Firstly, I apologize:

Making him Pregnant! (TUNE: "Dizzy," extended version, Tommy Roe)


*chorus*

Preggers!

They made him pregnant!

The fan girls, they're all dancing!

Cause now he is living in sin,

with slashfic there for the win!

They made him pregnant!

*chorus*


First time, you said the story

was inspired with that glow in you eye -

I thought it was a gift

cause common interest will lead by-and-by

But the the story I saw, it was blue,

with homo-sex on page two

And now his bellies swelling all the time!


*chorus*


Then you brought in number two,

and love made me begin to read

And you talked about symbology

while Snape prepared to recieve his seed.

I love ya', but this torment,

requires brain bleach or shoe cement,

and bigger clothes for his big waist line!


*chorus*


Then you mentioned a

convention trip, and I just had to agree;

'cause your cheeks got red and

I figured we were up to romance speed.

But it was all Spock and Snape

Consensual or basic rape,

and no, again, I'm not enclined!


Oh gods -

*chorus*


Now, I understand that

this makes your motor start to run

But that turkey baster

is not meant for that kind of fun;

and there's no need to test

for Paternity

Cause he's a guy,

as plain to see,

As the fan girls say "oh, he's just fine!"


*chorus*

*chorus*

*chorus unto death*

Intro Cowardly Lion: December 31, 2007 - January 5, 2008 Unity/Sweetheart Sketch Cowardly Lion: January 7-12, 2008 Sweetheart/Tip Sketch Cowardly Lion: January 14-19, 2008 Tip Dressed Up: Ballgown Cowardly Lion: January 21-26, 2008 Tip Dressed Up: Trench Coat Cowardly Lion: January 28 - February 2, 2008 Tip Dressed Up: Pink Cowardly Lion: February 4-9, 2008 AsLAN Borrowers: February 11-16, 2008 Guest Art: Feech Borrowers: February 18-23, 2008 Mostly Not Men in Black Borrowers: February 25 - March 1, 2008 Tip Dressed Up: Bobby Sox Borrowers: March 3-8, 2008 Guest Art: Ed Gedeon Draws a Lollion Borrowers: March 10-15, 2008 Tip Dressed Up: Ozma Borrowers: March 17-22, 2008 Guest Art: Dave Van Domelen Borrowers: March 24-29, 2008 Unity Doodles Borrowers: March 31 - April 5, 2008 Guest Art: Ed Gedeon Draws Noah's Arkade Borrowers: April 7-12, 2008 Andre Richard draws Unity and Sweetheart Borrowers: April 14-19, 2008 Indigo Draws Unity Borrowers: April 21-26, 2008 Indigo Draws Tip Borrowers: April 28 - May 3, 2008 Skin Horse Pitch, Part One Borrowers: May 5-10, 2008 Skin Horse Pitch, Part Two Borrowers: May 12-17, 2008 Skin Horse Pitch, Part Three Borrowers: May 19-24, 2008 Thumbnails Borrowers: May 26-31, 2008 Basement Palindrama Borrowers: June 2-7, 2008 Biplane Robot Wild Things: June 9-14, 2008 Guest Art: Adorable Cobra Wild Things: June 16-21, 2008 Guest Art: Marleen de Kramer Draws Tip Wild Things: June 23-28, 2008 Tip in Uniform Wild Things: June 30 - July 5, 2008 More Unity and Sweetheart Doodles Wild Things: July 7-12, 2008 More Tip Doodles Wild Things: July 14-19, 2008 Ed Gedeon's Rampage Wild Things: July 21-26, 2008 Basement Embroidery by Laurie Jacobs Wild Things: July 28 - August 2, 2008 Jaeger Unity by Dave Van Domelen Wild Things: August 4-9, 2008 Sweetheart and Unity by Pencilears Wild Things: August 11-16, 2008 LOLTips by William Tracy Wild Things: August 18-23, 2008 Moustachio by Sleepy John Wild Things: August 25-30, 2008 Unity's Daydream, Plus LOLs Wild Things: September 1-6, 2008 "Wild Things" Thumbnails I Can Fly: September 8-13, 2008 VR Sketches, Part One I Can Fly: September 15-20, 2008 VR Sketches, Part Two I Can Fly: September 22-27 Men in Black I Can Fly: September 29 - October 4, 2008 Unity by Noip I Can Fly: October 6-11, 2008 Gavotte's Angels I Can Fly: October 13-18, 2008 Nick and the D of I by Pencilears I Can Fly: October 20-25, 2008 Sweetheart on Spore I Can Fly: October 27 - November 1, 2008 I Can Fly Sketches I Can Fly: November 3-8, 2008 More Random Sketches I Can Fly: November 10-15, 2008 Bookends! I Can Fly: November 17-22, 2008 The Field Team by Vito Excalibur I Can Fly: November 24-29, 2008 Thanksgiving Moustachio by Boone Adkins I Can Fly: December 1-6, 2008 GoComics Promo Art I Can Fly: December 8-13, 2008 Creation by Ed Gedeon I Can Fly: December 15-20, 2008 Sweetheart on Spore Redux I Can Fly: December 22-27, 2008 Tiki Sketches, Etc. I Can Fly: December 29, 2008 - January 3, 2009 Unity vs. Lincoln by Rosstin (Also, Music!) I Can Fly: January 5-10, 2009 Sweetheart, Tip, and Dr. Lee by Mica J.L. I Can Fly: January 12-17, 2009 Tip and Dr. Lee by Irony-chan I Can Fly: January 19-24, 2009 Therapy Puppets by Leigh Koszarsky I Can Fly: January 26-31, 2009 Dr. Lee by Ed Gedeon I Can Fly: February 2-7, 2009 Unity by Thomas Reynolds and Patty Stadnicki as Unity Dead Dogs: February 9-14, 2009 Unity and Tip by Rod Anderson Dead Dogs: February 16-21, 2009 Alaska Sketches Dead Dogs: February 23-28, 2009 Crossdressing Tips by Jason Thompson Dead Dogs: March 2-7, 2009 Tip and Lee by Juliette Calvarin, Plus Tip Doll by Thalia Mayo Dead Dogs: March 9-14, 2009 Biscuit Is Cross by Tim Tylor Dead Dogs: March 16-21, 2009 Julie Sketches Dead Dogs: March 23-28, 2009 More Alaska Sketches Dead Dogs: March 30 - April 4, 2009 Alaska Thumbnails Dead Dogs: April 6-11, 2009 Alaska Pencils Dead Dogs: April 13-18, 2009 Sweetheart and Unity by Konstantin Pogorelov Dead Dogs: April 20-25, 2009 Photos: Nick and Tiktok Dead Dogs: April 27 - May 2, 2009 Tip and Unity by Rosstin Dead Dogs: May 4-9, 2009 Jeffrey in San Francisco Dead Dogs: May 11-16, 2009 Silverfish Embroidery by Laurie Jacobs Dead Dogs: May 18-23, 2009 Were-Field Team by Irony-chan and Tip & Sweetheart by Feech Dead Dogs: May 25-30, 2009 Unity by Alicorn Dead Dogs: June 1-6, 2009 Lucy by Feech Dead Dogs: June 8-13, 2009 Skin Horse Volume 1 Dead Dogs: June 15-20, 2009 Were-Art by Ed Gedeon and Justin Grubbs Dead Dogs: June 22-27, 2009 Dog Doodles Dead Dogs: June 29 - July 4, 2009 Volume 1 Bonus Story Preview Dead Dogs: July 6-11, 2009 Cast Pic by Dirk Tiede Big Bad Wolves: July 13-18, 2009 Cast Pic by Jason Thompson Big Bad Wolves: July 20-25, 2009 Captain Bram Sketches Big Bad Wolves: July 27 - August 1, 2009 1940s Skin Horse by Thomas Reynolds Big Bad Wolves: August 3-8, 2009 Wuff Thumbnails Big Bad Wolves: August 10-15, 2009 We Have Books! Big Bad Wolves: August 17-22, 2009 Young Tip by Brian Daniel Big Bad Wolves: August 24-29, 2009 Tip and Tha Ladiez by Feech Big Bad Wolves: August 31 - September 5, 2009 Were-Nick Debate Big Bad Wolves: September 7-12, 2009 Unity by Otter Big Bad Wolves: September 14-19, 2009 Guns 'N Roses by Ed Gedeon Big Bad Wolves: September 21-26, 2009 I Made a Chart Big Bad Wolves: September 28 - October 3, 2009 Tip by Deborah Erenberg Big Bad Wolves: October 5-10, 2009 Louis the Peace Lily by Feech Big Bad Wolves: October 12-17, 2009 Human Dogs by JP Chabot Big Bad Wolves: October 19-24, 2009 Tip and Kate Big Bad Wolves: October 26-31, 2009 Wolf Pumpkin Tin Soldier: November 2-7, 2009 Zombie of the Year Tin Soldier: November 9-14, 2009 Big Bad Sketches Tin Soldier: November 16-21, 2009 Wolf and Soldier Thumbnails Tin Soldier: November 23-28, 2009 Chris and Marcie Sketches Tin Soldier: November 30 - December 5, 2009 Holiday Cast by Indigo Tin Soldier: December 7-12, 2009 Mini Dr. Lees Tin Soldier: December 14-19, 2009 Lurch for the Cure by Sleepy John Tin Soldier: December 21-26, 2009 Zombie Shirts Tin Soldier: December 28 - January 2, 2009 Lurch Line Tin Soldier: January 4-9, 2010 Skin Horse Soundtrack 2 Tin Soldier: January 11-16, 2010 Escheriffic! Tin Soldier: January 18-23, 2010 Unity and Tip by Demothesis Tin Soldier: January 25-30, 2010 Tip by Bill Roundy Tin Soldier: February 1-6, 2010 "Into the Woods" by Jenn Manley Lee You are here -- [Tin Soldier: February 8-13, 2010]