By Shaenon K. Garrity
Daily
And a new storyline officially begins! The title "Everlasting Ices of the North" in the title comes from the final chapter of Frankenstein:
What his feelings were whom I pursued I cannot know. Sometimes, indeed, he left marks in writing on the barks of the trees, or cut in stone, that guided me and instigated my fury. "My reign is not yet over" (these words were legible in one of these inscriptions); "you live, and my power is complete. Follow me; I seek the everlasting ices of the north, where you will feel the misery of cold and frost to which I am impassive. You will find near this place, if you follow not too tardily, a dead hare; eat and be refreshed. Come on, enemy; we have yet to wrestle for our lives; but many hard and miserable hours must you endure until that period shall arrive."
Scoffing devil! Again do I vow vengeance; again do I devote thee, miserable fiend, to torture and death. Never will I give up my search until he or I perish; and then with what ecstasy shall I join my Elizabeth and my departed friends, who even now prepare for me the reward of my tedious toil and horrible pilgrimage!
Yeah!
Dave is wearing an Achewood Great Outdoor Fight T-shirt. I know it looks like his mug is cussing you out, but it's actually trying to advertise Jeff Wells's Tales of the Starbuck Avenger!!!
Just so we're all on the same page, this is a callback to the first Sunday strip (and one of the very few Sunday strips that's in continuity). I forget when I wrote this strip, but it was fairly early. I always liked the idea of Dave and Madblood teaming up.
I came up with "my refrigerator's running and I need help catching it" at the last minute, and it's still one of my favorite things I ever did. Jeff eventually wrote the refrigerator into Skin Horse as a character , which, now that I think about it, is kind of insane.
I wrote this one really early and tweaked the dialogue over the years to match changes in the plot. Remember, Dave still thinks Lovelace was Madblood pretending to be a girl, as opposed to Madblood's computer pretending to be a girl. Which is obviously very different.
SPOILERS: And he does!
This was the last strip I wrote for this week, and I basically wrote it just to fill out the week and add some exposition. That said, Madblood's self-aggrandizing dialogue is never unwelcome. He's such an easy character to write it almost feels like cheating, but what the heck, he's fun.
MORE SPOILERS: On the wall in the first panel is a diagram of the Arctic lair where most of this story arc will take place. Madblood's been working on it for a while. I don't know what the little device under the diagram is, but it's kind of adorable.
Yeah, I draw people drinking out of mugs all wrong. I know.
Apparently Dave joined the henchmen's union represented by Titus Misanthropie back in "Lovelace Affair," because now he's got a card and everything. It's all very professional.
Strangely, this is not the last time Madblood's coffeemaker will figure in the plot.
I'm glad I decided to put a dramatic spotlight between Dave and Madblood in the last panel. It looks very final. Also, Dave is kind of giant compared to Madblood.
Kay Gilbert (
kaygilbert ) says:
tune: "Paperback Writer," The Beatles Dear Sir or Madam, I just saw your ad It was in the section for the very bad I've worked for six years in an evil lab Now I'm unemployed, but I wanna find a Job that is evil Job that is evil! Was the IT guy for a mad scientist We were hot and heavy, 'til a clue I missed I will never find another Helen, true But I'll work for you, 'cause I need to find a Job that is evil Job that is evil! Evil job want ads! Want ads! Want ads! [Insert evil guitar break] I can build a death ray or a time machine I can even keep the workers' lunchroom clean With microwaves that open Heav'n and Hell Give a call to Mell, she will say I'd fit a Job that is evil Job that is evil! Classified evil! (Classified evil!) Classified evil! (Classified evil!)
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Monday:
This is the third-last named storyline. Much like Artie, and in a different sense Madblood, we're on top of the world. Everything from now to the end is a long, giddying toboggan ride. Steady our hearts.
Fourth-wall-breaking dialogue sentence speech word text lines: 72.
Rachel S. (
masamage ) says:
I had no idea where this chapter title came from. Now I am filled with glee and love and delight.
Pete (
westrider ) says:
I've always thought that "Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North" would make an excellent song title. Tried my hand at writing it myself once or twice, but I don't seem to have it yet.
Rex Vivat (
sirgarberto ) says:
Who's that with Artie in the first panel? Looks like... Mell, actually. But that can't be, right?
James Mirkle (
jmzlost ) says:
I thought Dave's mug was a reference to the old AD&D cartoon. Wasn't the big bad named "Venger"? -JMZ
John Ames (
commodorejohn ) says:
Oh. I thought the mug was some kind of boast about his sexual prowess, held over from his relationship with Helen. But that'd be silly. It's not like he was prone to be obnoxious about the fact that he had a girlfriend then, or anything.
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Tuesday:
Madblood cannot be entirely oblivious as to how utterly humilating this is. Finally, after all these years, his life is literally a joke.
I'm impressed that you managed to take Helen's desperate introduction line and make it work for a proud mad machinist.
Tetra Valent (
4_valent ) says:
This strip is absolutely brilliant. The joke in panel 4 ends up being a perfectly straight line.
Dave, things have changed a lot - you're not backing away slowly.
Pete (
westrider ) says:
Madblood's last line is one of my favorites in all of Narbonic, too. That's a pretty large collection, tho, you wrote a lot of good ones :)
Kay Gilbert (
kaygilbert ) says:
tune: "Money for Nothing," Dire Straits, Brothers in Arms , 1985 This is working This is how you do it You go to Madblood and you fill his needs This is working This is how you do it Get your money for IT And no kisses, please Yeah, this is working No more poisoned coffee No swapping genders and no more cosplay No more "Bye, Dave" "I am setting you free" No more sweet lovin', but what the hey I gotta hack those microwave ovens Open a port to infini-fini-ty I gotta catch them refrigerators I gotta do some evil IT
(
confusador ) says:
"Jeff eventually [anything at all here], which, now that I think about it, is kind of insane."
I mean, it's hardly the craziest thing he's made you draw, and we love him for it! I hadn't realized that's the same refrigerator, though. It just seems like it would be one of the more commonly tinkered with appliances; I'll bet there's more out there.
John Campbell (
jcampbel ) says:
Given subsequent developments between Dave and Helen, it kind of disturbs me that Madblood greets Dave the same way Helen did.
Kay Gilbert (
kaygilbert ) says:
tune: "I've Just Seen a Face," The Beatles I once had your face I can't forget the time or place It was your moon-base, and I sang along— Your Battle Anthem—with a throng of you Yoo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oou Before that you took my head, Removed it from the nutrient bed Your robot suit was pretty cool But all that alcohol just made me drool Droo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ool Crazy! Yes, you are crazy And somewhat hazy It's "Davenport" Crazy! But I'm not lazy So hire me, please, you're My last resort
Zarathustra's Id (
zarathustrasid ) says:
ok, so this is evidence of writing genius. But there are counterexamples..
Andrew Cole (
andy4hire ) says:
Well done, Kay, well done. There aren't many filks that lodge in my brain for longer than it takes me to read them, but you've written one today.
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Thursday:
Dave is careful to keep his business professional. After all, he isn't letting her continue to control his life. And he definitely isn't the sort who is driven to enact insane and terrible retribution, is he?
Pete (
westrider ) says:
The dialogue in this whole sequence is just great. I always love Dave and Madblood interacting together!
Kay Gilbert (
kaygilbert ) says:
tune: "Cool," Gwen Stefani I think that we would be a natural fit We're both engineers, of a type I have a gift for evil henching That's the best fit for my life And as a tiny part of it I might enjoy a smidge of sweet revenge So if I could suddenly loom up before her, cracking wise, On a gigantic viewscreen . . . That would be cool, that would be cool
William Tracy (
afishionado ) says:
"Henching work." Love it.
Rex Vivat (
sirgarberto ) says:
I do like Madblood as a character. Too bad he did nothing else that required an anthem like on Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit, it felt like he made everything obsessively to the last detail, and that mixed with his personality very well.
Ok, now I need to hear the sung version of the anthem again. Where was that mp3?
Kay Gilbert (
kaygilbert ) says:
tune: "Look for the Union Label," Paula Green and Malcolm Dodds, International Ladies' Garment Workers' Union theme, 1975 (I'm a proud former Teamster.) National Henchman's Union Your go-to source for the evil and smart Give us paid death leave Shop stewards will grieve If we don't receive Replacement limbs And other parts We work hard To make you look good Because without us you clearly would not So show respect for the Henchman's Union Because we know how to sabotage your evil plots
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Friday:
Dave's just trying that thing where you hold the mug onto your face with just suction. Yes, while having a conversation.
Now that I think about it, paid death leave is a pretty swell deal. What if death sticks? Is it paid as a lump sum on return to life, or doled out just often enough to keep the hench's apartment refrigerator on?
David Johnson (
authorx ) says:
Maybe there's a tiny straw in that mug?
Tetra Valent (
4_valent ) says:
@Leon: That suction thing is a neat trick for someone with a full beard.
Dave is talking into his mug to create a dramatic echo effect to his voice. Also to hide his smirk. "Sure, I can handle it. I can blow it up just like I did your moon base. And yes, I'm familiar with your work. I've BEEN your work."
Rogue kitchen appliances are indeed a common theme here and in Skin Horse. Shaenon, how often are you attacked by yours?
Kay Gilbert (
kaygilbert ) says:
tune: "Shuffle off to Buffalo," Al Dubin and Harry Warren, 42nd Street , 1933 I'll go home and pack my panties
You go home and get your scanties
And we're outta there (Oooooh ooh ooh)
Of we're gonna go now
Building you and Arctic lair
With an AI, name of Lovelace
We will build an evil pow'rbase
In the cold North air (Oooooh ooh ooh)
Of we're gonna go now
Building you and Arctic lair
Someday I will surprise my ex, when
My face pops up out of the blue
Say so cool, "Oh, hi there, Helen,
We rule the world. What's new by you?"
Though I've never smoked an instant
I've the right to light an Winston
Flannel shirts I'll wear (Oooooh ooh ooh)
Of we're gonna go now
Building you and Arctic lair
Leon Arnott (
l ) says:
Saturday:
Dave telling Madblood "No, never" is a very subtle and poetic shedding of his final vestige of Narbonics Labs. I'm quite impressed.
John Campbell (
jcampbel ) says:
Madblood trying to look down his nose at a guy several inches taller than him kind of cracks me up.
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The Disturbing Palindrome Song of the Mutant Gerbils
ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST: August 21-26, 2000
Helen vs. Dave Barker, Round One
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The Love Theme from "Narbonic"
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Results of the Name Dave Contest
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Narbonic Posters!
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Mell Kelly Paper Doll
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Helen Narbon Paper Doll
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Dave Davenport Paper Doll
New Digs: October 16-21, 2000
A Sexy Bundle of Evil Lovin'
New Digs: October 23-28, 2000
The Art of Andrew Farago
Employee Brain Scans: October 30 - November 4, 2000
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter One.
Employee Brain Scans: November 6-11, 2000
Halloween Costumes!
Interview with the Mad Scientist: November 13-18, 2000
The Art of Tamara Fougner and Mee-Lise Robinson
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: November 20-25, 2000
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Two.
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: November 27 - December 2, 2000
Mr. T Vs. Narbonic
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: December 4-9, 2000
Color Narbonic Posters
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: December 11-16, 2000
The Dave Knight Returns
A Week of December 18 Story: December 18 - 23, 2000
Conclusion to "A Week of December 18 Story"
Professor Madblood and the Crystal of Marinia: December 25-30, 2000
Dave in Slumberland
Smart Gerbils: January 1-6, 2001
Intro to Farago Week
Farago Week: January 8-13, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Three.
Smart Gerbils: January 15-20, 2001
APE-Aid
Smart Gerbils: January 22-27, 2001
The First Annual Narbonic Haiku-Off
Smart Gerbils: January 29 - February 3, 2001
Valentines!
Smart Gerbils: February 5-10, 2001
Non-Con
Smart Gerbils: February 12-17, 2001
Sketches from APE
Smart Gerbils: February 19-24, 2001
Sunday of Shame
Smart Gerbils: February 26 - March 3, 2001
MSSGRM
Dr. Narbon: March 5-10, 2001
Dave and the Magic Shirt
Dr. Narbon: March 12-17, 2001
Helen Vs. Dave Barker, Round Two
Dr. Narbon: March 19-24, 2001
The Narbon Coat of Arms
Aaron Neathery's Guest Week-and-a-Half
Neathery Week-and-a-Half, Continued
Neathery Week-and-a-Half, Concluded
Dr. Narbon: April 5-7, 2001
Art from the Cartoon Art Museum Kids' Cartooning Class
Dr. Narbon: April 9-14, 2001
The Narbonic Diceless Roleplaying Game
Dr. Narbon: April 16-21, 2001
Gerbildance
Dr. Narbon: April 23-28, 2001
Stickers!
Dr. Narbon: April 30 - May 5, 2001
Shoulder Angels
Dr. Narbon: May 7-12, 2001
A Mother's Day Poem
Dr. Narbon: May 14-19, 2001
Dave Runner
Dr. Narbon: May 21-26, 2001
In Memory of Dave
Dave's Dead, Dave: May 28 - June 2, 2001
The Characters Recruit a New Cartoonist
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 4-9, 2001
The Cartoonist's Brother Graduates
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 11-16, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Four.
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 18-23, 2001
The Characters Strike
Dave's Dead, Dave: June 25-30, 2001
Intro to Guest Week
Guest Week: July 2-7, 2001
Guest Week Sunday: Andrew Farago
Mell's Major: July 9-14, 2001
A December Pinup in July
Mell's Major: July 16-21, 2001
Shaenon's Comic-Con 2001 Report
Get a Life: July 23-28, 2001
An Evil Cake Recipe
Get a Life: July 30 - August 4, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Five.
Get a Life: August 6-11, 2001
More Art from Andrew Farago
Get A Life: August 13-18, 2001
Studies in Internet Humor: Narbonic
Get A Life: August 20-25, 2001
Narbonic Movie Posters
Burning Gerbil: August 27 - September 1, 2001
The First Narbonic Summer T-Shirt Contest
Zombie Woof: September 3-8, 2001
The T-Shirt Contest Continues
Zombie Woof: September 10-15, 2001
The T-Shirt Contest Still Continues
Zombie Woof: September 17-22, 2001
The T-Shirt Contest Continues Some More
Zombie Woof: September 24-29, 2001
The Cartoonist Gushes About They Might Be Giants
Zombie Woof: October 1-6, 2001
The Art of Kisai, Martin Olsson, Orin J., and Tamara Fougner
Zombie Woof: October 8-13, 2001
Movie Posters
Zombie Woof: October 15-20, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Six.
Zombie Woof: October 22-27, 2001
Mello, Davo, and Hello
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: October 29 - November 3, 2001
The Cartoonist Paints the Cartoon Art Museum
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 5-10, 2001
Halloween Costumes!
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 12-17, 2001
Random Artwork
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 19-24, 2001
Posters! Again!
Professor Madblood and the Wetware Interface: November 26 - December 1, 2001
The Cartoon Art Museum Reopens
Gender Swap: December 3-8, 2001
G.I. and Narbonic Christmas
Gender Swap: December 10-15, 2001
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &co., Chapter Seven.
Gender Swap: December 17-22, 2001
Insanity Claus: A Christmas Storybook
Gender Swap: December 24-29, 2001
Dave in Slumberland
Gender Swap: December 31, 2001 - January 5, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co, Chapter Eight.
Gender Swap: January 7-12, 2002
Paper Artie
Gender Swap: January 14-19, 2002
The Art of Richard Powell and Jennifer Toal
Gender Swap: January 21-26, 2002
The Second Annual Narbonic Haiku-Off
Gender Swap: January 28 - February 2, 2002
Non-Haiku Runoff of the Haiku-Off
D-Con: February 4-9, 2002
APE Sketches, 2002
D-Con: February 11-16, 2002
The Cartoonist Explains Modern Tales
D-Con: February 18-23, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Nine.
D-Con: February 25 - March 2, 2002
The Cartoonist as Care Bear
D-Con: March 4-9, 2002
Spot the Non-Dave
D-Con: March 11-16, 2002
Results of the Spot the Non-Dave Contest
D-Con: March 18-23, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Ten.
D-Con: March 25-30, 2002
April Fools with Terrance Marks and Isabel Gonzalez
D-Con: April 1-6, 2002
The Hottie with the Gun: The Art of Dirk Tiede
D-Con: April 8-13, 2002
The Cartoonist Hits the Big Time
D-Con: April 15-20, 2002
Narbonic Sprite Theatre
D-Con: April 22-27, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 1
D-Con: April 29 - May 4, 2002
The Narbonic Caption Challenge
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 6-11, 2002
A Gerbil Named Artie
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 13-18, 2002
Results of the Narbonic Caption Contest
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 20-25, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 2
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: May 27 - June 1, 2002
The Caption Contest Sketches
Island of the Ur-Gerbils: June 3-8, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Eleven.
Mostly Modern Tales Guest Week
The Second Annual Narbonic Summer T-Shirt Contest
Triple Threat Guest Week
Farago Makes the Strip Popular
Grass Roots: June 24-29, 2002
The Cartoonist Gushes About Tom Hart
Grass Roots: July 1-6, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 3
Dave Vs. Dave: July 8-13, 2002
Renaming Dave Barker
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A Narbonic Coloring Book
Dave vs. Dave: July 22-27, 2002
The Naming of Daves
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Narbonic Is Two Years Old!
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The Art of Kerry, Ellen, Richard Powell, Chris Shadoian, and Dirk Tiede
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Dave Barker's New Title
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A Narbonic Coloring Book
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The Cartoonist Attends a Wedding
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 9-14, 2002
Results of the Summer T-Shirt Contest
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 16-21, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 4
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 23-28, 2002
Spider-Goats!
David Cronenberg's The Geek: September 30 - October 5, 2002
A Narbonic Coloring Book
Mell Expelled: October 7-12, 2002
The Greatest Jack-O-Lantern Stencil EVER
Mell Expelled: October 14-19, 2002
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twelve.
Class Reunion: October 21-26, 2002
Another T-Shirt Photo, Another Spider-Goat Song
Class Reunion: October 28 - November 2, 2002
Jack-O-Lanterns!
Class Reunion: November 4-9, 2002
The Cartoonist Loses a Bet
Class Reunion: November 11-16, 2002
Halloween Costumes!
Class Reunion: November 18-23, 2002
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 5
Class Reunion: November 25-30, 2002
A Narbonic Coloring Book
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 2-7, 2002
Near-Narbonic Experience
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 9-14, 2002
A Holiday Greeting Card
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 16-21, 2002
Awful Milkshakes: The Art of Allan Ecker, Mari Rose, Derek Kirk, and Jason Furness
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 23-28, 2002
Dave in Slumberland
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: December 30 - January 4, 2003
From the Narbonic Role-Playing Game: Mad Scientific Journals
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 6-11, 2003
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 6
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 13-18, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Thirteen.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 20-25, 2003
Madblood Battle Anthems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: January 27 - February 1, 2003
2003 APE Sketches
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 3-8, 2003
More Madblood Battle Anthems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 10-15, 2003
Valentine's Day 2003
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 17-22, 2003
Still More Madblood Battle Anthems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: February 24 - March 1, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Fourteen.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 3-8, 2003
Still Further Runners-Up in the Madblood Battle Anthem Context
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 10-15, 2003
The Complete Madblood Battle Anthem
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 17-22, 2003
The War Seems
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 24-29, 2003
Li'l Mell
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: March 31 - April 5, 2003
Mad Libs
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 7-12, 2003
Narbonic RPG Stuff
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 14-19, 2003
A Joke.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 21-26, 2003
Character Design Stuff
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: April 28 - May 3, 2003
The Cartoonist Has a Birthday
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 5-10, 2003
Mother's Day 2003
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 12-17, 2003
Free Comic Book
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 19-24, 2003
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 7
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: May 26-31, 2003
Trunktown
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 2-7, 2003
Jobless
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 9-14, 2003
A Little Contest
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 16-21, 2003
C-Space
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 23-28, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Fifteen.
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: June 30 - July 5, 2003
Results of the Boggle Contest
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: July 7-12, 2003
The Cartoonists' Parents
Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit: July 14-19, 2003
Broad Appeal Sneak Peek
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: July 21-26, 2003
Comic-Con Sketches, Part One
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: July 28 - August 2, 2003
Narbonic Third Anniversary Contest
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 4-9, 2003
Narbonicon Pictures
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 11-16, 2003
Comic-Con Sketches, Part II
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 18-23, 2003
A Love Story
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 25-30, 2003
From off the Streets of Cleveland
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 1-6, 2003
Results of the Third Anniversary Gratuitously Obscure Reference Contest
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 8-13, 2003
Gerbils of the Caribbean: The Art of James Rice, Orin J, Dirk Tiede, and Bill Mudron
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 15-20, 2003
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part 8
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 22-27, 2003
How To Write Comics the Shaenon Way (By Shaenon)
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: September 29 - October 4, 2003
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Sixteen
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 6-11, 2003
The Art of Megan Swain and Christopher
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 13-18, 2003
MileHiCon
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 20-25, 2003
The World's Fastest Gerbil
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: October 27 - November 1, 2003
Narbonic Cosplay
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 3-8, 2003
MileHiCon Notes
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 10-15, 2003
Halloween Costume!
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 17-22, 2003
Sir Pounce!
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 24-29, 2003
A Narbonic Dream
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 1-6, 2003
Time Travel Outtakes
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 8-13, 2003
Thoughts While Drawing
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 15-21, 2003
Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: December 22-28, 2003
Demons: December 29, 2003 - January 3, 2004
Dave in Slumberland
Demons: January 5-10, 2004
Continuity Repairs with Rob and Andy
Demons: January 12-17, 2004
The Art of James Rice, Keith Quinn, and Tailsteak
Demons: January 19-24, 2004
Wedding Album Art
Demons: January 26-31, 2004
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part IX
Romantic Interlude by Andrew Farago
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Seventeen.
Demons: February 9-14, 2004
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Seventeen (Pt. 2)
Demons: February 16-24, 2004
Wedding Guestbook
Demons: February 23-28, 2004
Leap Day
Demons: March 1-6, 2004
Dangling Plot Thread Roundup
Demons: March 8-13, 2004
Rejected Narbonic Plots
Demons: March 15-20, 2004
More Rejected Narbonic Plots
Demons: March 22-27, 2004
Still More Rejected Narbonic Plots
Demons: March 29 - April 3, 2004
Summer Gerbil Contest
Demons: April 5-10, 2004
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Eighteen.
Demons: April 12-17, 2004
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part X
Demons: April 19-24, 2004
Twenty-Four Hour Comics Day: The Day After
Demons: April 26 - May 1, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part One
Demons: May 3-8, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part 2
Demons: May 10-15, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part Three
Demons: May 17-22, 2004
Andrew's 24 Hour Comic, Part Four
Demons: May 24-29, 2004
The Animated "Bite Me" French Lesson
Demons: May 31 - June 5, 2004
Gerbil in Iraq
Demons: June 7-12, 2004
Edie, Part One
Demons: June 14-19, 2004
Edie, Part Two
Demons: June 21-26, 2004
Guest Week Begins
Andre Richard Guest Week
Narbonic Babies Sketches
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 5-10, 2004
Narbonic Babies: The Conclusion
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 12-17, 2004
Marita Campos Guest Strip
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 19-24, 2004
Gerbil Attack!
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 26-31, 2004
Four Years Old!
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: August 2-7, 2004
Sketches from Comic-Con
August 9-14, 2004
Dirk's Narbonicon Pic
Mad Science Is Decedent and Depraved: August 16-21, 2004
Edie, Part Three
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: August 23-28, 2004
Edie, Part Four
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: August 30 - September 4, 2004
A Guide to Winnipeg
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: September 6-11, 2004
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: Ren Faire! Yes!
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: September 13-18, 2004
Results of the Summer Gerbil Contest, Part II
Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: September 20-25, 2004
Edie, Part Five
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: September 27 - October 2, 2004
Mom Visits
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 4-9, 2004
Rogue Journalist: The Art of Fabio Fernandes, Dirk Tiede, and a Special Museum Piece by Scott McCloud
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 11-16, 2004
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Nineteen.
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 18-23, 2004
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XI
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: October 25-30, 2004
Ah, Election Week
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 1-6, 2004
Anymore
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 8-13, 2004
Where Have They Gone, All the Scary Costumes of Our Grandparents?
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 15-20, 2004
Gerbil in Costume!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 22-27, 2004
Dirk as Dave
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: November 29 - December 4, 2004
The Cartoonist Gives Credit Where Credit Is Due
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 6-11, 2004
Narbonic Vol. 2: Now With 60% More Chris Shadoian!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 13-18, 2004
A Sestina by Eric Burns
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 20-25, 2004
Capricon Art
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: December 27 - January 1, 2004
Dave in Slumberland
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 3-8, 2005
Narbonic Vol. 2
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 10-15, 2005
Mailbag!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 17-22, 2005
Guys With Malfunctioning Cyborg Implants
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 24-29, 2005
Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: January 31 - February 5, 2005
More Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 7-12, 2005
Still More Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 14-19, 2005
Even More Narbonic Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 21-26, 2005
A Few Last-Minute Haiku
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: February 28 - March 5, 2005
Gerbil in Belize!
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: March 7-12, 2005
Rejected Narbonic Plots Redux
Professor Madblood and the Lovelace Affair: March 14-19, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XII
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: March 21-26, 2005
You Might Be a Henchman If...
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: March 28 - April 2, 2005
Amy vs. Mell
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 4-9, 2005
Continuity Repairs With Rob and Andy
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 11-16, 2005
Return of the Summer Gerbil Contest
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 18-23, 2005
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty.
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: April 25-30, 2005
Famous Mobsters of Finland
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 2-7, 2005
Sketches from APE
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 9-14, 2005
The Cartoonist Speaks from Napa
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 16-21, 2005
Guest Art with Artie and Mongor
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 23-28, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XIII
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: May 30 - June 4, 2005
Adventures Into Digital Comics
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: June 6-11, 2005
More Art From Irony Chan
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: June 13-18, 2005
Victorian Pics
Battle for the Lost Diamond Mines of Brazil: June 20-25, 2005
Narbonicon Photos
Hiccup: June 27 - July 2, 2005
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-One.
Hiccup: July 4-9, 2005
Helen Paper Doll, Revised
Hiccup: July 11-16, 2005
Mell Paper Doll, Revised
Hiccup: July 18-23, 2005
Dave Paper Doll, Revised
Hiccup: July 25-30, 2005
Five Years Old!
Hiccup: August 1-6, 2005
Hic! The Art of Talia Karn, Shweta Narayan, Jason Thompson, and Dirk Tiede
Hiccup: August 8-13, 2005
Post-Narbonicon Blues
H Is H: August 15-20, 2005
Paper Doll Bonus Outfits
H Is H: August 22-27, 2005
Artie Paper Doll
H Is H: August 29 - September 3, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XIV
H Is H: September 5-10, 2005
Results of the Summer Gerbil Photo Contest
H Is H: September 12-17, 2005
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: Wisconsin!
H Is H: September 19-24, 2005
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: Even More Wisconsin!
H Is H: September 26 - October 1, 2005
The Gerbil Photo Contest Marches On
H Is H: October 3-8, 2005
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest: The Winnah!
H Is H: October 10-15, 2005
Deadmouse Guest Strip
Angels: October 17-22, 2005
Yes, It's More Paper Doll Clothes
Angels: October 24-29, 2005
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XV
Angels: October 31 - November 5, 2005
Small Plush Gerbil Sets Speed Record
Angels: November 7-12, 2005
Smithson
Angels: November 14-19, 2005
I Visit the National Atomic Museum
Angels: November 21-26, 2005
More Paper Dolls: Artie!
Angels: November 28 - December 3, 2005
Moleman's Christmas
Angels: December 5-10, 2005
City of Villains, Part 1
Angels: December 12-17, 2005
City of Villains, Part 2
Angels: December 19-24, 2005
Last Call
Angels: December 26-31, 2005
Dave in Slumberland
The End: January 2-7, 2006
Just Think
The End: January 9-14, 2006
Summer Day Preview
The End: January 16-21, 2006
The Art of William G, Jacob Lindsoe, Vito Excalibur, and Arthur L. Shore
The End: January 23-28, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Two.
The End: January 30 - February 4, 2006
Millie as Helen
The End: February 6-11, 2006
Haiku!
The End: February 13-18, 2006
More Haiku
D, D': February 20-26, 2006
A Few More Poems
D, D': February 27 - March 4, 2006
Volume 3 Cover Preview
D, D': March 6-11, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XVI
D, D': March 13-18, 2006
Diving Gerbil
D, D': March 20-25, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Three.
D, D': March 27 - April 1, 2006
APE Minicomic Preview
D, D'
APE Sketches, 2006
D, D': April 10-15, 2006
The Summer Gerbil Photo Contest
D, D': April 17-22, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co, Chapter Twenty-Four.
D, D': April 24-29, 2006
Foglio Sketches
D, D': May 1-6, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XVII
You are here -- [Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 8-13, 2006]
Art Day, Etc. (Featuring Timothy Taylor, Magnolia, Porter, Davide, and Cindy McShane)
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 15-20, 2006
Demon Slayer Seth
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 22-27, 2006
Demon Slayer Seth: Karaoke
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 29 - June 3, 2006
Ditch Day
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 5-10, 2006
Ditch Day Crossword
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 12-17, 2006
Narbonicon IV
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 19-24, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Five.
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: June 26 - July 1, 2006
WCN
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: July 3-8, 2006
Rocket Gerbil
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: July 10-15, 2006
More Rejected Narbonic Strips
Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: July 17-22, 2006
Ditch Day Crossword Solution (With Bonus Stuff)
Madness: July 24-29, 2006
The Great Comic Mad Scientists
Madness: July 31 - August 5, 2006
The Art of Andre Richard, Mikko Rasa, and Kurt Tiede
Madness: August 7-12, 2006
Narbonicon IV Photos
Madness: August 14-19, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part XVIII
Madness: August 21-26, 2006
Two Brains: The Art of Abby, Brian Moore, and Lord_dave
Madness: August 28 - September 2, 2006
The Continuing High-Adreneline Adventures of Speedy
Madness: September 4-9, 2006
Volume 4 Preview: Irony Chan
Madness: September 11-16, 2006
Summer Gerbil Photo Context Runners-Up
Madness: September 18-23, 2006
Summer Gerbil Photo Contest Winner
Madness: September 25-30, 2006
Webcomics Symposium
Madness: October 2-7, 2006
The Art of Tiff Hudson, Rebecca Faria, Alexis Christoforides, Gavin Core, Paul Gadzikowski, and Juliette Calvaring
Madness: October 9-14, 2006
Paper Dolls: The Final Battle
October 16-21, 2006
A Brief Moment of Culture, Part Nineteen
Madness: October 23-28, 2006
World Gerbil Updates
Madness: October 30 - November 4, 2006
Halloween Costumes!
Madness: November 6-11, 2006
Art! Jewelry! Music! Many Things!
Madness: November 13-18, 2006
Gerbil Photos: Jason Hartwig and Nate
Madness: November 20-25, 2006
The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon &Co., Chapter Twenty-Six.
Genius: November 27 - December 6, 2006
On the Road: Gerbil Edition
Genius: December 4-9, 2006
Reader Art: The Final Battle
December 11-16, 2006
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