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Dr. Dennis "Tip" Wilkin
No one who served with Captain Wilkin in the U.S. Army can criticize his integrity or his dedication to his country. However, many of us have criticized his equal, if not greater, dedication to dressing in women's clothing.
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Unity
Frankly, the secret federal bioweapons program responsible for U.N.I.T.Y. was better at coming up with acronyms than super-soldiers.
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Sweetheart
Created by a Canadian mad scientist as part of a plan to conquer the United States with packs of vicious, intelligent genetically-engineered dogs, Sweetheart has proven a loyal public servant to her adoptive country.
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Moustachio the Thinkonium
Is there any reason why this department has to be staffed with employees designed for mass slaughter?
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Gavotte
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Nicholas Zerhakker
As part of a now abandoned DoD project, a human brain was implanted in an experimental VTOL/STOL tiltrotor aircraft.
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