No one who served with Captain Wilkin in the U.S. Army can criticize his integrity or his dedication to his country. However, many of us have criticized his equal, if not greater, dedication to dressing in women's clothing. ... more

Frankly, the secret federal bioweapons program responsible for U.N.I.T.Y. was better at coming up with acronyms than super-soldiers. ... more

Created by a Canadian mad scientist as part of a plan to conquer the United States with packs of vicious, intelligent genetically-engineered dogs, Sweetheart has proven a loyal public servant to her adoptive country. ... more