No one who served with Captain Wilkin in the U.S. Army can criticize his integrity or his dedication to his country. However, many of us have criticized his equal, if not greater, dedication to dressing in women's clothing. ... more

Frankly, the secret federal bioweapons program responsible for U.N.I.T.Y. was better at coming up with acronyms than super-soldiers. ... more

Created by a Canadian mad scientist as part of a plan to conquer the United States with packs of vicious, intelligent genetically-engineered dogs, Sweetheart has proven a loyal public servant to her adoptive country. ... more

Is there any reason why this department has to be staffed with employees designed for mass slaughter? ... more

Gavotte is a swarm of bees. ... more

As part of a now abandoned DoD project, a human brain was implanted in an experimental VTOL/STOL tiltrotor aircraft. ... more