By Shaenon K. Garrity
Daily
Dr. Narbon took Dave's Yak-Face action figure with her after using it to get the death-ray codes from Dave, whom she then killed with the death ray, way back when. I guess she keeps it around in case it turns out to be handy again. Sometimes this strip gets complicated.
The "hero costumes" are based on the weird trophy gallery Batman keeps in the Batcave of the uniforms of past Robins. It's a little disturbing.
Except for Six Flags, these are all references to footage of me as a kid. My family didn't have a video camera, but my Aunt Kerry was a producer for Channel 4 News in Pittsburgh, and I and other family members were often pressed into service for "man on the street" stories. On Christmas, 1980, I was interviewed about my Cabbage Patch Kid, Yettie, for a story on the Cabbage Patch Kid craze.
Yes, my Cabbage Patch Kid was named Yettie. A lot of those dolls came with weird names.
This is mostly a plot strip, but I really like Mell's and Artie's poses and expressions, especially in the last panel. They look very natural. For some reason Mell and Artie work well together when Artie is human. There's something about this enormous guy being cowed by Mell, which is a reasonable thing for an enormous guy to be, really.
"What kind of future is VHS-compatible?" is a pretty good line; it's kind of the "Why does God need a starship" of Narbonic. But the best part of this strip is the Dave Conspiracy's Circle of Five all signing their initials to the note.
For the record, the future President sent back a VHS tape because she couldn't remember whether DVDs were common in 2000, the year to which the tape was sent. She's not really into tech stuff.
Okay, this plot dump is necessary but not very funny, which is why I crammed a TON OF DIALOGUE into one strip to get it all over with. I'm sorry. So, basically, here's what happened: Future Mell sent the tape back to the Dave Conspiracy in the year 2000, along with some future mad-tech designed by Dave. The Dave Conspiracy took the message seriously and hired Helen's mom to build the tech and assassinate Dave. They got Dr. Narbon's name from the video; they just recruited the wrong Dr. Narbon.
All the main characters in Narbonic have faintly embarrassing middle names. Except Artie, I guess.
Control yourself, Mell. This is serious business.
Rachel S. (
masamage ) says:
I like the detail that Artie isn't 100% sure those really are his clothes.
JP Chabot (
speedball ) says:
Mell's a nerd too. She's just a gun-fetish nerd rather than a science fiction nerd.
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Monday:
Off-panel rubbernecking: 25. But then, Yak-Face's mere existence is a closed causal loop, so who wouldn't want to gawk at it whenever possible? It's the paradoxical harbinger of both Dave's death and Dave's ressurection, and might well be the fulcrum around which their entire fictitious reality turns. (But Dr. N seems to be the only person who appreciates such a valuable artifact. Dave and Artie certainly don't.)
Joe Glow (
joe_glow ) says:
Mell's academic aptitude conclusively establishes her own nerdiness. And can Dr. Narbon, or anyone else, be a scientific genius without being a nerd? I believe what she was really hoping for was a geek -free evening. The fact that she didn't know or care about the distinction, if nothing else, shows her not to be much of a geek.
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
(TUNE: "Born Free", John Barry and Don Black) Nerd-free ... I'd hoped for, with luck now! Instead I am stuck now With someone geeky as Dave! Yak-Face! I just can't believe it! Why'd Helen's mom leave it In here, with trophies to save? This place Has weapons and ammo! But this fool ignores it all For some dumb plastic doll! Gag me! This junk has me heaving! I'd hoped for one evening To be ... nerd-free!
Johnn Reynolds (
sleepyjohn ) says:
Well, sometimes Mongor the Iguana-Man needs to dress up for a date, or a visit to Temple. So those might be his pants.
Diane Castle (
deecee ) says:
@Joe: You can have academic aptitude without nerdiness. There is lots of overlap, but there are plenty of people outside the intersection of the two. For example, one Colonel (now General) Jonathan O'Neill (two L's), who has a masters degree. Or NFL superstar Alan Page.
Rachel S. (
masamage ) says:
Did they have unique names? I think mine was just Julia... My brother's was a boy named Secily, though, so I guess that's pretty odd.
Kay Gilbert (
kaygilbert ) says:
My best friend found a Cabbage Patch Kid named "Gilbert Kim," and bought it because it reminded her of me. (We were in our 20s, so nothing weird about that.) It was ugly, but it really did kinda resemble me. I still have nightmares.
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Tuesday:
Mell is unexpectedly smart to think to swipe documentation of pre-madness (and, more importantly, prepubescent) Helen. Could this be real reason she took the job?? (Apart from, of course, swiping the stolen intel that Dr. N is blackmailing the Daves with. She'd be crazy to not have
that in mind.)
So It Begins (
soitbegins ) says:
DUN DUN DUN.
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
(TUNE: "Magical Mystery Tour", The Beatles) Hurrah! Hurrah for the Video Vault! Hurrah! Escaping will come to a halt! Hurrah! (The stuff from Helen's childhood!) Hurrah for the Video Vault! Hurrah! (Oh, this is gonna be good!) Escaping will come to a halt! The Vi-o-lent Video Vault is packed with spectacular picks! Helen when she was just six! Hurrah! Hurrah for the Video Vault! Hurrah! Her very first violent assault! Hurrah! (She's on the evening news now!) Hurrah for the Video Vault! Hurrah! (Police are seeking clues now!) Her very first violent assault! The Vi-o-lent Video Vault is packed with these mem'ries, so thick! Cabbage Patch Kids make me sick! The Video Vault ... The Violent Video Vault! Hurrah! Can't help it, this isn't our fault! Hurrah! (Just hear her happy scream when ...) Hurrah for the Video Vault! Hurrah! (She got her Bio-Beam then!) Can't help it, this isn't our fault! The Vi-o-lent Video Vault is letting us into her past! Man, Christmas Day was a blast! The Vi-o-lent Video Vault will show that they ran away fast ... Hundreds destroyed in the blast, neighbors aghast!
David Palmer (
viadd ) says:
Many of the Cabbage Patch Kids who replaced people in the '80's have been living the masquerade so long that even they forget how they started.
Yettie, Julia, Gilbert, it's time to wake up.
Jed Blue (
froborr ) says:
I had one named Jules Clayton. Gave it to my sisters when I was eight or so and anything soft became a "girl's toy." Dunno if it still exists.
I can only imagine what Helen was on the news for at the age of six. I imagine it involved explosions, child protective services, or both.
Rachel S. (
masamage ) says:
I just looked at the website. Were they always three hundred dollars?!?!
Rachel S. (
masamage ) says:
Also, I so want to know what Helen did to get on the news.
JP Chabot (
speedball ) says:
They interviewed you and yours in an attempt to get "random interviews" from people? That's sketchy journalism.
Kay Gilbert (
kaygilbert ) says:
Oh, I forgot the most importatn part: back in the Cabbage Patch era, my name was Kim Gilbert. So the Gilbert Kim doll was really freaky.
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Wednesday:
There are some good touches in this strip: the ominous white screen, the bookcase skull, Mell's nose resting atop the brick wall that is Artie's shoulder.
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
(TUNE: "All Together Now", The Beatles) Good ... bad ... yes ... no ... Potty-training video! Ba-by Helen throws a fit, Let's watch it! A ... B ... C ... D ... Under "Dave Conspiracy", I ... feel ... this is one we should see, Quite strongly! Start the tape ... Watch and learn ... Mouths agape ... Plot will turn! Watch the video! That is how we know How the plot will go ... Watch the video! Bad ... good ... no ... yes ... Years of stuff on VHS! I'm ... freaked ... out just a bit, Let's watch it! What's the catch? We will see ... First we watch Helen pee! Watch the video! That is how we know How the plot will go ... Watch the video! Watch the video! (watch the video) That is how we know (watch the video) How the plot will go ... (watch the video) Watch the vi-dee-oooooo!
Jon Stout (
brasswatchman ) says:
I'm a bit surprised it takes Mell so long to recognize Artie, considering how naturally they fall into their usual rapport.
Joel Brackenbury (
mockferret ) says:
Jon: I suspect Mell has been rather...distracted by Human-Artie's... um... equipment being larger than his entire gerbil body.
Grant McCormick (
grantcmccormick ) says:
Young Melody's look of pure, innocent delight is priceless .
Diane Castle (
deecee ) says:
<insert dramatic sting>
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Thursday:
This strip is... pretty good. I might even say that it is exquisite. It features an excellent balance of glory (via Mell) and schadenfreude (via Artie).
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
(TUNE: "I Am The Monarch Of The Sea", Gilbert & Sullivan) I am the future President! And now this message has been sent To serve as a warning to the people in the past!(Now see how the gerbil-hypen-human looks aghast! Yes, see how the gerbil-hypen-human looks aghast!) This message, I must stress, Was sent on VHS, To warn and inform the Dave Conspiracy!(Now see how the intern-slash-assassin looks with glee! Yes, see how the intern-slash-assassin looks with glee!) Their feelings now, it seems, Have gone to both extremes! One says, "Oh, no ," one says, "All RIGHT! "(Emotions are running now from horror to delight! Emotions are running now from horror to delight! Emotions now are running from a horror that is stunning to delight!)
So It Begins (
soitbegins ) says:
Aaaaand there we go.
Jon W. (
kd7sov ) says:
So, did that particular Mell remember watching this? Or has the future already been changed to that extent?
Joe Glow (
joe_glow ) says:
I really think the best part of this strip is Artie's horror at the president's identity.
David Harmon (
mental_mouse ) says:
It's all best parts! This is the beginning for one of the keystone sequences of Narbonic. It's made of win....
Sam Ashley (
evilmidnightlurker ) says:
I wonder, now, what happened to Skin Horse and the Old War plotline in the Bad Future...
Rachel S. (
masamage ) says:
Well, Artie's middle name is kind of a number, isn't it?
So It Begins (
soitbegins ) says:
President Mell looks
weird .
...also: 'Prescott'?
Daibhid Ceannaideach (
daibhidc ) says:
You don't consider 5478 an embarassing middle name? True, it's not as bad as 2X4B, much less 2Q 4B.
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Friday:
In Dave's parents' defense, he does look like a Prescott.
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
(TUNE: "Catch A Wave", The Beach Boys) My name is Kelly, I'm the future Pre-si-dent ...(Discontent ... President ...) Message from the future has been sent!(Cool wow cool wow cool wow cool wow!) I'm including some gifts for you ... Just one thing that you gotta do ... Kill a Dave, and you're gonna be saving the world! Zappy weapons and booth to teleport!(Teleport ... just for sport!) You must find Dave Prescott Davenport!(Prescott, Prescott, Prescott, Prescott ...) You must work up a deadly plan, Punch his ticket while you still can! Kill a Dave, and you're gonna be saving the world!
John Weiss (
cheshirecat ) says:
Technically, there is only one Dr Narbon, right?
Pete (
westrider ) says:
At work, I regularly ship stuff to a store in Prescott, Arizona. Every time one of their Orders comes through, I think of this strip and the later one when Artie asks Dave about it.
Thank you for making my job more fun!
Also, I love the fact that, repeatedly, in the midst of world-shaking events, Artie's concerned with stuff like this.
Diane Castle (
deecee ) says:
Prescott? That's not embarrassing. Now if Dave's middle name were 'Lavelle' or 'Rosebud' or 'Muriel' or 'Tiberius'or 'Gaylord' or...
Joe Glow (
joe_glow ) says:
A strip doesn't necessarily have to be funny if it's interesting, and this strip was verrrrrrrrrry interesting.
Mike B. (
epenthesis ) says:
Shaenon, do you not remember why Prescott is Dave's middle name? :-)
Dave Van Domelen (
dvandom ) says:
Lucky girl. Most people never get the chance to fulfill their dreams...and those who do are always left wondering what to do next. How do you top it? Well, Future Mell doesn't have to worry about that.
So It Begins (
soitbegins ) says:
Artie looks... in shock.
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Saturday:
Artie is paralysed with horror.
Sam Ashley (
evilmidnightlurker ) says:
Once in a while, you get that reminder that NO THESE PEOPLE ARE BAD NEWS BATSHIT CRAZY. Even the ones who aren't mad scientists . :)
Ed Gedeon (
eddurd ) says:
(TUNE: "Across The Universe", The Beatles) I have sent this message from a dismal future, telling you That I'm the President, so some will shout for joy and some will curse ... When this message is complete, I then will load the tape into My time machine and turn it on, which will destroy the universe ... CHORUS: Shout "WOO-HOO! ", shout for joy! Now we get to save the world! We'll deny the Daves the world! Now we get to save the world! We'll deny the Daves the world! Dr. Narbon's telling me, to send a message back in time Requires the total energy contained in all the universe ... Nonetheless, I feel I should prevent this future; that's why I'm Prepared to push a single button and destroy the universe ... (repeat CHORUS)
Edwin Quantrall (
reynard ) says:
Some men (and at least one young woman) just want to watch the world burn...or destroy it themselves, whichever is more fun...
Chris (
khade ) says:
OK, I can't be the first to comment on this. Must mean something is going wrong. Man, Mell looks so happy.
Shaenon Garrity (
shaenongarrity ) says:
Mike-- Of course I do! What I can't remember is how I learned his middle name in the first place.
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The Job Interview: July 31 - August 5, 2000
Enter Helen Narbon, With Gerbils
The Job Interview: August 7-12, 2000
Evil Coffee
The Job Interview: August 14-19, 2000
The Disturbing Palindrome Song of the Mutant Gerbils
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: August 21-26, 2000
Helen vs. Dave Barker, Round One
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: August 28 - September 2, 2000
Mutant Gerbil Mutterings as Class Resistance
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 4-9, 2000
The Love Theme from "Narbonic"
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 11-16, 2000
Results of the Name Dave Contest
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 18-23, 2000
Narbonic Posters!
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: September 25-30, 2000
Mell Kelly Paper Doll
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: October 2-7, 2000
Helen Narbon Paper Doll
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: October 9-14, 2000
Dave Davenport Paper Doll
New Digs: October 16-21, 2000
A Sexy Bundle of Evil Lovin'
New Digs: October 23-28, 2000
The Art of Andrew Farago
Employee Brain Scans: October 30 - November 4, 2000
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter One.
Employee Brain Scans: November 6-11, 2000
Halloween Costumes!
Interview with the Mad Scientist: November 13-18, 2000
The Art of Tamara Fougner and Mee-Lise Robinson
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: November 20-25, 2000
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Two.
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: November 27 - December 2, 2000
Mr. T Vs. Narbonic
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: December 4-9, 2000
Color Narbonic Posters
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: December 11-16, 2000
The Dave Knight Returns
A Week of December 18 Story: December 18 - 23, 2000
Conclusion to "A Week of December 18 Story"
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: December 25-30, 2000
Dave in Slumberland
Smart Gerbils: January 1-6, 2001
Intro to Farago Week
Farago Week: January 8-13, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Three.
Smart Gerbils: January 15-20, 2001
APE-Aid
Smart Gerbils: January 22-27, 2001
The First Annual Narbonic Haiku-Off
Smart Gerbils: January 29 - February 3, 2001
Valentines!
Smart Gerbils: February 5-10, 2001
Non-Con
Smart Gerbils: February 12-17, 2001
Sketches from APE
Smart Gerbils: February 19-24, 2001
Sunday of Shame
Smart Gerbils: February 26 - March 3, 2001
MSSGRM
Dr. Narbon: March 5-10, 2001
Dave and the Magic Shirt
Dr. Narbon: March 12-17, 2001
Helen Vs. Dave Barker, Round Two
Dr. Narbon: March 19-24, 2001
The Narbon Coat of Arms
Aaron Neathery's Guest Week-and-a-Half
Neathery Week-and-a-Half, Continued
Neathery Week-and-a-Half, Concluded
Dr. Narbon: April 5-7, 2001
Art from the Cartoon Art Museum Kids' Cartooning Class
Dr. Narbon: April 9-14, 2001
The Narbonic Diceless Roleplaying Game
Dr. Narbon: April 16-21, 2001
Gerbildance
Dr. Narbon: April 23-28, 2001
Stickers!
Dr. Narbon: April 30 - May 5, 2001
Shoulder Angels
Dr. Narbon: May 7-12, 2001
A Mother's Day Poem
Dr. Narbon: May 14-19, 2001
Dave Runner
Dr. Narbon: May 21-26, 2001
In Memory of Dave
Dave's Dead, Dave: May 28 - June 2, 2001
The Characters Recruit a New Cartoonist
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 4-9, 2001
The Cartoonist's Brother Graduates
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 11-16, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Four.
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 18-23, 2001
The Characters Strike
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 25-30, 2001
Intro to Guest Week
Guest Week: July 2-7, 2001
Guest Week Sunday: Andrew Farago
Mell's Major: July 9-14, 2001
A December Pinup in July
Mell's Major: July 16-21, 2001
Shaenon's Comic-Con 2001 Report
Get a Life: July 23-28, 2001
An Evil Cake Recipe
Get a Life: July 30 - August 4, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Five.
Get a Life: August 6-11, 2001
More Art from Andrew Farago
Get A Life: August 13-18, 2001
Studies in Internet Humor: Narbonic
Get A Life: August 20-25, 2001
Narbonic Movie Posters
Burning Gerbil: August 27 - September 1, 2001
The First Narbonic Summer T-Shirt Contest
Zombie Woof: September 3-8, 2001
The T-Shirt Contest Continues
Zombie Woof: September 10-15, 2001
The T-Shirt Contest Still Continues
Zombie Woof: September 17-22, 2001
The T-Shirt Contest Continues Some More
Zombie Woof: September 24-29, 2001
The Cartoonist Gushes About They Might Be Giants
Zombie Woof: October 1-6, 2001
The Art of Kisai, Martin Olsson, Orin J., and Tamara Fougner
Zombie Woof: October 8-13, 2001
Movie Posters
Zombie Woof: October 15-20, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Six.
Zombie Woof: October 22-27, 2001
Mello, Davo, and Hello
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: October 29 - November 3, 2001
The Cartoonist Paints the Cartoon Art Museum
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 5-10, 2001
Halloween Costumes!
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 12-17, 2001
Random Artwork
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 19-24, 2001
Posters! Again!
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 26 - December 1, 2001
The Cartoon Art Museum Reopens
Gender Swap: December 3-8, 2001
G.I. and Narbonic Christmas
Gender Swap: December 10-15, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &co., Chapter Seven.
Gender Swap: December 17-22, 2001
Insanity Claus: A Christmas Storybook
Gender Swap: December 24-29, 2001
Dave in Slumberland
Gender Swap: December 31, 2001 - January 5, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Eight.
Gender Swap: January 7-12, 2002
Paper Artie
Gender Swap: January 14-19, 2002
The Art of Richard Powell and Jennifer Toal
Gender Swap: January 21-26, 2002
The Second Annual Narbonic Haiku-Off
Gender Swap: January 28 - February 2, 2002
Non-Haiku Runoff of the Haiku-Off
D-Con: February 4-9, 2002
APE Sketches, 2002
D-Con: February 11-16, 2002
The Cartoonist Explains Modern Tales
D-Con: February 18-23, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Nine.
D-Con: February 25 - March 2, 2002
The Cartoonist as Care Bear
D-Con: March 4-9, 2002
Spot the Non-Dave
D-Con: March 11-16, 2002
Results of the Spot the Non-Dave Contest
D-Con: March 18-23, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Ten.
D-Con: March 25-30, 2002
April Fools with Terrance Marks and Isabel Gonzalez
D-Con: April 1-6, 2002
The Hottie with the Gun: The Art of Dirk Tiede
D-Con: April 8-13, 2002
The Cartoonist Hits the Big Time
D-Con: April 15-20, 2002
Narbonic Sprite Theatre
D-Con: April 22-27, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 1
D-Con: April 29 - May 4, 2002
The Narbonic Caption Challenge
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 6-11, 2002
A Gerbil Named Artie
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 13-18, 2002
Results of the Narbonic Caption Contest
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 20-25, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 2
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 27 - June 1, 2002
The Caption Contest Sketches
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: June 3-8, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Eleven.
Mostly Modern Tales Guest Week
The Second Annual Narbonic Summer T-Shirt Contest
Triple Threat Guest Week
Farago Makes the Strip Popular
Grass Roots: June 24-29, 2002
The Cartoonist Gushes About Tom Hart
Grass Roots: July 1-6, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 3
Dave Vs. Dave: July 8-13, 2002
Renaming Dave Barker
Dave Vs. Dave: July 15-20, 2002
A Narbonic Coloring Book
Dave vs. Dave: July 22-27, 2002
The Naming of Daves
Dave Vs. Dave: July 29 - August 3, 2002
Narbonic Is Two Years Old!
Dave vs. Dave: August 5-10, 2002
The Art of Kerry, Ellen, Richard Powell, Chris Shadoian, and Dirk Tiede
Dave Vs. Dave: August 12-17, 2002
Dave Barker's New Title
Dave Vs. Dave: August 19-24, 2002
A Narbonic Coloring Book
David Cronenberg's The Geek: August 26-31, 2002
Mockup of the Narbonic Book Cover
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 2-7, 2002
The Cartoonist Attends a Wedding
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 9-14, 2002
Results of the Summer T-Shirt Contest
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 16-21, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 4
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 23-28, 2002
Spider-Goats!
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 30 - October 5, 2002
A Narbonic Coloring Book
Mell Expelled: October 7-12, 2002
The Greatest Jack-O-Lantern Stencil EVER
Mell Expelled: October 14-19, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twelve.
Class Reunion: October 21-26, 2002
Another T-Shirt Photo, Another Spider-Goat Song
Class Reunion: October 28 - November 2, 2002
Jack-O-Lanterns!
Class Reunion: November 4-9, 2002
The Cartoonist Loses a Bet
Class Reunion: November 11-16, 2002
Halloween Costumes!
Class Reunion: November 18-23, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 5
Class Reunion: November 25-30, 2002
A Narbonic Coloring Book
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 2-7, 2002
Near-Narbonic Experience
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 9-14, 2002
A Holiday Greeting Card
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 16-21, 2002
Awful Milkshakes: The Art of Allan Ecker, Mari Rose, Derek Kirk, and Jason Furness
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 23-28, 2002
Dave in Slumberland
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 30 - January 4, 2003
From the Narbonic Role-Playing Game: Mad Scientific Journals
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 6-11, 2003
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 6
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 13-18, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Thirteen.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 20-25, 2003
Madblood Battle Anthems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 27 - February 1, 2003
2003 APE Sketches
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 3-8, 2003
More Madblood Battle Anthems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 10-15, 2003
Valentine's Day 2003
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 17-22, 2003
Still More Madblood Battle Anthems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 24 - March 1, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Fourteen.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 3-8, 2003
Still Further Runners-Up in the Madblood Battle Anthem Context
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 10-15, 2003
The Complete Madblood Battle Anthem
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 17-22, 2003
The War Seems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 24-29, 2003
Li'l Mell
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 31 - April 5, 2003
Mad Libs
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 7-12, 2003
Narbonic RPG Stuff
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 14-19, 2003
A Joke.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 21-26, 2003
Character Design Stuff
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 28 - May 3, 2003
The Cartoonist Has a Birthday
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 5-10, 2003
Mother's Day 2003
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 12-17, 2003
Free Comic Book
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 19-24, 2003
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 7
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 26-31, 2003
Trunktown
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 2-7, 2003
Jobless
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 9-14, 2003
A Little Contest
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 16-21, 2003
C-Space
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 23-28, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Fifteen.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 30 - July 5, 2003
Results of the Boggle Contest
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: July 7-12, 2003
The Cartoonists' Parents
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: July 14-19, 2003
Broad Appeal Sneak Peek
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: July 21-26, 2003
Comic-Con Sketches, Part One
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: July 28 - August 2, 2003
Narbonic Third Anniversary Contest
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 4-9, 2003
Narbonicon Pictures
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 11-16, 2003
Comic-Con Sketches, Part II
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 18-23, 2003
A Love Story
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 25-30, 2003
From off the Streets of Cleveland
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 1-6, 2003
Results of the Third Anniversary Gratuitously Obscure Reference Contest
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 8-13, 2003
Gerbils of the Caribbean: The Art of James Rice, Orin J, Dirk Tiede, and Bill Mudron
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 15-20, 2003
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 8
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 22-27, 2003
How To Write Comics the Shaenon Way (By Shaenon)
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 29 - October 4, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Sixteen
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 6-11, 2003
The Art of Megan Swain and Christopher
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 13-18, 2003
MileHiCon
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 20-25, 2003
The World's Fastest Gerbil
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 27 - November 1, 2003
Narbonic Cosplay
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 3-8, 2003
MileHiCon Notes
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 10-15, 2003
Halloween Costume!
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 17-22, 2003
Sir Pounce!
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 24-29, 2003
A Narbonic Dream
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 1-6, 2003
Time Travel Outtakes
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 8-13, 2003
Thoughts While Drawing
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 15-21, 2003
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 22-28, 2003
Demons: December 29, 2003 - January 3, 2004
Dave in Slumberland
Demons: January 5-10, 2004
Continuity Repairs with Rob and Andy
Demons: January 12-17, 2004
The Art of James Rice, Keith Quinn, and Tailsteak
Demons: January 19-24, 2004
Wedding Album Art
Demons: January 26-31, 2004
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part IX
Romantic Interlude by Andrew Farago
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Seventeen.
Demons: February 9-14, 2004
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Seventeen (Pt. 2)
Demons: February 16-24, 2004
Wedding Guestbook
Demons: February 23-28, 2004
Leap Day
Demons: March 1-6, 2004
Dangling Plot Thread Roundup
Demons: March 8-13, 2004
Rejected Narbonic Plots
Demons: March 15-20, 2004
More Rejected Narbonic Plots
Demons: March 22-27, 2004
Still More Rejected Narbonic Plots
Demons: March 29 - April 3, 2004
Summer Gerbil Contest
Demons: April 5-10, 2004
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Eighteen.
Demons: April 12-17, 2004
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part X
Demons: April 19-24, 2004
Twenty-Four Hour Comics Day: The Day After
Demons: April 26 - May 1, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part One
Demons: May 3-8, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part 2
Demons: May 10-15, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part Three
Demons: May 17-22, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part Four
Demons: May 24-29, 2004
The Animated "Bite Me" French Lesson
Demons: May 31 - June 5, 2004
Gerbil in Iraq
Demons: June 7-12, 2004
Edie, Part One
Demons: June 14-19, 2004
Edie, Part Two
Demons: June 21-26, 2004
Guest Week Begins
Andre Richard Guest Week
Narbonic Babies Sketches
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 5-10, 2004
Narbonic Babies: The Conclusion
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 12-17, 2004
Marita Campos Guest Strip
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 19-24, 2004
Gerbil Attack!
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 26-31, 2004
Four Years Old!
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: August 2-7, 2004
Sketches from Comic-Con
August 9-14, 2004
Dirk's Narbonicon Pic
Mad Science Is Decedent and Depraved: August 16-21, 2004
Edie, Part Three
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: August 23-28, 2004
Edie, Part Four
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: August 30 - September 4, 2004
A Guide to Winnipeg
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: September 6-11, 2004
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: Ren Faire! Yes!
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: September 13-18, 2004
Results of the Summer Gerbil Contest, Part II
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: September 20-25, 2004
Edie, Part Five
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: September 27 - October 2, 2004
Mom Visits
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 4-9, 2004
Rogue Journalist: The Art of Fabio Fernandes, Dirk Tiede, and a Special Museum Piece by Scott McCloud
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 11-16, 2004
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Nineteen.
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 18-23, 2004
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XI
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 25-30, 2004
Ah, Election Week
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 1-6, 2004
Anymore
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 8-13, 2004
Where Have They Gone, All the Scary Costumes of Our Grandparents?
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 15-20, 2004
Gerbil in Costume!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 22-27, 2004
Dirk as Dave
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 29 - December 4, 2004
The Cartoonist Gives Credit Where Credit Is Due
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 6-11, 2004
Narbonic Vol. 2: Now With 60% More Chris Shadoian!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 13-18, 2004
A Sestina by Eric Burns
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 20-25, 2004
Capricon Art
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 27 - January 1, 2004
Dave in Slumberland
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 3-8, 2005
Narbonic Vol. 2
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 10-15, 2005
Mailbag!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 17-22, 2005
Guys With Malfunctioning Cyborg Implants
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 24-29, 2005
Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 31 - February 5, 2005
More Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 7-12, 2005
Still More Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 14-19, 2005
Even More Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 21-26, 2005
A Few Last-Minute Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 28 - March 5, 2005
Gerbil in Belize!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: March 7-12, 2005
Rejected Narbonic Plots Redux
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: March 14-19, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XII
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: March 21-26, 2005
You Might Be a Henchman If...
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: March 28 - April 2, 2005
Amy vs. Mell
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 4-9, 2005
Continuity Repairs With Rob and Andy
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 11-16, 2005
Return of the Summer Gerbil Contest
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 18-23, 2005
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty.
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 25-30, 2005
Famous Mobsters of Finland
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 2-7, 2005
Sketches from APE
You are here -- [Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 9-14, 2005]
The Cartoonist Speaks from Napa
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 16-21, 2005
Guest Art with Artie and Mongor
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 23-28, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XIII
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 30 - June 4, 2005
Adventures Into Digital Comics
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: June 6-11, 2005
More Art From Irony Chan
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: June 13-18, 2005
Victorian Pics
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: June 20-25, 2005
Narbonicon Photos
Hiccup: June 27 - July 2, 2005
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-One.
Hiccup: July 4-9, 2005
Helen Paper Doll, Revised
Hiccup: July 11-16, 2005
Mell Paper Doll, Revised
Hiccup: July 18-23, 2005
Dave Paper Doll, Revised
Hiccup: July 25-30, 2005
Five Years Old!
Hiccup: August 1-6, 2005
Hic! The Art of Talia Karn, Shweta Narayan, Jason Thompson, and Dirk Tiede
Hiccup: August 8-13, 2005
Post-Narbonicon Blues
H Is H: August 15-20, 2005
Paper Doll Bonus Outfits
H Is H: August 22-27, 2005
Artie Paper Doll
H Is H: August 29 - September 3, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XIV
H Is H: September 5-10, 2005
Results of the Summer Gerbil Photo Contest
H Is H: September 12-17, 2005
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: Wisconsin!
H Is H: September 19-24, 2005
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: Even More Wisconsin!
H Is H: September 26 - October 1, 2005
The Gerbil Photo Contest Marches On
H Is H: October 3-8, 2005
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: The Winnah!
H Is H: October 10-15, 2005
Deadmouse Guest Strip
Angels: October 17-22, 2005
Yes, It's More Paper Doll Clothes
Angels: October 24-29, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XV
Angels: October 31 - November 5, 2005
Small Plush Gerbil Sets Speed Record
Angels: November 7-12, 2005
Smithson
Angels: November 14-19, 2005
I Visit the National Atomic Museum
Angels: November 21-26, 2005
More Paper Dolls: Artie!
Angels: November 28 - December 3, 2005
Moleman's Christmas
Angels: December 5-10, 2005
City of Villains, Part 1
Angels: December 12-17, 2005
City of Villains, Part 2
Angels: December 19-24, 2005
Last Call
Angels: December 26-31, 2005
Dave in Slumberland
The End: January 2-7, 2006
Just Think
The End: January 9-14, 2006
Summer Day Preview
The End: January 16-21, 2006
The Art of William G, Jacob Lindsoe, Vito Excalibur, and Arthur L. Shore
The End: January 23-28, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Two.
The End: January 30 - February 4, 2006
Millie as Helen
The End: February 6-11, 2006
Haiku!
The End: February 13-18, 2006
More Haiku
D, D': February 20-26, 2006
A Few More Poems
D, D': February 27 - March 4, 2006
Volume 3 Cover Preview
D, D': March 6-11, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XVI
D, D': March 13-18, 2006
Diving Gerbil
D, D': March 20-25, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Three.
D, D': March 27 - April 1, 2006
APE Minicomic Preview
D, D'
APE Sketches, 2006
D, D': April 10-15, 2006
The Summer Gerbil Photo Contest
D, D': April 17-22, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co, Chapter Twenty-Four.
D, D': April 24-29, 2006
Foglio Sketches
D, D': May 1-6, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XVII
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 8-13, 2006
Art Day, Etc. (Featuring Timothy Taylor, Magnolia, Porter, Davide, and Cindy McShane)
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 15-20, 2006
Demon Slayer Seth
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 22-27, 2006
Demon Slayer Seth: Karaoke
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 29 - June 3, 2006
Ditch Day
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 5-10, 2006
Ditch Day Crossword
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 12-17, 2006
Narbonicon IV
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 19-24, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Five.
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 26 - July 1, 2006
WCN
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: July 3-8, 2006
Rocket Gerbil
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: July 10-15, 2006
More Rejected Narbonic Strips
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: July 17-22, 2006
Ditch Day Crossword Solution (With Bonus Stuff)
Madness: July 24-29, 2006
The Great Comic Mad Scientists
Madness: July 31 - August 5, 2006
The Art of Andre Richard, Mikko Rasa, and Kurt Tiede
Madness: August 7-12, 2006
Narbonicon IV Photos
Madness: August 14-19, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XVIII
Madness: August 21-26, 2006
Two Brains: The Art of Abby, Brian Moore, and Lord_dave
Madness: August 28 - September 2, 2006
The Continuing High-Adreneline Adventures of Speedy
Madness: September 4-9, 2006
Volume 4 Preview: Irony Chan
Madness: September 11-16, 2006
Summer Gerbil Photo Context Runners-Up
Madness: September 18-23, 2006
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest Winner
Madness: September 25-30, 2006
Webcomics Symposium
Madness: October 2-7, 2006
The Art of Tiff Hudson, Rebecca Faria, Alexis Christoforides, Gavin Core, Paul Gadzikowski, and Juliette Calvaring
Madness: October 9-14, 2006
Paper Dolls: The Final Battle
October 16-21, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part Nineteen
Madness: October 23-28, 2006
World Gerbil Updates
Madness: October 30 - November 4, 2006
Halloween Costumes!
Madness: November 6-11, 2006
Art! Jewelry! Music! Many Things!
Madness: November 13-18, 2006
Gerbil Photos: Jason Hartwig and Nate
Madness: November 20-25, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Six.
Genius: November 27 - December 6, 2006
On the Road: Gerbil Edition
Genius: December 4-9, 2006
Reader Art: The Final Battle
December 11-16, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture: The End
Genius: December 18-23, 2006
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