Comic-Con
August 9-14, 2004
Dirk's Narbonicon Pic
Mad Science Is Decedent and Depraved: August 16-21, 2004
Edie, Part Three
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: August 23-28, 2004
Edie, Part Four
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: August 30 - September 4, 2004
A Guide to Winnipeg
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: September 6-11, 2004
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: Ren Faire! Yes!
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: September 13-18, 2004
Results of the Summer Gerbil Contest, Part II
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: September 20-25, 2004
Edie, Part Five
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: September 27 - October 2, 2004
Mom Visits
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 4-9, 2004
Rogue Journalist: The Art of Fabio Fernandes, Dirk Tiede, and a Special Museum Piece by Scott McCloud
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 11-16, 2004
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Nineteen.
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 18-23, 2004
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XI
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 25-30, 2004
Ah, Election Week
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 1-6, 2004
Anymore
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 8-13, 2004
Where Have They Gone, All the Scary Costumes of Our Grandparents?
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 15-20, 2004
Gerbil in Costume!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 22-27, 2004
Dirk as Dave
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 29 - December 4, 2004
The Cartoonist Gives Credit Where Credit Is Due
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 6-11, 2004
Narbonic Vol. 2: Now With 60% More Chris Shadoian!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 13-18, 2004
A Sestina by Eric Burns
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 20-25, 2004
Capricon Art
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 27 - January 1, 2004
Dave in Slumberland
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 3-8, 2005
Narbonic Vol. 2
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 10-15, 2005
Mailbag!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 17-22, 2005
Guys With Malfunctioning Cyborg Implants
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 24-29, 2005
Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 31 - February 5, 2005
More Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 7-12, 2005
Still More Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 14-19, 2005
Even More Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 21-26, 2005
A Few Last-Minute Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 28 - March 5, 2005
Gerbil in Belize!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: March 7-12, 2005
Rejected Narbonic Plots Redux
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: March 14-19, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XII
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: March 21-26, 2005
You Might Be a Henchman If...
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: March 28 - April 2, 2005
Amy vs. Mell
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 4-9, 2005
Continuity Repairs With Rob and Andy
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 11-16, 2005
Return of the Summer Gerbil Contest
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 18-23, 2005
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty.
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 25-30, 2005
Famous Mobsters of Finland
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 2-7, 2005
Sketches from APE
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 9-14, 2005
The Cartoonist Speaks from Napa
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 16-21, 2005
Guest Art with Artie and Mongor
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 23-28, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XIII
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 30 - June 4, 2005
Adventures Into Digital Comics
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: June 6-11, 2005
More Art From Irony Chan
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: June 13-18, 2005
Victorian Pics
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: June 20-25, 2005
Narbonicon Photos
Hiccup: June 27 - July 2, 2005
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-One.
Hiccup: July 4-9, 2005
Helen Paper Doll, Revised
Hiccup: July 11-16, 2005
Mell Paper Doll, Revised
Hiccup: July 18-23, 2005
Dave Paper Doll, Revised
Hiccup: July 25-30, 2005
Five Years Old!
Hiccup: August 1-6, 2005
Hic! The Art of Talia Karn, Shweta Narayan, Jason Thompson, and Dirk Tiede
Hiccup: August 8-13, 2005
Post-Narbonicon Blues
H Is H: August 15-20, 2005
Paper Doll Bonus Outfits
H Is H: August 22-27, 2005
Artie Paper Doll
H Is H: August 29 - September 3, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XIV
H Is H: September 5-10, 2005
Results of the Summer Gerbil Photo Contest
H Is H: September 12-17, 2005
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: Wisconsin!
H Is H: September 19-24, 2005
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: Even More Wisconsin!
H Is H: September 26 - October 1, 2005
The Gerbil Photo Contest Marches On
H Is H: October 3-8, 2005
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: The Winnah!
H Is H: October 10-15, 2005
Deadmouse Guest Strip
Angels: October 17-22, 2005
Yes, It's More Paper Doll Clothes
Angels: October 24-29, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XV
Angels: October 31 - November 5, 2005
Small Plush Gerbil Sets Speed Record
Angels: November 7-12, 2005
Smithson
Angels: November 14-19, 2005
I Visit the National Atomic Museum
Angels: November 21-26, 2005
More Paper Dolls: Artie!
Angels: November 28 - December 3, 2005
Moleman's Christmas
Angels: December 5-10, 2005
City of Villains, Part 1
Angels: December 12-17, 2005
City of Villains, Part 2
Angels: December 19-24, 2005
Last Call
Angels: December 26-31, 2005
Dave in Slumberland
The End: January 2-7, 2006
Just Think
The End: January 9-14, 2006
Summer Day Preview
The End: January 16-21, 2006
The Art of William G, Jacob Lindsoe, Vito Excalibur, and Arthur L. Shore
The End: January 23-28, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Two.
The End: January 30 - February 4, 2006
Millie as Helen
The End: February 6-11, 2006
Haiku!
The End: February 13-18, 2006
More Haiku
D, D': February 20-26, 2006
A Few More Poems
D, D': February 27 - March 4, 2006
Volume 3 Cover Preview
D, D': March 6-11, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XVI
D, D': March 13-18, 2006
Diving Gerbil
D, D': March 20-25, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Three.
D, D': March 27 - April 1, 2006
APE Minicomic Preview
D, D'
APE Sketches, 2006
D, D': April 10-15, 2006
The Summer Gerbil Photo Contest
D, D': April 17-22, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co, Chapter Twenty-Four.
D, D': April 24-29, 2006
Foglio Sketches
D, D': May 1-6, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XVII
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 8-13, 2006
Art Day, Etc. (Featuring Timothy Taylor, Magnolia, Porter, Davide, and Cindy McShane)
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 15-20, 2006
Demon Slayer Seth
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 22-27, 2006
Demon Slayer Seth: Karaoke
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 29 - June 3, 2006
Ditch Day
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 5-10, 2006
Ditch Day Crossword
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 12-17, 2006
Narbonicon IV
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 19-24, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Five.
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 26 - July 1, 2006
WCN
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: July 3-8, 2006
Rocket Gerbil
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: July 10-15, 2006
More Rejected Narbonic Strips
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: July 17-22, 2006
Ditch Day Crossword Solution (With Bonus Stuff)
Madness: July 24-29, 2006
The Great Comic Mad Scientists
Madness: July 31 - August 5, 2006
The Art of Andre Richard, Mikko Rasa, and Kurt Tiede
Madness: August 7-12, 2006
Narbonicon IV Photos
Madness: August 14-19, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XVIII
Madness: August 21-26, 2006
Two Brains: The Art of Abby, Brian Moore, and Lord_dave
Madness: August 28 - September 2, 2006
The Continuing High-Adreneline Adventures of Speedy
Madness: September 4-9, 2006
Volume 4 Preview: Irony Chan
Madness: September 11-16, 2006
Summer Gerbil Photo Context Runners-Up
Madness: September 18-23, 2006
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest Winner
Madness: September 25-30, 2006
Webcomics Symposium
Madness: October 2-7, 2006
The Art of Tiff Hudson, Rebecca Faria, Alexis Christoforides, Gavin Core, Paul Gadzikowski, and Juliette Calvaring
Madness: October 9-14, 2006
Paper Dolls: The Final Battle
October 16-21, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part Nineteen
Madness: October 23-28, 2006
World Gerbil Updates
Madness: October 30 - November 4, 2006
Halloween Costumes!
Madness: November 6-11, 2006
Art! Jewelry! Music! Many Things!
Madness: November 13-18, 2006
Gerbil Photos: Jason Hartwig and Nate
Madness: November 20-25, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Six.
Genius: November 27 - December 6, 2006
On the Road: Gerbil Edition
Genius: December 4-9, 2006
Reader Art: The Final Battle
December 11-16, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture: The End
Genius: December 18-23, 2006
Final Thanks
Genius: December 25-30, 2006
Dave in Sumberland
Endpaper
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