By Shaenon K. Garrity
Daily
Not a lot of Narbonic strips stand up really well on their own, without any knowledge of the characters and story, but this is one of them. I mean, c'mon, this is awesome. The mad scientist at the podium is Dr. Vivisectus from Man-Man , by Matthew Shepherd and James Duncan.
I wish I'd found ways to make the guy in the last panel even more miserably mutilated, but Madblood's expression is exactly what I was going for, so it's good. And what a lovely plaque!
Dave is just saying what I was thinking. I couldn't believe I ended up drawing him in a tie so much. He dressed up for the Valentine's Day party, for the TV appearance that led to the road trip, and now for this. Helen is wearing pretty much the same thing she wore for her class reunion. I did give her a different neckline, so maybe it's a new dress.
Madblood's speech is excellent. That is all I have to say on the subject.
Meanwhile, if you're interested in seeing what my non-illustrated writing looks like, I have a short story up at Strange Horizons . It is also excellent.
Evil geniuses always have to get blown up immediately after declaring themselves invincible. Madblood appears later in the evening none the worse for wear, though, so I guess he managed somehow.
Dave is blase and distracted even by Dave standards here. He doesn't even care about Helen tackling and straddling him. This is the way I get when there's a dessert cart.
See, Lovelace should just go for it. Because Dave is, when you get down to it, a reliable guy. He'd be more or less okay with the not-having-a-physical-body thing. Darn you, Lovelace, for being so cowardly!
That said, the very defensive "I'm not a beast-woman!" is a line of which I'm still very fond.
Dave's self-assessment is very harsh, but that's Dave for you. He does drink an awful lot of Mountain Dew. Speaking of which, putting trademarked names in quotation marks is an old newspaper strip rule I picked up from Bloom County. Thanks again, Bloom County , for launching the careers of myself and so many other nerds! (Recently I got to interview Berkeley Breathed for a Cartoon Art Museum show catalog, and I tried to convey how much I and countless other geeks owed to his work, but I probably failed. I should have just spontaneously recited Opus's Casper Weinberger poem. You're a hero to us all, Mr. Breathed.)
In some ways, Dave and Lovelace are a really good match. Also, Lovelace-centric strips tended to be really easy to draw, at least at this point. She got more complicated to draw later on. Still, she's a fine character who doesn't deserve any of the things that happen to her in Narbonic, poor thing. Sorry, Lovelace.
I wanted to have what passes for a tender moment between Madblood and Lovelace. He does care about her, in his limited and distractible way. I have a soft spot for the strips that make Madblood a little more sympathetic, since I pile on him so much the rest of the time.
One thing really bugs me about this strip, though: Lovelace's monitor seems to be looking straight at the reader in the final panel. I didn't mean for it to come out that way, and in my mind it spoils the delivery and makes the whole thing too obvious. Oh well.
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Monday:
Not only has Artie ruined Mell's dreams of solar system domination, but he also single-handedly placed a coveted award in Helen's rival's hands. It's kind of sad to think that his greatest, most odious of crimes is yet still ahead of him.
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
Jenkins never wins, but still he's drawn to these ceremonies. He just can't resist finding out what destruction his colleagues wreak, and how they manage to wreak it on people other than themselves. He has to know ... he has to discover their secret methods ...
He can't help it, he's hooked.
Kay Gilbert (
kaygilbert ) says:
Ed: Come here, Andrew Kunz needs to hurt you again.
Sam Daniel (
samhdaniel ) says:
I'm surprised nobody's taken a chomp out of Jenkin's ear....
Diane Castle (
deecee ) says:
@Sam: Why that might start a war!
Jennifer McGaffey (
jjmcgaffey ) says:
The only thing missing, looking at this as a stand-alone, is that Madblood is Madblood. That is, if I were coming to this as my first introduction to Narbonic, the punchline would be severely diluted by "who are those two guys in the last panel". It makes it much better if you know that's Madblood.
But that aside, yeah, the joke stands on its own. For that matter, the first three panels by themselves make a very good intro to Narbonic logic ("logic"?).
Zarathustra's Id (
zarathustrasid ) says:
Absolutely my favorite comic-delivered speech ever. My deepest desire is to accept an award with those lines.
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Tuesday:
But... he didn't get around to laughing derisively!
Fourth-wall dialogue: 60. The word "tie" looks like it was drawn on white-out over a struck word. I predict that our author accidentally wrote "This is the third storyline in a row where I've had to wear a shirt" before noticing the Freudian slip and scolding her subconscious.
That short story is pretty good - it's always nice to see your writing outside of the cosy confines of the four-panel strip framework.
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
Know, oh reader, that between the story arcs when the androids went to Canada, and the sojourn of Kelly to the diamond mines of Brazil, there was a symposium unheard of, when gibbering madmen plotted to spread across the world like blue mold in a sandwich hidden beneath the leftover Chinese in the fridge. Hither came Madblood the Professor, greasy-haired, blank-eyed, supercomputer in tow, a genius, a madman, a nerd, with stratospheric IQ and subterranean morals, to tread the overpopulated capitals of the Earth beneath his sneakered feet.
Andrew Barton (
andrewandkatebarton ) says:
Over at the Charlie Stross blog, a Gerbil sighting. So far none of the commenters have made a narbonic reference ...
http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2011/06/write-the-story.html
Diane Castle (
deecee ) says:
That's an awesome speech, particularly the closer. But no MWA-HA-HAH? I'm shocked.
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
Helen and cheesecake ... what a combination. Of course, the way Shaenon's drawn Helen a few times IS cheesecake.
Kay Gilbert (
kaygilbert ) says:
tune: "Invincible," Holly Knight & Simon Climie (Pat Benatar, The Legend of Billie Jean soundtrack, 1985) I am fed up with this ceremony I've said all that I have to say You all know I'm the best My robopocalypse Is beyond all control Don't count on dessert, fools Don't try to flee the tiramisu—there's Nowhere you can run to anymore You can't blow up Lupin Madblood I tower over you little ants I'm the maddest genius in history You'll find I'm invincible And this Von Boom Award proves me Greater than all of you! You dare not challenge my supremacy You'll find I'm invincible
Sam Ashley (
evilmidnightlurker ) says:
He's just lucky a treasure chest didn't fall on his head.
Pete Bleackley (
petethemadscientist ) says:
More 2001: A Space Odyssey based foreshadowing in panel 1.
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
(TUNE: "You Won't See Me", The Beatles) Though you say ... you crave A little chat! Well, I'm sor-ry, Dave, I can't do that! No delay ... you'll brook, You don't care how I look! Yes, this trip ... I took, But I can't see you! With per-sua-sive words, You just won't tire! "We can laugh ... at nerds Who've gone hay-wire!" Though it sounds ... like fun, It just cannot be done! This may hurt ... a ton, But I can't see you! Worse than I feared, Terrified to say the least, man! I may be weird, But I'm not a female beast-man! Saw your pic ... online, You're ra-ther cute! Though you may ... look fine, The point is moot! If you care ... for me, I say, reluctantly, That this can-not be, And I can't see you!
Paul Gadzikowski (
pgadzikowski ) says:
Since Narbonic was up for a WCCA in 2004 or 2005 and I read through it for the first time (the current storyline was Mell and Artie breaking into Dr. Narbon's basement), I've considered Lovelace's line in the first panel of this strip to be the funniest line in the run.
Tiff Hudson (
tiff_hudson ) says:
I used o collect funny newspaper comics - and sometimes I'd make work-related modifications and put them up in the office. The only one I still have is an unmodified Bloom County featuring Jim & Tammy Bakker. "Sex. Lies. Rape. Air conditioned doghouses."
Johnn Reynolds (
sleepyjohn ) says:
So, now we know what Dave's hoping to find in Lovelace: a mutant beast-woman.
N B (
daveclone7 ) says:
But on some level, don't we all want a mutant beast-woman? Or is it just me?
Kay Gilbert (
kaygilbert ) says:
tune: "Every breath you take," Sting & Andy Summers (The Police, Synchronicity , 1983) Madblood went Von Boom You weren't in the room Now the hour is late But here comes your date I'll be seeing you I'm a patient man Who no longer can Live by words alone From a face unknown I'll be seeing you Your standoffish ways Are designed to craze On the phone you sound so free Like Jennifer Connelly! From two floors below Comes your eager beau In your hotel room Our romance will bloom I'll be seeing you
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Friday:
Silent Penultimate Panels: 35.
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
(TUNE: "Brand New Key", Melanie Safka) I met with Davenport in an online chat room, And now I feel a sense of impending doom! Although for weeks, I've been avoiding him, He's coming up now, and the outlook is grim! Oh, I'm knowing abject disappointment Or utter happiness! I've been avoiding this appointment My feelings are a mess! If he finds out just what I am, I will have to confess ... Oh, I'm knowing abject disappointment Or utter happiness!
Kathy Moon (
flipkat ) says:
This would be a great "Train Man" reference if "Train Man" hadn't come out years later.
Shaenon Garrity (
shaenongarrity ) says:
Somewhere there's a whole alternate touching story of Lovelace's 2chan community cheering on her romantic efforts.
Michael Bonar (
luffyzoro ) says:
How much will Narbonic: The Perfect Collection cost when it comes out?
Jon Stout (
brasswatchman ) says:
/* Somewhere there's a whole alternate touching story of Lovelace's 2chan community cheering on her romantic efforts. */
Who are all AIs and/or clients of Skin Horse?
Cesario VIola (
cesarioviola ) says:
Aww Lovelace.
Shaenon Garrity (
shaenongarrity ) says:
Michael: Thirty bucks, I think.
The Auld Grump (
theauldgrump ) says:
Nar, like Dave Lovelace ignores the fourth wall - the only change might have been saying 'He's right.' instead of 'You're right.'
The Auld Grump
Kay Gilbert (
kaygilbert ) says:
At my college, there was this creepy, unbalanced, 30-something stalker guy, whose rich, politically connected family paid the school to keep him a perennial student. Once he came up to me looking just like Madblood in panel 1, and asked if I wanted to see what he had. No, I didn't, but he turned it around and showed me a framed invitation to Jimmy Carter's inauguration. I guess he thought he could use it to pick up girls. So no, I don't find Madblood particularly sympathetic here.
Shaenon Garrity (
shaenongarrity ) says:
Kay: Wait, was he in a ripped-up lab coat and covered in burns? Because that, combined with the invitation to Jimmy Carter's inauguration, would be pretty amazing.
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
Back in high school, I won a state-wide academic competition. I had pretty much the same reaction as Madblood.
Kay Gilbert (
kaygilbert ) says:
@Shaenon: That might have been amazing, but he looked a lot more like Titus.
Paul Gadzikowski (
pgadzikowski ) says:
Oh I dunno, I think I agree with Auld Grump. Before I read your comment, I decided the way Lovelace appears to be looking away from Madblood with the punchline enhances the delivery, in three-quarter instead of in profile as in the previous panel. The same way Charlie Brown frequently does, when the person he's speaking to has stomped off in the third panel and the punchline is essentially an aside. I don't think I'd've done it that way in this gag on purpose either, but I think it works better.
Eric Burns (
ericburns ) says:
@Kay -- I can completely understand how disturbing and unnerving your experience must have been.
At the same time, the urge to write a story featuring a 30-something, covered in burns and torn clothes as Shaenon says, doing this on a college campus today , with the subsequent investigation by friends and what they discover, is quite strong. It's a fantastic hook.
I'm not saying I will -- it's your anecdote, not mine -- but it's tempting.
Kay Gilbert (
kaygilbert ) says:
@Eric: Write that story. I'd certainly like to read it.
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The Job Interview: July 31 - August 5, 2000
Enter Helen Narbon, With Gerbils
The Job Interview: August 7-12, 2000
Evil Coffee
The Job Interview: August 14-19, 2000
The Disturbing Palindrome Song of the Mutant Gerbils
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: August 21-26, 2000
Helen vs. Dave Barker, Round One
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: August 28 - September 2, 2000
Mutant Gerbil Mutterings as Class Resistance
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 4-9, 2000
The Love Theme from "Narbonic"
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 11-16, 2000
Results of the Name Dave Contest
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 18-23, 2000
Narbonic Posters!
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 25-30, 2000
Mell Kelly Paper Doll
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: October 2-7, 2000
Helen Narbon Paper Doll
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: October 9-14, 2000
Dave Davenport Paper Doll
New Digs: October 16-21, 2000
A Sexy Bundle of Evil Lovin'
New Digs: October 23-28, 2000
The Art of Andrew Farago
Employee Brain Scans: October 30 - November 4, 2000
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter One.
Employee Brain Scans: November 6-11, 2000
Halloween Costumes!
Interview with the Mad Scientist: November 13-18, 2000
The Art of Tamara Fougner and Mee-Lise Robinson
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: November 20-25, 2000
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Two.
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: November 27 - December 2, 2000
Mr. T Vs. Narbonic
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: December 4-9, 2000
Color Narbonic Posters
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: December 11-16, 2000
The Dave Knight Returns
A Week of December 18 Story: December 18 - 23, 2000
Conclusion to "A Week of December 18 Story"
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: December 25-30, 2000
Dave in Slumberland
Smart Gerbils: January 1-6, 2001
Intro to Farago Week
Farago Week: January 8-13, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Three.
Smart Gerbils: January 15-20, 2001
APE-Aid
Smart Gerbils: January 22-27, 2001
The First Annual Narbonic Haiku-Off
Smart Gerbils: January 29 - February 3, 2001
Valentines!
Smart Gerbils: February 5-10, 2001
Non-Con
Smart Gerbils: February 12-17, 2001
Sketches from APE
Smart Gerbils: February 19-24, 2001
Sunday of Shame
Smart Gerbils: February 26 - March 3, 2001
MSSGRM
Dr. Narbon: March 5-10, 2001
Dave and the Magic Shirt
Dr. Narbon: March 12-17, 2001
Helen Vs. Dave Barker, Round Two
Dr. Narbon: March 19-24, 2001
The Narbon Coat of Arms
Aaron Neathery's Guest Week-and-a-Half
Neathery Week-and-a-Half, Continued
Neathery Week-and-a-Half, Concluded
Dr. Narbon: April 5-7, 2001
Art from the Cartoon Art Museum Kids' Cartooning Class
Dr. Narbon: April 9-14, 2001
The Narbonic Diceless Roleplaying Game
Dr. Narbon: April 16-21, 2001
Gerbildance
Dr. Narbon: April 23-28, 2001
Stickers!
Dr. Narbon: April 30 - May 5, 2001
Shoulder Angels
Dr. Narbon: May 7-12, 2001
A Mother's Day Poem
Dr. Narbon: May 14-19, 2001
Dave Runner
Dr. Narbon: May 21-26, 2001
In Memory of Dave
Dave's Dead, Dave: May 28 - June 2, 2001
The Characters Recruit a New Cartoonist
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 4-9, 2001
The Cartoonist's Brother Graduates
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 11-16, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Four.
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 18-23, 2001
The Characters Strike
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 25-30, 2001
Intro to Guest Week
Guest Week: July 2-7, 2001
Guest Week Sunday: Andrew Farago
Mell's Major: July 9-14, 2001
A December Pinup in July
Mell's Major: July 16-21, 2001
Shaenon's Comic-Con 2001 Report
Get a Life: July 23-28, 2001
An Evil Cake Recipe
Get a Life: July 30 - August 4, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Five.
Get a Life: August 6-11, 2001
More Art from Andrew Farago
Get A Life: August 13-18, 2001
Studies in Internet Humor: Narbonic
Get A Life: August 20-25, 2001
Narbonic Movie Posters
Burning Gerbil: August 27 - September 1, 2001
The First Narbonic Summer T-Shirt Contest
Zombie Woof: September 3-8, 2001
The T-Shirt Contest Continues
Zombie Woof: September 10-15, 2001
The T-Shirt Contest Still Continues
Zombie Woof: September 17-22, 2001
The T-Shirt Contest Continues Some More
Zombie Woof: September 24-29, 2001
The Cartoonist Gushes About They Might Be Giants
Zombie Woof: October 1-6, 2001
The Art of Kisai, Martin Olsson, Orin J., and Tamara Fougner
Zombie Woof: October 8-13, 2001
Movie Posters
Zombie Woof: October 15-20, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Six.
Zombie Woof: October 22-27, 2001
Mello, Davo, and Hello
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: October 29 - November 3, 2001
The Cartoonist Paints the Cartoon Art Museum
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 5-10, 2001
Halloween Costumes!
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 12-17, 2001
Random Artwork
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 19-24, 2001
Posters! Again!
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 26 - December 1, 2001
The Cartoon Art Museum Reopens
Gender Swap: December 3-8, 2001
G.I. and Narbonic Christmas
Gender Swap: December 10-15, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &co., Chapter Seven.
Gender Swap: December 17-22, 2001
Insanity Claus: A Christmas Storybook
Gender Swap: December 24-29, 2001
Dave in Slumberland
Gender Swap: December 31, 2001 - January 5, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Eight.
Gender Swap: January 7-12, 2002
Paper Artie
Gender Swap: January 14-19, 2002
The Art of Richard Powell and Jennifer Toal
Gender Swap: January 21-26, 2002
The Second Annual Narbonic Haiku-Off
Gender Swap: January 28 - February 2, 2002
Non-Haiku Runoff of the Haiku-Off
D-Con: February 4-9, 2002
APE Sketches, 2002
D-Con: February 11-16, 2002
The Cartoonist Explains Modern Tales
D-Con: February 18-23, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Nine.
D-Con: February 25 - March 2, 2002
The Cartoonist as Care Bear
D-Con: March 4-9, 2002
Spot the Non-Dave
D-Con: March 11-16, 2002
Results of the Spot the Non-Dave Contest
D-Con: March 18-23, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Ten.
D-Con: March 25-30, 2002
April Fools with Terrance Marks and Isabel Gonzalez
D-Con: April 1-6, 2002
The Hottie with the Gun: The Art of Dirk Tiede
D-Con: April 8-13, 2002
The Cartoonist Hits the Big Time
D-Con: April 15-20, 2002
Narbonic Sprite Theatre
D-Con: April 22-27, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 1
D-Con: April 29 - May 4, 2002
The Narbonic Caption Challenge
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 6-11, 2002
A Gerbil Named Artie
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 13-18, 2002
Results of the Narbonic Caption Contest
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 20-25, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 2
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 27 - June 1, 2002
The Caption Contest Sketches
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: June 3-8, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Eleven.
Mostly Modern Tales Guest Week
The Second Annual Narbonic Summer T-Shirt Contest
Triple Threat Guest Week
Farago Makes the Strip Popular
Grass Roots: June 24-29, 2002
The Cartoonist Gushes About Tom Hart
Grass Roots: July 1-6, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 3
Dave Vs. Dave: July 8-13, 2002
Renaming Dave Barker
Dave Vs. Dave: July 15-20, 2002
A Narbonic Coloring Book
Dave vs. Dave: July 22-27, 2002
The Naming of Daves
Dave Vs. Dave: July 29 - August 3, 2002
Narbonic Is Two Years Old!
Dave vs. Dave: August 5-10, 2002
The Art of Kerry, Ellen, Richard Powell, Chris Shadoian, and Dirk Tiede
Dave Vs. Dave: August 12-17, 2002
Dave Barker's New Title
Dave Vs. Dave: August 19-24, 2002
A Narbonic Coloring Book
David Cronenberg's The Geek: August 26-31, 2002
Mockup of the Narbonic Book Cover
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 2-7, 2002
The Cartoonist Attends a Wedding
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 9-14, 2002
Results of the Summer T-Shirt Contest
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 16-21, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 4
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 23-28, 2002
Spider-Goats!
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 30 - October 5, 2002
A Narbonic Coloring Book
Mell Expelled: October 7-12, 2002
The Greatest Jack-O-Lantern Stencil EVER
Mell Expelled: October 14-19, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twelve.
Class Reunion: October 21-26, 2002
Another T-Shirt Photo, Another Spider-Goat Song
Class Reunion: October 28 - November 2, 2002
Jack-O-Lanterns!
Class Reunion: November 4-9, 2002
The Cartoonist Loses a Bet
Class Reunion: November 11-16, 2002
Halloween Costumes!
Class Reunion: November 18-23, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 5
Class Reunion: November 25-30, 2002
A Narbonic Coloring Book
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 2-7, 2002
Near-Narbonic Experience
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 9-14, 2002
A Holiday Greeting Card
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 16-21, 2002
Awful Milkshakes: The Art of Allan Ecker, Mari Rose, Derek Kirk, and Jason Furness
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 23-28, 2002
Dave in Slumberland
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 30 - January 4, 2003
From the Narbonic Role-Playing Game: Mad Scientific Journals
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 6-11, 2003
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 6
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 13-18, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Thirteen.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 20-25, 2003
Madblood Battle Anthems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 27 - February 1, 2003
2003 APE Sketches
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 3-8, 2003
More Madblood Battle Anthems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 10-15, 2003
Valentine's Day 2003
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 17-22, 2003
Still More Madblood Battle Anthems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 24 - March 1, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Fourteen.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 3-8, 2003
Still Further Runners-Up in the Madblood Battle Anthem Context
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 10-15, 2003
The Complete Madblood Battle Anthem
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 17-22, 2003
The War Seems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 24-29, 2003
Li'l Mell
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 31 - April 5, 2003
Mad Libs
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 7-12, 2003
Narbonic RPG Stuff
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 14-19, 2003
A Joke.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 21-26, 2003
Character Design Stuff
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 28 - May 3, 2003
The Cartoonist Has a Birthday
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 5-10, 2003
Mother's Day 2003
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 12-17, 2003
Free Comic Book
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 19-24, 2003
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 7
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 26-31, 2003
Trunktown
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 2-7, 2003
Jobless
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 9-14, 2003
A Little Contest
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 16-21, 2003
C-Space
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 23-28, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Fifteen.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 30 - July 5, 2003
Results of the Boggle Contest
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: July 7-12, 2003
The Cartoonists' Parents
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: July 14-19, 2003
Broad Appeal Sneak Peek
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: July 21-26, 2003
Comic-Con Sketches, Part One
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: July 28 - August 2, 2003
Narbonic Third Anniversary Contest
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 4-9, 2003
Narbonicon Pictures
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 11-16, 2003
Comic-Con Sketches, Part II
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 18-23, 2003
A Love Story
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 25-30, 2003
From off the Streets of Cleveland
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 1-6, 2003
Results of the Third Anniversary Gratuitously Obscure Reference Contest
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 8-13, 2003
Gerbils of the Caribbean: The Art of James Rice, Orin J, Dirk Tiede, and Bill Mudron
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 15-20, 2003
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 8
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 22-27, 2003
How To Write Comics the Shaenon Way (By Shaenon)
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 29 - October 4, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Sixteen
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 6-11, 2003
The Art of Megan Swain and Christopher
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 13-18, 2003
MileHiCon
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 20-25, 2003
The World's Fastest Gerbil
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 27 - November 1, 2003
Narbonic Cosplay
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 3-8, 2003
MileHiCon Notes
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 10-15, 2003
Halloween Costume!
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 17-22, 2003
Sir Pounce!
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 24-29, 2003
A Narbonic Dream
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 1-6, 2003
Time Travel Outtakes
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 8-13, 2003
Thoughts While Drawing
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 15-21, 2003
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 22-28, 2003
Demons: December 29, 2003 - January 3, 2004
Dave in Slumberland
Demons: January 5-10, 2004
Continuity Repairs with Rob and Andy
Demons: January 12-17, 2004
The Art of James Rice, Keith Quinn, and Tailsteak
Demons: January 19-24, 2004
Wedding Album Art
Demons: January 26-31, 2004
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part IX
Romantic Interlude by Andrew Farago
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Seventeen.
Demons: February 9-14, 2004
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Seventeen (Pt. 2)
Demons: February 16-24, 2004
Wedding Guestbook
Demons: February 23-28, 2004
Leap Day
Demons: March 1-6, 2004
Dangling Plot Thread Roundup
Demons: March 8-13, 2004
Rejected Narbonic Plots
Demons: March 15-20, 2004
More Rejected Narbonic Plots
Demons: March 22-27, 2004
Still More Rejected Narbonic Plots
Demons: March 29 - April 3, 2004
Summer Gerbil Contest
Demons: April 5-10, 2004
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Eighteen.
Demons: April 12-17, 2004
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part X
Demons: April 19-24, 2004
Twenty-Four Hour Comics Day: The Day After
Demons: April 26 - May 1, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part One
Demons: May 3-8, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part 2
Demons: May 10-15, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part Three
Demons: May 17-22, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part Four
Demons: May 24-29, 2004
The Animated "Bite Me" French Lesson
Demons: May 31 - June 5, 2004
Gerbil in Iraq
Demons: June 7-12, 2004
Edie, Part One
Demons: June 14-19, 2004
Edie, Part Two
Demons: June 21-26, 2004
Guest Week Begins
Andre Richard Guest Week
Narbonic Babies Sketches
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 5-10, 2004
Narbonic Babies: The Conclusion
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 12-17, 2004
Marita Campos Guest Strip
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 19-24, 2004
Gerbil Attack!
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 26-31, 2004
Four Years Old!
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: August 2-7, 2004
Sketches from Comic-Con
August 9-14, 2004
Dirk's Narbonicon Pic
Mad Science Is Decedent and Depraved: August 16-21, 2004
Edie, Part Three
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: August 23-28, 2004
Edie, Part Four
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: August 30 - September 4, 2004
A Guide to Winnipeg
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: September 6-11, 2004
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: Ren Faire! Yes!
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: September 13-18, 2004
Results of the Summer Gerbil Contest, Part II
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: September 20-25, 2004
Edie, Part Five
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: September 27 - October 2, 2004
Mom Visits
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 4-9, 2004
Rogue Journalist: The Art of Fabio Fernandes, Dirk Tiede, and a Special Museum Piece by Scott McCloud
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 11-16, 2004
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Nineteen.
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 18-23, 2004
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XI
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 25-30, 2004
Ah, Election Week
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 1-6, 2004
Anymore
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 8-13, 2004
Where Have They Gone, All the Scary Costumes of Our Grandparents?
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 15-20, 2004
Gerbil in Costume!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 22-27, 2004
Dirk as Dave
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 29 - December 4, 2004
The Cartoonist Gives Credit Where Credit Is Due
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 6-11, 2004
Narbonic Vol. 2: Now With 60% More Chris Shadoian!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 13-18, 2004
A Sestina by Eric Burns
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 20-25, 2004
Capricon Art
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 27 - January 1, 2004
Dave in Slumberland
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 3-8, 2005
Narbonic Vol. 2
You are here -- [Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 10-15, 2005]
Mailbag!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 17-22, 2005
Guys With Malfunctioning Cyborg Implants
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 24-29, 2005
Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 31 - February 5, 2005
More Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 7-12, 2005
Still More Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 14-19, 2005
Even More Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 21-26, 2005
A Few Last-Minute Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 28 - March 5, 2005
Gerbil in Belize!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: March 7-12, 2005
Rejected Narbonic Plots Redux
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: March 14-19, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XII
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: March 21-26, 2005
You Might Be a Henchman If...
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: March 28 - April 2, 2005
Amy vs. Mell
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 4-9, 2005
Continuity Repairs With Rob and Andy
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 11-16, 2005
Return of the Summer Gerbil Contest
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 18-23, 2005
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty.
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 25-30, 2005
Famous Mobsters of Finland
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 2-7, 2005
Sketches from APE
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 9-14, 2005
The Cartoonist Speaks from Napa
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 16-21, 2005
Guest Art with Artie and Mongor
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 23-28, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XIII
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 30 - June 4, 2005
Adventures Into Digital Comics
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: June 6-11, 2005
More Art From Irony Chan
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: June 13-18, 2005
Victorian Pics
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: June 20-25, 2005
Narbonicon Photos
Hiccup: June 27 - July 2, 2005
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-One.
Hiccup: July 4-9, 2005
Helen Paper Doll, Revised
Hiccup: July 11-16, 2005
Mell Paper Doll, Revised
Hiccup: July 18-23, 2005
Dave Paper Doll, Revised
Hiccup: July 25-30, 2005
Five Years Old!
Hiccup: August 1-6, 2005
Hic! The Art of Talia Karn, Shweta Narayan, Jason Thompson, and Dirk Tiede
Hiccup: August 8-13, 2005
Post-Narbonicon Blues
H Is H: August 15-20, 2005
Paper Doll Bonus Outfits
H Is H: August 22-27, 2005
Artie Paper Doll
H Is H: August 29 - September 3, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XIV
H Is H: September 5-10, 2005
Results of the Summer Gerbil Photo Contest
H Is H: September 12-17, 2005
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: Wisconsin!
H Is H: September 19-24, 2005
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: Even More Wisconsin!
H Is H: September 26 - October 1, 2005
The Gerbil Photo Contest Marches On
H Is H: October 3-8, 2005
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: The Winnah!
H Is H: October 10-15, 2005
Deadmouse Guest Strip
Angels: October 17-22, 2005
Yes, It's More Paper Doll Clothes
Angels: October 24-29, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XV
Angels: October 31 - November 5, 2005
Small Plush Gerbil Sets Speed Record
Angels: November 7-12, 2005
Smithson
Angels: November 14-19, 2005
I Visit the National Atomic Museum
Angels: November 21-26, 2005
More Paper Dolls: Artie!
Angels: November 28 - December 3, 2005
Moleman's Christmas
Angels: December 5-10, 2005
City of Villains, Part 1
Angels: December 12-17, 2005
City of Villains, Part 2
Angels: December 19-24, 2005
Last Call
Angels: December 26-31, 2005
Dave in Slumberland
The End: January 2-7, 2006
Just Think
The End: January 9-14, 2006
Summer Day Preview
The End: January 16-21, 2006
The Art of William G, Jacob Lindsoe, Vito Excalibur, and Arthur L. Shore
The End: January 23-28, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Two.
The End: January 30 - February 4, 2006
Millie as Helen
The End: February 6-11, 2006
Haiku!
The End: February 13-18, 2006
More Haiku
D, D': February 20-26, 2006
A Few More Poems
D, D': February 27 - March 4, 2006
Volume 3 Cover Preview
D, D': March 6-11, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XVI
D, D': March 13-18, 2006
Diving Gerbil
D, D': March 20-25, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Three.
D, D': March 27 - April 1, 2006
APE Minicomic Preview
D, D'
APE Sketches, 2006
D, D': April 10-15, 2006
The Summer Gerbil Photo Contest
D, D': April 17-22, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co, Chapter Twenty-Four.
D, D': April 24-29, 2006
Foglio Sketches
D, D': May 1-6, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XVII
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 8-13, 2006
Art Day, Etc. (Featuring Timothy Taylor, Magnolia, Porter, Davide, and Cindy McShane)
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 15-20, 2006
Demon Slayer Seth
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 22-27, 2006
Demon Slayer Seth: Karaoke
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 29 - June 3, 2006
Ditch Day
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 5-10, 2006
Ditch Day Crossword
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 12-17, 2006
Narbonicon IV
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 19-24, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Five.
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 26 - July 1, 2006
WCN
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: July 3-8, 2006
Rocket Gerbil
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: July 10-15, 2006
More Rejected Narbonic Strips
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: July 17-22, 2006
Ditch Day Crossword Solution (With Bonus Stuff)
Madness: July 24-29, 2006
The Great Comic Mad Scientists
Madness: July 31 - August 5, 2006
The Art of Andre Richard, Mikko Rasa, and Kurt Tiede
Madness: August 7-12, 2006
Narbonicon IV Photos
Madness: August 14-19, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XVIII
Madness: August 21-26, 2006
Two Brains: The Art of Abby, Brian Moore, and Lord_dave
Madness: August 28 - September 2, 2006
The Continuing High-Adreneline Adventures of Speedy
Madness: September 4-9, 2006
Volume 4 Preview: Irony Chan
Madness: September 11-16, 2006
Summer Gerbil Photo Context Runners-Up
Madness: September 18-23, 2006
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest Winner
Madness: September 25-30, 2006
Webcomics Symposium
Madness: October 2-7, 2006
The Art of Tiff Hudson, Rebecca Faria, Alexis Christoforides, Gavin Core, Paul Gadzikowski, and Juliette Calvaring
Madness: October 9-14, 2006
Paper Dolls: The Final Battle
October 16-21, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part Nineteen
Madness: October 23-28, 2006
World Gerbil Updates
Madness: October 30 - November 4, 2006
Halloween Costumes!
Madness: November 6-11, 2006
Art! Jewelry! Music! Many Things!
Madness: November 13-18, 2006
Gerbil Photos: Jason Hartwig and Nate
Madness: November 20-25, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Six.
Genius: November 27 - December 6, 2006
On the Road: Gerbil Edition
Genius: December 4-9, 2006
Reader Art: The Final Battle
December 11-16, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture: The End
Genius: December 18-23, 2006
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