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NigaiAmai Yume (nigaiamai_yume) says: Poor Sweetheart. Can she rampage about her inability to rampage? That's obviously providing a fair bit of anger...
So It Begins (soitbegins) says: (snickers)
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says: "O Canada,
Our home that is so bland ...
True rage is hard
To summon on command ..."
Tiff Hudson (tiff_hudson) says:

Give it up, Sweetheart. Canada's greatest Mad Science project (chap named Logan, you may have heard of him) got all of Canada's rampage power.

Bonus points to those who can remember what kind of creature first revealed the name "Logan".

Aaron Shades (prof_tinker) says: A Duck?
David Given (dg) says: A berry?
Rob (rrreed) says: Which retcon of Marvel history are we talking about?
Joe Charneskie (mutant-sentry) says: The gardener?
Rob (rrreed) says: They're McMansions. Feel free to rampage!
Andy Wetmore (efogoto) says: Perhaps Sweetheart should be building up a good rampage against the rude and arrogant of the world. She'd sympathize less with them.
So It Begins (soitbegins) says: (snickers)
Basil Jelly (basil_jelly) says: You can't expect a Canadian to rampage about just anything. Let's get to something IMPORTANT like hockey!
Tiff Hudson (tiff_hudson) says: Yesterday's trivia: Retcon? I was reading comics before retcon. Back in '78 my college roommate had all the X-Men from the point where Prof X. gathered up new X-Men (Ororo, Logan, Wagner, 'Thunderbird', 'Sunfire', 'Banshee') to rescue the original X-Men from some island. Not too much later, events took them to a castle in Ireland where leprechauns addressed W. as "Mr. Logan."
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

You want rampage?  I'll give you rampage ... what they did to Spider-Man after the "Civil War" story arc.  Mary Jane makes a deal with Mephisto and they change the past and "oh gee, the WHOLE THING NEVER HAPPENED". 

I want to find the person who came up with this idea and HIT THEM repeatedly TO DEATH.

Dylan Bruns (dylancb) says: Sweetheart is too logical and intelligent to go on a childish rampage. She's not really a monster, though. Smart, talking dogs? Yeah, they ate their master, but only after he died. Most kids do not run screaming from talking dogs named Sweetheart.
Joe Charneskie (mutant-sentry) says:

Well considering the row between JMS and Quesada I think you want to hit Mr. Q.  Undoing the Marriage, I think, was one of his goals from the moment he got the EIC seat.  Just don't try to hit JMS until he finishes The Twelve.

 That said...I am enjoying Brand New Day, but I give that over to the talent involved, especially Mr. Slott.   For the first time in a looooong time Spider-Man is consitantly funny again (JMS didn't do jokes, and before him we were still in the post Clone Saga slump, which was preceded by the clone saga...)

Paul-André Hamel (tek27) says:

Rage is hard enough for a lot of people, rampaging is right out. I mean, its got to be hard to rampage when your tail suddenly starts wagging as soon as you hear the word 'cookie', which kicks in the happy response from the rest of your body.

Pavlov will be made to pay!... preferably in cookies.

Aaron Shades (prof_tinker) says:

Want my rampage?



Bob Ulus (bobulus) says:

Having a polite creature with a sickly-sweet name repeatedly fail to go on a rampage is just asking for irony-based trouble. One day, she's going to succeed, and then we're all doomed.

NigaiAmai Yume (nigaiamai_yume) says: Let's buy Sweetheart a FPS game. Either that will satisfy her need for violence, or the fact she lacks thumbs to play will finally trigger her rampage.
Adam Underfoot (unnatural20) says:

You'd think so, but eventually you just learn to do things differently.

A friend of a friend of mine's left arm terminates just below the elbow, and he does just fine with FPSes. Then again, that's the WASD side, so...

Aaron Shades (prof_tinker) says: Just get her the Firefly box set, then tell her how t got cancelled. Seriously. It's enough to enduce Hulk-esq rage in just about anyone.
Tiff Hudson (tiff_hudson) says: All Sweetheart needs to work off those feelings is a yard full of squirrels or a bag of pig ears.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

"And the siiiiign saaaaaid all trespassers ... will be shot on sight."

(I'd think of something wittier to add, but I gotta run for a doctor's appointment.")

Proctologist = rampage.

Joe Charneskie (mutant-sentry) says:

Sweetheart looks like a giant version of my puppy in the last panel, smiling big like that. 


Justin Grubbs (the_purple_knight) says: Ya know, I just don't think Sweetheart can rampage. Maybe later in the strip.
Robin Paulus (bubble181) says: Sweetheart rampaging is like Dave turning Evil. We'll just have to wait 'till the end of the show. So, I'm hoping she never rampages. Hah!
Joe Charneskie (mutant-sentry) says: Unity should sit Sweetheart down infront of Fox News for 24 hours.  That should do it.
John Campbell (jcampbel) says:

If Helen can be believed, Dave became Evil around when he built the death ray.

K C (spotweld) says: I wonder if Sweetheart has ever been introduced to wasabi-ginger candy?
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:


SUV, just a-guzzlin' gas ...
Driver's such a pathetic ass!
Compensatin' with vehicles ...
'Cause he's got no testicles!

Wanna ...
Puuuuuuunch out an SUV!
Puuuuuuunch out an SUV!
Puuuuuuunch out an SUV!
Puuuuuuunch out an SUV!

(sung to the tune of "Born In The USA".  Bruuuuuuuuuce!)

NigaiAmai Yume (nigaiamai_yume) says: You know what frightens me most about Thursday's strip? The fact it proves Unity actually HAS higher brain functions to short circuit.
Elaine Corvidae (elaine_corvidae) says: Ed, you're my hero. Of course, now I'll have that stuck in my head all day, but it's a small price to pay.
So It Begins (soitbegins) says: Great comic!
S W (swoody) says: There is deep dark want in all doggy souls...
Michael H. Payne (m_h_payne) says:

Because no one's said it yet:

<>And because I find it to be true so far--

Cutest.  Rampage.  Ever! 

Bob Ulus (bobulus) says: :sniff: They grow up so fast...
Rob (rrreed) says:

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Owl Who says South (owlsayssouth) says:

  "My Girl Scout troop set California burning after just one session!"

harsh man. harsh. so inconsiderate. what with all these bleeding wild fires ruining my air quality here in the mountains. not to mention partially blocking out the sun, and retaining the heat at night, granting us record high tempretures. bloody lightning. and i didnt even get to see any.

 falling down is such a work of awesome. "i'am the bad guy?"

NigaiAmai Yume (nigaiamai_yume) says: Now, to the park to rampage some squirrels!
Tiff Hudson (tiff_hudson) says: Ooo! Ooo!! Pan back from panel 4 enough to see all of the characters and you have the PERFECT Skin Horse Tee Shirt!!
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

OK, now *I'm* rampaging 'cause Rob thought of that before I did.  Rob for the win today!

Justin Grubbs (the_purple_knight) says: Anyone read Good Omens? It's about the apocalypse and my favorite part is when War gets the sword. She just says, "Awwwwwwwright!"
Jane Narbon (lady_madsci) says: Gotcha!
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Justin:  Being the lover of puns that I am, I have to admit that Good Omens contains my all-time favorite play on words.  It's when the International Express driver is looking at the polluted river where he and his wife used to visit (back when they were courting).

"They had often gone there to spoon ... and, on one memorable occasion, fork."

Andy Wetmore (efogoto) says:

C'mon Sweetheart, rampaging isn't just about breaking the law or the rules - it's  about breaking things ... even breaking people! I'm waiting for Unity to explain this either by a display, or a narration events that would qualify as a rampage.

So It Begins (soitbegins) says: Aaaaaheheheheheh.
Joe Charneskie (mutant-sentry) says: Oh Sweetheart, dear dear Sweetheart... I think someone needs a greenie threat
Andrew Schepler (schep) says:

Another Skin Horse T-shirt.

Front: Saturday's Panel 2.

Back: Sweetheart plus cup from panel 3, plus the sign. 

Michael Brazier (michaelbrazier) says:

Wild thing!

You make my heart sing!

Rob (rrreed) says: Don't make me angry; you'd still like me when I'm angry!
Elaine Corvidae (elaine_corvidae) says:

Why do I think that, by the time Skin Horse's run is done with (far, far in the future, I hope!), Sweetheart will prove to the be most terrifying monster of them all? 

Justin Grubbs (the_purple_knight) says: The more terrifying Sweetheart acts the more adorable she actually is.
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