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19 comments:
Rachel Blackman (rainpacket) says:

She made him /read/ Snape mpreg fanfic?  Of all the violations of human, physical and natural law that have happened at this facility... that may be the cruelest thing we've yet seen.

Rob (rrreed) says: How appropriate! The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists set the Doomsday Clock back to six minutes just last month.
John Sears (john_sears) says:

*shudder* Uggh.  Wow.  That's a mental image I never, ever needed.  Thanks a lot, Mr. Wells.

Dieter M. (tangerine) says:

Clearly, she's mastered MPreg data compression.

Jake Alley (googleshng) says:

I assume a whole lot of people won't get the joke here. Should these people be pitied for missing out on a really funny line, or envied for not having the internet teach them this new word yet?

So It Begins (soitbegins) says: "Mpreg" means 'male, pregnant'. In the case of the Harry Potter fanfics, Snape would most likely be carrying Harry's baby. >:)
Pete Bleackley (petethemadscientist) says:

Marcie, dating Tip to make Chris jealous we could forgive. Making him read Harry Potter fanfic, however, is just cruel...

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

(TUNE: "She Blinded Me With Science", Thomas Dolby)

It's fiction from the fandom!
She found it on the Internet!
Ridiculous and then some!
As twisty as a plot can get!
Now I'm forced to read her fanfic!
(I'm forced to read her fanfic!)
With images I can't forget!

Stories with Professor Snape ...
(Forced to read your fanfic ... Fanfic!)
Now he's got a pregnant shape ...
(Forced to read your fanfic ... Fanfic!)
So sick!
Fanfic!

Benjamin Whetham (crosshair) says:

Have they tried the "off" button?

Johnn Reynolds (sleepyjohn) says:

I really need a mental image Expelliarmus right about now.

Justin Kane (avatarjk137) says:

Mpreg... one of the Seven Deadly Sins of fanfiction!  If I had to read it, I'd take up drinking and indiscriminate violence.

John Ames (commodorejohn) says: My God, who would've guessed that Marcie of all people could be so cruel? That's some supervillain-caliber meanness right there.
Mel Van Weelden (kessalia) says:

But he DID read them??   That must be true love or something.   

N B (daveclone7) says:

She was just getting back at him for the skutter-slash.

Elaine Corvidae (elaine_corvidae) says:

God in heaven, WHY did I google that? Why? Damn you, Skin Horse. Damn you to hell.

John Goard (darthmiho) says:

Today's comic makes me glad I learned through indirect context what that horror of horrors was back in my wild days trawling the badfic boards of the 'net.

Rob (rrreed) says: Brain bleach all around, on me! *GLUG*

˙˙˙ɹǝɥɔuǝnb ɐɯsɐןd uoısnɟ ʎɔuǝƃɹǝɯǝ ʇɐɥʇ ʇnd ı pıp ǝɹǝɥʍ 'ʍou
Sean Riedinger (ariamaki) says:

Dieter M, you officially made Todays Worst Pun! Grab yourself a prize, using your teeth, from this barrel that is in no way filled with clingy acidic gel! PLEASE!

 

Ja Po (don_as_trae) says:

Firstly, I apologize:

Making him Pregnant! (TUNE: "Dizzy," extended version, Tommy Roe)


*chorus*

Preggers!

They made him pregnant!

The fan girls, they're all dancing!

Cause now he is living in sin,

with slashfic there for the win!

They made him pregnant!

*chorus*


First time, you said the story

was inspired with that glow in you eye -

I thought it was a gift

cause common interest will lead by-and-by

But the the story I saw, it was blue,

with homo-sex on page two

And now his bellies swelling all the time!


*chorus*


Then you brought in number two,

and love made me begin to read

And you talked about symbology

while Snape prepared to recieve his seed.

I love ya', but this torment,

requires brain bleach or shoe cement,

and bigger clothes for his big waist line!


*chorus*


Then you mentioned a

convention trip, and I just had to agree;

'cause your cheeks got red and

I figured we were up to romance speed.

But it was all Spock and Snape

Consensual or basic rape,

and no, again, I'm not enclined!


Oh gods -

*chorus*


Now, I understand that

this makes your motor start to run

But that turkey baster

is not meant for that kind of fun;

and there's no need to test

for Paternity

Cause he's a guy,

as plain to see,

As the fan girls say "oh, he's just fine!"


*chorus*

*chorus*

*chorus unto death*

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