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Shaenon: Inspired by Unity's interest in beating up 19th-century historical figures, Rosstin created this dramatic confrontation: "Unity goes back in time to do in Lincoln pre-Booth." I gotta say, these are some pretty boss drawings of Lincoln.

But that's not all! Those of you who read the comments have no doubt noted that there's a lot of spontaneous song composition going on. I don't pretend to understand these things, I just groove with it. Anyway, not long ago I mentioned in the comments that AG-I, one of the as-yet-unseen federal superhuman support organizations, has, and I quote myself, "a really catchy theme song."

Ed Gedeon took this as a challenge.

The lyrics:

We're America's best super-team!
We're a marketing manager's dream!

When danger's near, when you're in fear,
Then call for AG-I!
We make the people want to cheer,
We make the villains cry!
We fight for truth and liberty
And Mom and apple pie!
Our hair looks great, our teeth are straight,
Our underarms are dry!

You can chill, for we will save the day!
We're so proud when the crowd shouts hooray!

We fight extr'ordinarily
With strength and high velocity,
We're out there thrashing villainy
While looking awesome on TV!

We do or die, we're flying high,
'Cause every super girl and guy
Has action figures you can buy
From AG-I!

Just imagine if our readers used their powers for good. Or for almost anything other than writing theme songs for briefly-mentioned organizations in obscure webcomics, really. We'd have friggin' moon colonies by now.

Channing: Oh, sure, we'd have moon colonies, but we'd have much less awesome fanart. Which one benefits me more directly? I think you know the answer.

Anyway. Yet another victim of the nigh-omnipotent leg sweep! I'm digging Unity's action hair here. Thanks a lot, Rosstin! And Ed, you just keep on doing that thing you do. Nice work here, troops.

Vlad Taltos (flyingfish) says:

Cool theme, but PLEASE have the music default to "off".

Picture the scene. I open a whole stack of links as tabs at once. I had my speakers on because I was listening to music. All of the sudden, interspersed with my Sakimoto, comes that tune, and I have NO IDEA where it's coming from.

Justin Grubbs (the_purple_knight) says: I did actually draw a piece of fan art once. Unfortunately it was on the back of a test paper I'm never getting back.
So It Begins (soitbegins) says: Besides... if we used our powers for good you'd never have the amount of fanfiction (almost 3000 posts, usually of 1 or more paragraphs!) you have now.
Terry Smith (wcfan) says: Nice but her left hand looks deformed - I had to check the art to see its really ok... mybe a few finger lines...
Jon W. (kd7sov) says:

That was something of a surprise. My initial thought, in fact, was that Runescape might have decided to add music to their title page - mainly due to the vague similarities between the "When danger's near, when you're in fear" part and some of their music.

Depending how you look at it, I either drew Narbonic fanart or Golden Sun fanart featuring Narbonic characters. Specifically, for a contest over at the Order of the Stick fora I had Island-era Dave and Helen at a... variation of Olympic fencing. Helen, naturally, was shouting for more blood, while Dave was facepalming but looked like he was adjusting his glasses. I meant to include Madblood at the other end of the stands scowling at them, but I ran out of time and effort.

Tiff Hudson (tiff_hudson) says:

Amerca! America!
FROG Yeah! FROG Yeah!


Jon Stout (brasswatchman) says: The funny bit about the topmost image is, Lincoln would have been all, like, "What? The popular stage actor?" Kind of like yelling at someone today, "Look, everyone! It's Brad Pitt!"
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