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Shaenon: Yeah, I made a Fun Lurch T-shirt design. No idea if we'll actually make it into a shirt. It needs an upbeat slogan.

Channing: Remember last week when I said how I was mystified as to what it was about zombies that made people want to make T-shirts of them? Well, here we are again.

Also, in case you missed it above, that's you guys's cue to start proposing catchy upbeat slogans. C'mon, be sports and repurpose those filk minds for a day, huh?

Rob (rrreed) says: "It's just a lurch to the left…"
Kristine Roland (kristineroland) says:

We are zombies, we are zombies in tights...


vicka corey (drbrain) says: "Lurch for the....BRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNSSS!"
Kristine Roland (kristineroland) says:

Let's get physical, physical...


Rob (rrreed) says: "It's fun to lurch with the… D-E-A-D"
Justin Kane (avatarjk137) says: "We want your brains, but we'll settle for your support!"
James Rice (jhrice) says:

Thrill-her with a cure.



John Wells (johnwwells) says:

Well, the sales website could say: "MERCH FOR THE LURCH"...


"Zombies never say die."

Above: "The Dead Shall Walk the Earth

Below: "For Charity. LURCH FOR THE CURE 2009!"



Below: "Because we could not stop for Death."


Above: "Death: It could happen to you!"


Joyce Melton (halfelven) says:

A friend will help you move, a real friend will help you



John Sears (john_sears) says:

Not just a Zombie; Zombody that cares.

Lurch for the Cure! 

Tiff Hudson (tiff_hudson) says:


Lurch With Us"

Rob (rrreed) says:


Because the dead outnumber the living!
Rob (rrreed) says: LURCH FOR THE CURE!

Because if you don't now, you won't later!
Johnn Reynolds (sleepyjohn) says:

Stumble trip careen totter lumber shuffle



and underneath in small print

copyright Disnee Reanimation Studio


John Stracke (metageek) says: You'll Never Lurch Alone!
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:


Below: "Just Like Limbo"

Which is, of course, a reference to:
(TUNE: "Just Like Heaven", The Cure)

Show me, show me how you make that stitch,
The one that hold my keeps my arms on tight,
The one that helps my legs work right,
And keeps my head upon my neck ...
Show me how to sew just so
And I pledge to you, I pledge that I
Will lurch away with you ...
I'll lurch away with you!

Dead, forgotten;
Slightly rotten;
Blood is clottin'
Rising from the deepest grave, as
Others we will save, as
We Lurch For The Cure!

Troy Smith (tcreole) says:

Courtesy of my wife:


Lurch for the Cure 2009

vicka corey (drbrain) says:

shouldn't that be




Dave Van Domelen (dvandom) says: Making the Pro-Life stance mean something since 1818!
So It Begins (soitbegins) says: The most recent zombie-themed work I've seen just popped into my head. So:

"There's a zombie on your laaaaaaawwwwn..."
Sean Kinlin (seaking) says:

I somehow didn't realize before that Unity had green patches of skin.

The image makes me think "Lurching for the brain, just lurching for the brain, what a horrible feeling, I'm a zombie in pain."*  But that probably wouldn't be such a good slogan for the charity.  

Maybe something above the image like "Mimes, not Minds" or "We're all going to the same place, let's go together."  And then having "Lurch for the Cure" below, of course.


*Sung to the tune of "Singin' in the Rain", by Arthur Freed and Nacio Herb Brown

Ogden Wernstrom (ackthp) says:

Much like Mrs. Smith's...

 Stay hungry.

 Lurch etc.

Ted Delorme (glassmask) says: I was thinking "A Brain is a Terrible Thing to Waste... May We Have Yours?"
Edwin Quantrall (reynard) says:

Unity in Life, U.N.I.T.Y. in Death.

United in our Search, so please help us

Lurch For The Cure in 2010!

Mark V (markv) says:

It takes a village to raise a zombie

 Lurch for the Cure 2010

Nate Cull (natecull) says:

(Tune: "Jump (For My Love)", The Pointer Sisters)

Dead eyes
Tell me that you want me
I can feel you have no heartbeat
But I know you like what you see
Bite me
My brain is big and juicy
I have a double PhD
In cognitive neuroscience and comparative theology
Oh baby
I'll take you down
I'll take you down
With my S-Mart 12 gauge double bore
But if you come back for more
More, more, more
We'd better

Lurch! For the cure!
Lurchin' for undead rights!
Lurch! If there's no room for the dead to walk the earth then
Lurch! Lurch! For the cure!

Lurch! I know your heart pumps toxic goo
Lurchin' I know your arms are mix-n-match
Lurch! If there's no room for the dead to walk the earth then
Lurch! Lurch! For the cure!


Mike Leung (leungm) says: Make Love Not Fire
Mike Leung (leungm) says:


Consoome Life 

Kathy Moon (flipkat) says: No pain, no braaains!
Mike Leung (leungm) says:
Eat Locally. Lurch Globally.
Jeff Ehlers (jaimehlers) says:

Just to be silly...

 "Lurching, lurching, lurching,

Get those zombies lurching,


 Yes, it's a stupid play on that old cowboy thing.

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