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Shaenon: After seeing all the hard work Unity's been putting into the cause, Sleepy John designed this "Lurch for the Cure" banner. Isn't it inspiring?

Also, would anyone out there be interested in a Fun Lurch T-shirt? Because I could probably draw some cute zombies or something.

Anyway, thanks, John!

Channing: This has the disturbing air of being something a really Lurch-dedicated zombie parent would dress their zombie baby in. Which further begs the question as to whether or not zombies can have babies. I mean, despite their being dead, everything *else* about them works pretty much okay, right?

...and that's officially where I have to stop this commentary. Those truly dedicated to further research are officially directed to Seanan McGuire's song "Some Girls".

William Hostman (aramis) says: Interested? Yes. Can afford? No.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

You know how some words use the prefix "a-" to indicate the lack or absence of a particular trait?  Such as, a creature which doesn't reproduce sexually is "asexual"; a person with no moral code is "amoral", etc.

So, as to Jeffrey's question whether zombies can have babies ... I think any zombie couple that tried to have sex would end up "addicted".

vicka corey (drbrain) says:

i want a "lurch for the cure" t-shirt!  if you don't make one, i will make my own.


mmm, braaaaainnnnns....

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Which, of course, leads to ... 

(TUNE: "Addicted To Love", Robert Palmer)

We met last year ... "Lurch For The Cure" ...
One look at you ... and I was sure!
You looked at me, and then you smiled ...
My chest engine ... was running wild!
My eyes went wide ... my jaw dropped ...
If I had breath, it would have stopped!
We got a room, and in a flash,
We did the sideways ... Monster Mash!

Yeah, we thought our rotting bods were sturdy enough,
Oh yeah!
But here's the painful truth, you see, when push came to shove,
Well, it was then we realized I'd been ad-dic-ted for love!

Tried to embrace, now I'm ad-dic-ted for love!
Got past second base, now I'm ad-dic-ted for love!
Gotta replace it, I'm ad-dic-ted for love!
Might as well face it, I'm ad-dic-ted for love!

Catherine Tucker (diekatzchen) says: I would pay many monies for a Lurch for the Cure T-shirt.  Especially one with cute zombies on it.
Jack Beattie (jackmann) says:

Of course they can have babies.  The delivery system is just a bit different... 

Johnn Reynolds (sleepyjohn) says: @drbrain: I made up a T-shirt of the design with an inkjet transfer.  When I washed it, the red ink of CURE bled.
So It Begins (soitbegins) says: Er.
Jon W. (kd7sov) says: It seems to me that zombies probably wouldn't reproduce, if only because death means no aging, including of the zygote. However, there's nothing to say babies can't become zombies.
Christopher Heiny (clheiny) says:

Lurch for the cure shirt?!?!


 Need you even ask?

Jon Stout (brasswatchman) says: /* Which further begs the question as to whether or not zombies can have babies. */ Well, yeah, easy. They just bite a baby and, bam, zombie baby.
Scott Malcomson (calbeck) says: Hey! I *know* that penguin!
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