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James Rice notes that the above represents the first of many spelunking trips for Speedy. He goes on to write:

To commemorate this "anniversary" of Speedy's first caving expedition, Speedy paid his respects at the grave of Floyd Collins, the "greatest cave explorer ever known."



Moments after I had taken the photo of Speedy in Tikal, I heard a camera shutter behind me. The unknown photographer shooting me, shooting Speedy commented that he had once met a man traveling the world with a rubber chicken.


Note to readers: If, like me, you have tendencies toward claustrophobia, DO NOT LOOK UP THE AMAZING STORY OF FLOYD COLLINS. It will give you nightmares. Take particular care not to read the vivid account in Ken Smith's excellent book Raw Deal: Horrible and Ironic Stories of Forgotten Americans. Consider your health.

FUN FACT: When Floyd Collins finally died, everybody just left him at the bottom of the cave until, years later, his family raised enough money to dig him up and give him a proper burial.

ADDITIONAL FUN FACT: Later still, the family sold Floyd's body to the then-owner of Crystal Cave so he could dig it up, re-enbalm it, and display it in the cave as an attraction.

FINAL FUN FACT: Needless to say, Floyd's corpse was eventually stolen by pranksters. His left leg was never recovered. Now that's a raw deal.

Next week, more photos of Smokey in the Philippines. I promise.

2 comments:
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

(TUNE:  "Rocky Raccoon", The Beatles)

Now somewhere on the world-wide web was a young gerbil named Speedy ...
Made friends with a timing engineer, James Rice ...
They thought it'd be nice,
To see all the sights in the world both far and near ...
So they bought some gear ...
And now they'll share their adventures right here!

Speedy Spelunk!
His stature is shrunk,
But not, it seems, all his courage ...
He told his friend, Rice,
"James, it would be nice
If we go do some world tour-age."

They went to Tikal,
Where they saw it all,
Then stopped by the gravestone of Collins ...
His hero, named Floyd,
Who could not avoid
The cavern which happened to fall in ...

Speedy Spelunk
Has packed up his trunk ...
He's off once again, what a thriller!
Now, where will he go?
Well, we'll let you know
Next time Shaenon needs Sunday filler!

'Keiya' (keiya) says:

Yo, Floyd Collins, I'm real happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Stephen Bishop was the best cave explorer of all time!

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