By Shaenon K. Garrity
Daily
At this point, Helen seems to find Madblood's arrogance more amusing than anything else. Madblood, for his part, is not at all bothered by the fact that his last interaction with Helen involved her minions blowing up his moonbase. Ah, mad love. Or mad infatuation. Whatever's going on here.
I like that Von Boom recipients get a nice plaque. It's so agreeably mundane.
I wrote this one at the last minute just to advance the plot, and I wasn't crazy about it at the time. Looking at it now, though, it's pretty good, because, hey, Artie in a little reindeer costume. Poor Artie. His only consolation through this indignity is that he won't be so cute in a little reindeer costume later in Narbonic.
Wait, no, yes he will. Never mind.
This strip was based on Andrew's childhood crush on Penny from "Inspector Gadget." He also liked Jerrica Benton from "Jem and the Holograms," but when she was Jerrica, not so much when she was Jem. Meanwhile, I kind of had a thing for Donatello from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." The episode where Irma (who looks like me) had to pose as Donatello for a science conference because he'd published his research under the name "Donna Tello," and they had to work together to stop the Foot from destroying the conference, was pretty much my perfect episode. Have I mentioned this before? Because it's a big part of my formative years.
For those of you interested enough to read the filename story, Madblood is the newly-mad teenager pulled out of the wreckage in Winter's flashback. He had this whole Oedipal thing involving his dad. Probably seems very trite to him in retrospect.
I debated for a while about what beer has the funniest name. Andrew voted for Yuengling. Really, though, the funniest part of this strip is Helen referring to Titus as Dave's "new little friend."
Helen looks unhappy and distracted throughout this strip. As will be explained in the next two installments, her conversation with Madblood discombobulated her.
Obviously, whenever Helen is ready to open up emotionally, Dave is distracted by something else, and vice versa. This will continue until it ceases to be amusing.
Man, I put myself in a lot of situations where I have to draw hotel interiors. The same thing's happening in Skin Horse right now. I don't know why I do that. It's no fun at all. Though that painting in the first panel is kind of nice.
I felt the time had come to broach the question of what Helen thinks her relationship with Madblood actually is. And here it is. This is probably the closest to a straight answer you could hope to get out of Helen.
Dave is surprisingly perceptive here, and I like him rolling his eyes at Helen's nonsense in the last panel. At this point he's more mature about love than she is, which is an interesting development. Or maybe he's always been this way. Helen's kind of backward.
Kay Gilbert (
kaygilbert ) says:
tune: "They didn't believe me," Jerome Kern & Herbert Reynolds (The Girl from Utah , 1914) Though I blew up your moonbase I still kinda like your face And I'll let you flirt with me lf it gets me your room key While you're pumped by your Von Boom I'll gain access to your room If I can manipulate You to think I want a date 'Cause when you told me what a genius you are I didn't believe you. I didn't believe you Though all these nerds think you're the bomb I know you're living with your mom You can't hide your vulnerability So when you told me No more brilliant madman could be To mad science you are the apogee I didn't believe you. I didn't believe you You're just a swotty, dotty, hottie, sweet on me
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
Why not give Madblood a dose of Lipitor? That removes plaque.
Johnn Reynolds (
sleepyjohn ) says:
He's lucky Helen doesn't give him a knee to the loving cup.
Jon Stout (
brasswatchman ) says:
When you think about this, this is pretty much the high point of madblood's life, at least as portrayed in the comic. It's all downhill from here.
Kay Gilbert (
kaygilbert ) says:
@Jon: Implying that Madblood has a life not portrayed in the comic, which effectively elevates Shaenon to godhood. An interesting notion . . . maybe mad science isn't fiction, as I'd always assumed. Maybe Shaenon's entire œuvre is really a roman à clef !
Jon Stout (
brasswatchman ) says:
@Kay - nah, can't be. If it was, I'd be able to find someone to fix this stupid cybernetic eye that keeps trying to kill me...
So It Begins (
soitbegins ) says:
Awwwww.
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Tuesday:
Truth be told, the Narbonic Babies week only slightly exaggerated what a Helen of any age would do to her dear pet/son/best friend.
(The only way that could be more degrading is if the holiday display was actually a slightly confused nativity diorama.)
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
(TUNE: "Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer", Johnny Marks) Artie, the gene-changed gerbil Had a mind as sharp as tacks! His maker, though, was cru-el, Had him do degrading acts! She made him wear a red nose, Hitched him to a tiny sleigh, She had him holding that pose For their holiday display! Then at last, on Christmas Eve, Helen let him go! "Artie, buddy, you're the tops! Here, have some alfalfa schnapps!" Then all the others joined him, Caliban and Dave and Mell! They told the gene-changed gerbil, "Artie *hic* we think yer shwell!"
Mark Temple (
mithril ) says:
lack of multiculturalism?
it's a display for a german holiday suborned by the italian branch of a medditeranian religion, with the swedish portrayal of a turkish saint, riding in a english style winter vehicle, pulled by finnish hoofed quadrepeds...
what more do you want?
Jon W. (
kd7sov ) says:
At a guess? Four and three quarters more continents.
John Campbell (
jcampbel ) says:
This strip makes today's Skin Horse even funnier. Warped priorities indeed.
Rachel S. (
masamage ) says:
"Wait, no, yes he will. Never mind"
Yeah, he totally will.
Diane Castle (
deecee ) says:
Sounds like Artie needs to discuss appropriate holiday decoration with Willow Rosenberg.
Sam Ashley (
evilmidnightlurker ) says:
@Mark, Jon: don't forget that the Turkish saint is wearing an outfit designed by an American artist working for a soft drink megacorp. :)
Ron Johnson (
cha0ss ) says:
"Then we're going to...oh, never mind.
Brother, thy tail hangs down behind!"
- Rudyard Kipling
Sam Ashley (
evilmidnightlurker ) says:
Penny was my first crush as well!
Of course, I knew that it could never go anywhere as she and Brain were obviously a couple.
...What? Don't judge me! :P
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Wednesday:
Artie doesn't want to think about the boyhood crushes of the people whose bodies he is covertly climbing all over. But at least the embarassing anecdotes are causing the mark to stare into space instead of examining his person. all that closely.
I heard that if you subtract Gadget from Inspector Gadget, you get a cartoon about a precocious girl and her dog who solve mysteries using actual detective work.
Matthew Mather (
madtinkerer ) says:
I always suspected that Penny created her "Uncle" Gadget. She somehow has a laptop at least 14 years ahead of when Moore's Law says she should, Brain has a retractable two-way radio built into his collar, and oh yeah: Brain can talk with a speech impediment, etc.
Did Penny invent exploding paper as well? Less likely, but still...
K. Williams (
crazy_quill ) says:
Sharon, I had a crush on Donatello, too. And yes, that *was* a perfect episode.
Jon Stout (
brasswatchman ) says:
@Matthew - or possibly *re*created him? He was supposed to be a cyborg, right?
Jon Stout (
brasswatchman ) says:
This comic actually kind of makes you feel for Madblood - and for all of the mad scientists, actually. One of the ideas in Narbonic that I really like is it's treatment of mad science as a mental disorder, with the same kind of culture that's sort-of kind-of grown around other diseases like depression or bipolar disorder. Strips like this manage to be both funny and a little bit real at the same time.
Andrew Cole (
andy4hire ) says:
@shaenon: I thought that was Madblood in the filename story. Thanks for the official confirmation!
Diane Castle (
deecee ) says:
@Shaenon: How could anyone reading your Director's Cut version NOT be interested enough to read the filename story?
Eric Burns (
ericburns ) says:
Did Penny invent exploding paper as well? Less likely, but still...
Of course. And Chief Quimby was also a robot. And she made the car.
In fact, everything in that show was just Penny's version of playing with action figures. The first day she took her toys out to play, Doctor Claw happened by and thought this was real law enforcement technology. As it turns out, M.A.D. hasn't actually done anything to any real organization for years.
But Penny's beginning to get bored with all this. She's thinking she may need to spice it up a bit.
So It Begins (
soitbegins ) says:
I think the word 'discombobulated' is the funniest word here tonight.
Now, if there was a pastrami sandwich on hand...
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
I would have gone with either "Leinenkugel" or "Blatz". Hey, according to Wikipedia, Leinenkugel bought the old Blatz brewery ... that's a perfecta right there! Too bad Leinenkugel discontinued their Hefeweizen.
Kay Gilbert (
kaygilbert ) says:
Where I come from, everyone just asks for a "Leinie."
Dave Van Domelen (
dvandom ) says:
Leinenkugel has a "Berry Weiss" that I can't help bit see as being pink beer (the berry part)...perfect for a Narbon. Heh heh heh.
Sam Ashley (
evilmidnightlurker ) says:
Pabst.
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Friday:
Silent penultimate panels: 37. Dave's romance opportunities have very recently improved for entirely different reasons than what he currently thinks.
So It Begins (
soitbegins ) says:
Helen's eyes are just dots in this comic... that's a pretty rare mood she's in.
Jon Stout (
brasswatchman ) says:
See, I thought that Madblood's revelation was kind of touching, in a way. I know that Helen doesn't have particularly fond memories of that study, of course, but I would've figured it would have been nice for her to know that his attraction to her wasn't just entirely physical.
Jon Stout (
brasswatchman ) says:
Also, good God, these spammers are awful.
Lenore Hoyt (
landsnark ) says:
A few days ago Eve said: "I want to buy print versions of Narbonic, but I want the commentary to be in there! Reading Shaenon's comments is half the fun."
I say, much more than half! I *thought* I loved Narbonic before, but there is a whole new level once you start getting the story behind the story. In case we haven't said it in a while, Shaenon, thank you, thank you for Narbonic and for doing this daily commentary. I love it (my recent lapse in daily reading, due to way too much travel and work and not enough internet time, notwithstanding.)
Aaaaand I've gotten so much pleasure from Narbonic that I'm really glad you put up your Kickstarter campaign--which I also just found, as I'm getting caught up. I will not be left out just because you already got your funding, dammit.
Shaenon Garrity (
shaenongarrity ) says:
Aw...thanks so much.
I think Madblood's story is sweet too. It's a shame Helen doesn't take it that way, but she's touchy about the whole issue.
George Harris (
bullcityfats ) says:
Aggh! For some reason, I'm getting an image glitch! What's Helen's last line in the second panel?
Andrew Cole (
andy4hire ) says:
@bullcityfats: The full text of this strip is as follows: FIRST PANEL Dave: I can't believe how well things worked out! We got the hotel key... I'm finally going to meet Lovelace... SECOND PANEL Dave: You got some quality time with Madblood-- Helen: Madblood, who only fell for me because of Mom's horrible old case study!
THIRD PANEL [silent]
FOURTH PANEL Dave: And the hotel bar had little pretzels! Score! Helen: Stupid girlfriend.
Andrew Cole (
andy4hire ) says:
Also, @soitbegins: If you look closely, you can see that the outside edges of her eyes are indeed drawn in there. Admittedly, it is kind of hard to tell, since they're close to the same position where the sides of her face would normally be, but you can kind of make out her eyelashes.
Brian Rogers (
billionsix ) says:
Technically, Madblood has a Van Dyke beard. ;)
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
(TUNE: "Sundown", Gordon Lightfoot) I can see him standing there, with his new Von Boom ... And the dork doesn't know we're sneaking in his room! Showdowns! He's cute but he's weird, Standing there in his lab coat and his little beard! Showdowns! They're really quite fun, I es-pe-cial-ly like when it's an evil one! Helen says "It's his goatee, that I kinda like," (Billionsix says that technic'ly, it's a Van Dyke.) Showdowns! It's mad versus mad! Causing wholesale destruction is so totally rad! Showdowns, with big evil grins! When there's stuff blowing up, then the cartoonist wins!
Kay Gilbert (
kaygilbert ) says:
I'm with Helen. The little goatee is freakin' adorable. I have kind of a thing for Madblood, and it's not about evil showdowns.
John Campbell (
jcampbel ) says:
Yeah, Dave, you should have stuck with Friday's decision to just pretend Helen didn't say anything. More socially ept men than you are completely out of their depth here.
Rex Vivat (
sirgarberto ) says:
Is it me or are the spambots getting quicker to post? They're like verbose velociraptors!
Diane Castle (
deecee ) says:
@Ed: Even more awesome than usual. I'm still laughing.
Brian Fallstrom (
alfador ) says:
Madblood is her kismesis.
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The Job Interview: July 31 - August 5, 2000
Enter Helen Narbon, With Gerbils
The Job Interview: August 7-12, 2000
Evil Coffee
The Job Interview: August 14-19, 2000
The Disturbing Palindrome Song of the Mutant Gerbils
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: August 21-26, 2000
Helen vs. Dave Barker, Round One
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: August 28 - September 2, 2000
Mutant Gerbil Mutterings as Class Resistance
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 4-9, 2000
The Love Theme from "Narbonic"
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 11-16, 2000
Results of the Name Dave Contest
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 18-23, 2000
Narbonic Posters!
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 25-30, 2000
Mell Kelly Paper Doll
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: October 2-7, 2000
Helen Narbon Paper Doll
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: October 9-14, 2000
Dave Davenport Paper Doll
New Digs: October 16-21, 2000
A Sexy Bundle of Evil Lovin'
New Digs: October 23-28, 2000
The Art of Andrew Farago
Employee Brain Scans: October 30 - November 4, 2000
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter One.
Employee Brain Scans: November 6-11, 2000
Halloween Costumes!
Interview with the Mad Scientist: November 13-18, 2000
The Art of Tamara Fougner and Mee-Lise Robinson
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: November 20-25, 2000
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Two.
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: November 27 - December 2, 2000
Mr. T Vs. Narbonic
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: December 4-9, 2000
Color Narbonic Posters
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: December 11-16, 2000
The Dave Knight Returns
A Week of December 18 Story: December 18 - 23, 2000
Conclusion to "A Week of December 18 Story"
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: December 25-30, 2000
Dave in Slumberland
Smart Gerbils: January 1-6, 2001
Intro to Farago Week
Farago Week: January 8-13, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Three.
Smart Gerbils: January 15-20, 2001
APE-Aid
Smart Gerbils: January 22-27, 2001
The First Annual Narbonic Haiku-Off
Smart Gerbils: January 29 - February 3, 2001
Valentines!
Smart Gerbils: February 5-10, 2001
Non-Con
Smart Gerbils: February 12-17, 2001
Sketches from APE
Smart Gerbils: February 19-24, 2001
Sunday of Shame
Smart Gerbils: February 26 - March 3, 2001
MSSGRM
Dr. Narbon: March 5-10, 2001
Dave and the Magic Shirt
Dr. Narbon: March 12-17, 2001
Helen Vs. Dave Barker, Round Two
Dr. Narbon: March 19-24, 2001
The Narbon Coat of Arms
Aaron Neathery's Guest Week-and-a-Half
Neathery Week-and-a-Half, Continued
Neathery Week-and-a-Half, Concluded
Dr. Narbon: April 5-7, 2001
Art from the Cartoon Art Museum Kids' Cartooning Class
Dr. Narbon: April 9-14, 2001
The Narbonic Diceless Roleplaying Game
Dr. Narbon: April 16-21, 2001
Gerbildance
Dr. Narbon: April 23-28, 2001
Stickers!
Dr. Narbon: April 30 - May 5, 2001
Shoulder Angels
Dr. Narbon: May 7-12, 2001
A Mother's Day Poem
Dr. Narbon: May 14-19, 2001
Dave Runner
Dr. Narbon: May 21-26, 2001
In Memory of Dave
Dave's Dead, Dave: May 28 - June 2, 2001
The Characters Recruit a New Cartoonist
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 4-9, 2001
The Cartoonist's Brother Graduates
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 11-16, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Four.
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 18-23, 2001
The Characters Strike
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 25-30, 2001
Intro to Guest Week
Guest Week: July 2-7, 2001
Guest Week Sunday: Andrew Farago
Mell's Major: July 9-14, 2001
A December Pinup in July
Mell's Major: July 16-21, 2001
Shaenon's Comic-Con 2001 Report
Get a Life: July 23-28, 2001
An Evil Cake Recipe
Get a Life: July 30 - August 4, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Five.
Get a Life: August 6-11, 2001
More Art from Andrew Farago
Get A Life: August 13-18, 2001
Studies in Internet Humor: Narbonic
Get A Life: August 20-25, 2001
Narbonic Movie Posters
Burning Gerbil: August 27 - September 1, 2001
The First Narbonic Summer T-Shirt Contest
Zombie Woof: September 3-8, 2001
The T-Shirt Contest Continues
Zombie Woof: September 10-15, 2001
The T-Shirt Contest Still Continues
Zombie Woof: September 17-22, 2001
The T-Shirt Contest Continues Some More
Zombie Woof: September 24-29, 2001
The Cartoonist Gushes About They Might Be Giants
Zombie Woof: October 1-6, 2001
The Art of Kisai, Martin Olsson, Orin J., and Tamara Fougner
Zombie Woof: October 8-13, 2001
Movie Posters
Zombie Woof: October 15-20, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Six.
Zombie Woof: October 22-27, 2001
Mello, Davo, and Hello
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: October 29 - November 3, 2001
The Cartoonist Paints the Cartoon Art Museum
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 5-10, 2001
Halloween Costumes!
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 12-17, 2001
Random Artwork
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 19-24, 2001
Posters! Again!
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 26 - December 1, 2001
The Cartoon Art Museum Reopens
Gender Swap: December 3-8, 2001
G.I. and Narbonic Christmas
Gender Swap: December 10-15, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &co., Chapter Seven.
Gender Swap: December 17-22, 2001
Insanity Claus: A Christmas Storybook
Gender Swap: December 24-29, 2001
Dave in Slumberland
Gender Swap: December 31, 2001 - January 5, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Eight.
Gender Swap: January 7-12, 2002
Paper Artie
Gender Swap: January 14-19, 2002
The Art of Richard Powell and Jennifer Toal
Gender Swap: January 21-26, 2002
The Second Annual Narbonic Haiku-Off
Gender Swap: January 28 - February 2, 2002
Non-Haiku Runoff of the Haiku-Off
D-Con: February 4-9, 2002
APE Sketches, 2002
D-Con: February 11-16, 2002
The Cartoonist Explains Modern Tales
D-Con: February 18-23, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Nine.
D-Con: February 25 - March 2, 2002
The Cartoonist as Care Bear
D-Con: March 4-9, 2002
Spot the Non-Dave
D-Con: March 11-16, 2002
Results of the Spot the Non-Dave Contest
D-Con: March 18-23, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Ten.
D-Con: March 25-30, 2002
April Fools with Terrance Marks and Isabel Gonzalez
D-Con: April 1-6, 2002
The Hottie with the Gun: The Art of Dirk Tiede
D-Con: April 8-13, 2002
The Cartoonist Hits the Big Time
D-Con: April 15-20, 2002
Narbonic Sprite Theatre
D-Con: April 22-27, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 1
D-Con: April 29 - May 4, 2002
The Narbonic Caption Challenge
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 6-11, 2002
A Gerbil Named Artie
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 13-18, 2002
Results of the Narbonic Caption Contest
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 20-25, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 2
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 27 - June 1, 2002
The Caption Contest Sketches
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: June 3-8, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Eleven.
Mostly Modern Tales Guest Week
The Second Annual Narbonic Summer T-Shirt Contest
Triple Threat Guest Week
Farago Makes the Strip Popular
Grass Roots: June 24-29, 2002
The Cartoonist Gushes About Tom Hart
Grass Roots: July 1-6, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 3
Dave Vs. Dave: July 8-13, 2002
Renaming Dave Barker
Dave Vs. Dave: July 15-20, 2002
A Narbonic Coloring Book
Dave vs. Dave: July 22-27, 2002
The Naming of Daves
Dave Vs. Dave: July 29 - August 3, 2002
Narbonic Is Two Years Old!
Dave vs. Dave: August 5-10, 2002
The Art of Kerry, Ellen, Richard Powell, Chris Shadoian, and Dirk Tiede
Dave Vs. Dave: August 12-17, 2002
Dave Barker's New Title
Dave Vs. Dave: August 19-24, 2002
A Narbonic Coloring Book
David Cronenberg's The Geek: August 26-31, 2002
Mockup of the Narbonic Book Cover
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 2-7, 2002
The Cartoonist Attends a Wedding
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 9-14, 2002
Results of the Summer T-Shirt Contest
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 16-21, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 4
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 23-28, 2002
Spider-Goats!
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 30 - October 5, 2002
A Narbonic Coloring Book
Mell Expelled: October 7-12, 2002
The Greatest Jack-O-Lantern Stencil EVER
Mell Expelled: October 14-19, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twelve.
Class Reunion: October 21-26, 2002
Another T-Shirt Photo, Another Spider-Goat Song
Class Reunion: October 28 - November 2, 2002
Jack-O-Lanterns!
Class Reunion: November 4-9, 2002
The Cartoonist Loses a Bet
Class Reunion: November 11-16, 2002
Halloween Costumes!
Class Reunion: November 18-23, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 5
Class Reunion: November 25-30, 2002
A Narbonic Coloring Book
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 2-7, 2002
Near-Narbonic Experience
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 9-14, 2002
A Holiday Greeting Card
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 16-21, 2002
Awful Milkshakes: The Art of Allan Ecker, Mari Rose, Derek Kirk, and Jason Furness
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 23-28, 2002
Dave in Slumberland
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 30 - January 4, 2003
From the Narbonic Role-Playing Game: Mad Scientific Journals
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 6-11, 2003
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 6
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 13-18, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Thirteen.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 20-25, 2003
Madblood Battle Anthems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 27 - February 1, 2003
2003 APE Sketches
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 3-8, 2003
More Madblood Battle Anthems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 10-15, 2003
Valentine's Day 2003
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 17-22, 2003
Still More Madblood Battle Anthems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 24 - March 1, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Fourteen.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 3-8, 2003
Still Further Runners-Up in the Madblood Battle Anthem Context
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 10-15, 2003
The Complete Madblood Battle Anthem
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 17-22, 2003
The War Seems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 24-29, 2003
Li'l Mell
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 31 - April 5, 2003
Mad Libs
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 7-12, 2003
Narbonic RPG Stuff
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 14-19, 2003
A Joke.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 21-26, 2003
Character Design Stuff
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 28 - May 3, 2003
The Cartoonist Has a Birthday
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 5-10, 2003
Mother's Day 2003
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 12-17, 2003
Free Comic Book
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 19-24, 2003
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 7
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 26-31, 2003
Trunktown
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 2-7, 2003
Jobless
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 9-14, 2003
A Little Contest
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 16-21, 2003
C-Space
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 23-28, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Fifteen.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 30 - July 5, 2003
Results of the Boggle Contest
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: July 7-12, 2003
The Cartoonists' Parents
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: July 14-19, 2003
Broad Appeal Sneak Peek
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: July 21-26, 2003
Comic-Con Sketches, Part One
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: July 28 - August 2, 2003
Narbonic Third Anniversary Contest
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 4-9, 2003
Narbonicon Pictures
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 11-16, 2003
Comic-Con Sketches, Part II
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 18-23, 2003
A Love Story
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 25-30, 2003
From off the Streets of Cleveland
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 1-6, 2003
Results of the Third Anniversary Gratuitously Obscure Reference Contest
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 8-13, 2003
Gerbils of the Caribbean: The Art of James Rice, Orin J, Dirk Tiede, and Bill Mudron
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 15-20, 2003
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 8
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 22-27, 2003
How To Write Comics the Shaenon Way (By Shaenon)
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 29 - October 4, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Sixteen
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 6-11, 2003
The Art of Megan Swain and Christopher
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 13-18, 2003
MileHiCon
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 20-25, 2003
The World's Fastest Gerbil
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 27 - November 1, 2003
Narbonic Cosplay
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 3-8, 2003
MileHiCon Notes
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 10-15, 2003
Halloween Costume!
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 17-22, 2003
Sir Pounce!
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 24-29, 2003
A Narbonic Dream
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 1-6, 2003
Time Travel Outtakes
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 8-13, 2003
Thoughts While Drawing
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 15-21, 2003
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 22-28, 2003
Demons: December 29, 2003 - January 3, 2004
Dave in Slumberland
Demons: January 5-10, 2004
Continuity Repairs with Rob and Andy
Demons: January 12-17, 2004
The Art of James Rice, Keith Quinn, and Tailsteak
Demons: January 19-24, 2004
Wedding Album Art
Demons: January 26-31, 2004
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part IX
Romantic Interlude by Andrew Farago
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Seventeen.
Demons: February 9-14, 2004
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Seventeen (Pt. 2)
Demons: February 16-24, 2004
Wedding Guestbook
Demons: February 23-28, 2004
Leap Day
Demons: March 1-6, 2004
Dangling Plot Thread Roundup
Demons: March 8-13, 2004
Rejected Narbonic Plots
Demons: March 15-20, 2004
More Rejected Narbonic Plots
Demons: March 22-27, 2004
Still More Rejected Narbonic Plots
Demons: March 29 - April 3, 2004
Summer Gerbil Contest
Demons: April 5-10, 2004
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Eighteen.
Demons: April 12-17, 2004
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part X
Demons: April 19-24, 2004
Twenty-Four Hour Comics Day: The Day After
Demons: April 26 - May 1, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part One
Demons: May 3-8, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part 2
Demons: May 10-15, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part Three
Demons: May 17-22, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part Four
Demons: May 24-29, 2004
The Animated "Bite Me" French Lesson
Demons: May 31 - June 5, 2004
Gerbil in Iraq
Demons: June 7-12, 2004
Edie, Part One
Demons: June 14-19, 2004
Edie, Part Two
Demons: June 21-26, 2004
Guest Week Begins
Andre Richard Guest Week
Narbonic Babies Sketches
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 5-10, 2004
Narbonic Babies: The Conclusion
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 12-17, 2004
Marita Campos Guest Strip
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 19-24, 2004
Gerbil Attack!
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 26-31, 2004
Four Years Old!
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: August 2-7, 2004
Sketches from Comic-Con
August 9-14, 2004
Dirk's Narbonicon Pic
Mad Science Is Decedent and Depraved: August 16-21, 2004
Edie, Part Three
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: August 23-28, 2004
Edie, Part Four
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: August 30 - September 4, 2004
A Guide to Winnipeg
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: September 6-11, 2004
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: Ren Faire! Yes!
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: September 13-18, 2004
Results of the Summer Gerbil Contest, Part II
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: September 20-25, 2004
Edie, Part Five
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: September 27 - October 2, 2004
Mom Visits
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 4-9, 2004
Rogue Journalist: The Art of Fabio Fernandes, Dirk Tiede, and a Special Museum Piece by Scott McCloud
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 11-16, 2004
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Nineteen.
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 18-23, 2004
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XI
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 25-30, 2004
Ah, Election Week
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 1-6, 2004
Anymore
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 8-13, 2004
Where Have They Gone, All the Scary Costumes of Our Grandparents?
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 15-20, 2004
Gerbil in Costume!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 22-27, 2004
Dirk as Dave
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 29 - December 4, 2004
The Cartoonist Gives Credit Where Credit Is Due
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 6-11, 2004
Narbonic Vol. 2: Now With 60% More Chris Shadoian!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 13-18, 2004
A Sestina by Eric Burns
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 20-25, 2004
Capricon Art
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 27 - January 1, 2004
Dave in Slumberland
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 3-8, 2005
Narbonic Vol. 2
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 10-15, 2005
Mailbag!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 17-22, 2005
Guys With Malfunctioning Cyborg Implants
You are here -- [Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 24-29, 2005]
Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 31 - February 5, 2005
More Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 7-12, 2005
Still More Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 14-19, 2005
Even More Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 21-26, 2005
A Few Last-Minute Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 28 - March 5, 2005
Gerbil in Belize!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: March 7-12, 2005
Rejected Narbonic Plots Redux
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: March 14-19, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XII
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: March 21-26, 2005
You Might Be a Henchman If...
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: March 28 - April 2, 2005
Amy vs. Mell
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 4-9, 2005
Continuity Repairs With Rob and Andy
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 11-16, 2005
Return of the Summer Gerbil Contest
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 18-23, 2005
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty.
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 25-30, 2005
Famous Mobsters of Finland
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 2-7, 2005
Sketches from APE
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 9-14, 2005
The Cartoonist Speaks from Napa
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 16-21, 2005
Guest Art with Artie and Mongor
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 23-28, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XIII
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 30 - June 4, 2005
Adventures Into Digital Comics
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: June 6-11, 2005
More Art From Irony Chan
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: June 13-18, 2005
Victorian Pics
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: June 20-25, 2005
Narbonicon Photos
Hiccup: June 27 - July 2, 2005
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-One.
Hiccup: July 4-9, 2005
Helen Paper Doll, Revised
Hiccup: July 11-16, 2005
Mell Paper Doll, Revised
Hiccup: July 18-23, 2005
Dave Paper Doll, Revised
Hiccup: July 25-30, 2005
Five Years Old!
Hiccup: August 1-6, 2005
Hic! The Art of Talia Karn, Shweta Narayan, Jason Thompson, and Dirk Tiede
Hiccup: August 8-13, 2005
Post-Narbonicon Blues
H Is H: August 15-20, 2005
Paper Doll Bonus Outfits
H Is H: August 22-27, 2005
Artie Paper Doll
H Is H: August 29 - September 3, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XIV
H Is H: September 5-10, 2005
Results of the Summer Gerbil Photo Contest
H Is H: September 12-17, 2005
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: Wisconsin!
H Is H: September 19-24, 2005
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: Even More Wisconsin!
H Is H: September 26 - October 1, 2005
The Gerbil Photo Contest Marches On
H Is H: October 3-8, 2005
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: The Winnah!
H Is H: October 10-15, 2005
Deadmouse Guest Strip
Angels: October 17-22, 2005
Yes, It's More Paper Doll Clothes
Angels: October 24-29, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XV
Angels: October 31 - November 5, 2005
Small Plush Gerbil Sets Speed Record
Angels: November 7-12, 2005
Smithson
Angels: November 14-19, 2005
I Visit the National Atomic Museum
Angels: November 21-26, 2005
More Paper Dolls: Artie!
Angels: November 28 - December 3, 2005
Moleman's Christmas
Angels: December 5-10, 2005
City of Villains, Part 1
Angels: December 12-17, 2005
City of Villains, Part 2
Angels: December 19-24, 2005
Last Call
Angels: December 26-31, 2005
Dave in Slumberland
The End: January 2-7, 2006
Just Think
The End: January 9-14, 2006
Summer Day Preview
The End: January 16-21, 2006
The Art of William G, Jacob Lindsoe, Vito Excalibur, and Arthur L. Shore
The End: January 23-28, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Two.
The End: January 30 - February 4, 2006
Millie as Helen
The End: February 6-11, 2006
Haiku!
The End: February 13-18, 2006
More Haiku
D, D': February 20-26, 2006
A Few More Poems
D, D': February 27 - March 4, 2006
Volume 3 Cover Preview
D, D': March 6-11, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XVI
D, D': March 13-18, 2006
Diving Gerbil
D, D': March 20-25, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Three.
D, D': March 27 - April 1, 2006
APE Minicomic Preview
D, D'
APE Sketches, 2006
D, D': April 10-15, 2006
The Summer Gerbil Photo Contest
D, D': April 17-22, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co, Chapter Twenty-Four.
D, D': April 24-29, 2006
Foglio Sketches
D, D': May 1-6, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XVII
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 8-13, 2006
Art Day, Etc. (Featuring Timothy Taylor, Magnolia, Porter, Davide, and Cindy McShane)
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 15-20, 2006
Demon Slayer Seth
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 22-27, 2006
Demon Slayer Seth: Karaoke
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 29 - June 3, 2006
Ditch Day
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 5-10, 2006
Ditch Day Crossword
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 12-17, 2006
Narbonicon IV
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 19-24, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Five.
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 26 - July 1, 2006
WCN
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: July 3-8, 2006
Rocket Gerbil
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: July 10-15, 2006
More Rejected Narbonic Strips
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: July 17-22, 2006
Ditch Day Crossword Solution (With Bonus Stuff)
Madness: July 24-29, 2006
The Great Comic Mad Scientists
Madness: July 31 - August 5, 2006
The Art of Andre Richard, Mikko Rasa, and Kurt Tiede
Madness: August 7-12, 2006
Narbonicon IV Photos
Madness: August 14-19, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XVIII
Madness: August 21-26, 2006
Two Brains: The Art of Abby, Brian Moore, and Lord_dave
Madness: August 28 - September 2, 2006
The Continuing High-Adreneline Adventures of Speedy
Madness: September 4-9, 2006
Volume 4 Preview: Irony Chan
Madness: September 11-16, 2006
Summer Gerbil Photo Context Runners-Up
Madness: September 18-23, 2006
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest Winner
Madness: September 25-30, 2006
Webcomics Symposium
Madness: October 2-7, 2006
The Art of Tiff Hudson, Rebecca Faria, Alexis Christoforides, Gavin Core, Paul Gadzikowski, and Juliette Calvaring
Madness: October 9-14, 2006
Paper Dolls: The Final Battle
October 16-21, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part Nineteen
Madness: October 23-28, 2006
World Gerbil Updates
Madness: October 30 - November 4, 2006
Halloween Costumes!
Madness: November 6-11, 2006
Art! Jewelry! Music! Many Things!
Madness: November 13-18, 2006
Gerbil Photos: Jason Hartwig and Nate
Madness: November 20-25, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Six.
Genius: November 27 - December 6, 2006
On the Road: Gerbil Edition
Genius: December 4-9, 2006
Reader Art: The Final Battle
December 11-16, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture: The End
Genius: December 18-23, 2006
Final Thanks
Genius: December 25-30, 2006
Dave in Sumberland
Endpaper
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