Peter Janits (grimereaper) says:
I thought a hungry Unity might be a problem. Ah, but which is worse, a hungry Unity, or a killer Moustachio?
woozy (woozy) says:
>>>but which is worse, a hungry Unity, or a killer Moustachio? I don't know. They'd both geld my llama.
Benjamin Whetham (crosshair) says:
Oh come on, like Sweetheart could kill anyone. We saw what happened the last time she "snapped". *RAMPAGE* I wonder when they are going to figure out how this happened.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
(TUNE: "I Walk The Line", Johnny Cash) Mou-sta-chi-o was quiet and aloof ... Why do we hire folks with a deadly skill?
John Sears (john_sears) says:
Unity, stay on the wagon, you're a role model!
John Sears (john_sears) says:
Although... if she ate Tip's arms, that would mean no more therapy puppets. Is this a Greater Good situation?
So It Begins (soitbegins) says:
*sigh*
Andrew Kunz (ampersand888) says:
Who's Virginia?
ribbles (ribbles) says:
Dr. Virginia Lee.
David Harmon (mental_mouse) says:
Well, remember that there's another staff member on the roof, and he can fly!
John Sears (john_sears) says:
My first reaction to that 'he can fly' comment was: "Santa's part of Project Skin Horse?" This holiday season has officially gone on far too long.
woozy (woozy) says:
>>> "Santa's part of Project Skin Horse?" Well, Santa's sentient and, modus nolens, not human so... Hee hee. Santa on the Skin Horse Team... would that geld the llama or what!
Rob (rrreed) says:
"Why don't we screen out employees that could snap and kill us all?" + "Because then we'd have no staff, Tip." ==> Tip could snap and kill them all?
John Sears (john_sears) says:
I can imagine a scenario where Tip gets runs in his hose, the store is out of leave-in conditioner, his bad-hair-day hat blows off in the parking lot, Unity (through no fault of her own mind) gets Zombie Juices on his favorite skirt and Sweetheart shed all over his office chair (and hence all his dry-clean only apparel). Oh yes, Tip could kill.
gmadoll789 (gmadoll789) says:
Skin Horse is needed!! http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/article6973994.ece
M. Alan Thomas II (crazydreamer) says:
So this story arc starts with Tip dating Marcie. Tip actually seems happy when Chris gets jealous. Now we've got a loose nuke (literally), which would seem to be right up the DoI's alley. . . . Who wants to bet that this storyline ends with Chris saving the day, discovering that he's fine as he is and doesn't need to be like Tip, and getting Marcie back?
Corgi (corgi) says:
Have you lot seen Nick's LiveJournal? That's sounding awfully defensive/jealous over there.
Andrew Kunz (ampersand888) says:
What's with everyone using the "geld my llama" allusion? Why couldn't we be gelding alpacas instead? Or how about a lama?
So It Begins (soitbegins) says:
Oh.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
(TUNE: "Bus Stop", The Hollies) Cuss not! Don't swear! I can be quite gentleman-ly, I'm as nice as any other mulder-foxy guy!
Nate Cull (natecull) says:
(TUNE: Cute Is What We Aim For, "Doctor") Another LLAMA-GELDING FUDGE-TOP operation But this emergency She'll be our doctor!
Jack Beattie (jackmann) says:
Y'know, something about Nick's dialog here reminds me of Mal from Firefly.
woozy (woozy) says:
>>What's with everyone using the "geld my llama" allusion? Is everyone using it? Or is it just me? I'm trying to get "geld the llama" into popular parlance. It's a task I was shouldered with this Christmas. As to what it actually means... Well, I figure first I need to get people saying it and then it will decide its own meaning.
woozy (woozy) says:
>>>Another LLAMA-GELDING FUDGE-TOP operation Ah! Success ... of a sort ...
William Tracy (afishionado) says:
Before this goes too much farther, you guys should look up the definition of the word "geld".
woozy (woozy) says:
>>Before this goes too much farther, you guys should look up the definition of the word "geld".
Funny... since I started this I've got a lot of people telling me "geld means to castrate" as though I might not know that. Which confuses me because if geld meant anything else, I can't imagine the aphorism being as catchy as it is. That really spays my poodle! Nueters my donkey, Eunochs my capon, etc. etc.
Dave Corbett (mr_dave) says:
It would be rather difficult to eunuch a capon. Either that, or absurdly easy, depending on your criteria for success.
woozy (woozy) says:
Perhaps I should have written "Capons my rooster", and .... why didn't I write "Capons my rooster"?
Rob (rrreed) says:
@woozy—that really whip's the llama's ass.
Eric Burns (ericburns) says:
And now, expert analysis! http://bit.ly/89uSzK
Justin Kane (avatarjk137) says:
My opinion on this strip is also REDACTED.
So It Begins (soitbegins) says:
It could be worse-- it could have talked about REDACTED being redacted.
Nate Cull (natecull) says:
Tune and REDACTED lyrics: "New Year", Death Cab for Cutie) So this is the New Year And I don't feel REDACTED The REDACTED crystal Explosions off in the distance In the distance So this is the New Year REDACTED resolutions For REDACTED REDACTED Problems with REDACTED solutions So everybody put your REDACTED on Let's make believe that we're REDACTED for just this once Lighting REDACTED off on REDACTED As thirty REDACTED bleed into one So this is the new year So this is the new year I wish the world was flat like REDACTED Then I could travel just by folding REDACTED No more REDACTED or REDACTED REDACTED There'd be no REDACTED could hold us back There'd be no REDACTED could hold us back There'd be no REDACTED could hold us back
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
(TUNE: "Complicated", Avril Lavigne) Last week, went to someplace where I just got promoted, but Went to a spot, Sorry,
vicka corey (drbrain) says:
nick's lucky those folks didn't write *his* censorship software.
So It Begins (soitbegins) says:
Y-E-A-H! Also: Dr. Lee looks as hot as ever-- even when she's indignant.
Andy Wetmore (efogoto) says:
Which does Doc Lee wanna hear: "I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you, but don't feel sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad" "On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?" "Like a bat out of Hell, I'll gone when the morning comes" That album is all about Tip.
Mark Chapman (aardvark86) says:
@So It Begins: Dr. Lee looks as hot as ever-- even when she's indignant. Especially when she's indignant, and blushing ];-)
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Well, since you mentioned it ... Doctor Lee, you look so fine ... Doctor, I wish you were mine ... I've tried forgetting you, Virginia Lee! I hope you can see, Got no lips, got no hands,
Elaine Corvidae (elaine_corvidae) says:
Er, no offense, but wouldn't that be "old fogey music" to someone Nick's age? He wouldn't have been born for quite a while after that was recorded (1977); his parents would have been listening to it. Then again, maybe that's why he chose it; maybe he thinks of Dr. Lee as old or as a parental figure?
M. Alan Thomas II (crazydreamer) says:
Perhaps Meatloaf is forever? But then, that wouldn't explain the food poisoning I got last week. . . .
Andrew Kunz (ampersand888) says:
He's a child of the 90's. What else would you expect?
Shaenon Garrity (shaenongarrity) says:
Nick has some old stuff he listens to. He seems to be into Rush for some reason.
Archemedes Rex (archemedesrex) says:
Nick's probably thinking: "I can see Paradise by my dashboard cameras." Sorry, I couldn't help it.
Norman Thallheimer (norman) says:
Nobody seems to have noticed: The title of the album got through the profanity filters. Nick may have stumbled onto a way to set his own curse.
Sean Riedinger (ariamaki) says:
Thurs. Maybe that ellipsis from the Good Doctor in the last panel is not a lack of surity in the music-- Maybe it is questioning how Nick just managed to say Hell uncensored.
John Sears (john_sears) says:
This possible loophole reminds me of the Simpsons, when Bart learned that he could get away with calling someone a 'bastard' if, in fact, they were one (under the original definition).
Michael Brewer (wusemajor) says:
She's pretty good at Guitar Hero.
Nick Lardas (voyager) says:
The wierd irony is, apparently the Kiowa ready crews spend most of their time playing Rock Band, so that really is what the helicopter crews do when they're standing around their choppers waiting for the other shoe to drop...
So It Begins (soitbegins) says:
*BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
(TUNE: "Wind Beneath My Wings", written by Gary Morris) First, put your right hand on the strum bar, Practice your hammer-ons and pull-offs ... Did you know you rock at Guitar Hero?
Nate Cull (natecull) says:
And I would do anything for love And I'll never feel the way you feel for me right now
Paul Gadzikowski (pgadzikowski) says:
Salsa? Caramel!
Justin Grubbs (jjgrubbs) says:
It's so wonderful to see her so relaxed.
Andy Wetmore (efogoto) says:
Them salsa bugles will definitely help you chili out.
John Breckenridge (jbrecken) says:
With a name like Moishe, it sounds like Nick's family is Jewish. I hope they're not the orthodox types who feel that a proper burial needs an intact body.
Brian Rogers (billionsix) says:
According to Nick's Livejournal, he's pretty orthodox, actually.
So It Begins (soitbegins) says:
Ah.
Nate Cull (natecull) says:
(Tune: "Purple People Eater", Sheb Wooley) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9H_cI_WCnE Well I saw the things chewin' through the big blast doors They were the angry hungry tungsten eater robots! Well they ate through the doors and their jaws went -click- They were the angry hungry tungsten eater robots! I said "Hey tungsten eaters, time to demob!" He's an angry hungry tungsten robot eater! He's an angry hungry tungsten robot eater! Eeek! We're CRACKERS AND CHEESE!"
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
(TUNE: "Somebody To Love", Jefferson Airplane) Well, I never wanted ... a relationship! No, it's more his all-around that! He's sending robots ... to eat the door! See, it's more his all-around that!
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
OK, I think I got another of Shaenon's little Easter Eggs. I was just catching up on Nick's LiveJournal, and he mentioned "Shelby", the bald guy in Maintenance. Everyone else was calling him "Mr. Silvers". Shelby Silvers = Shel Silverstein? Check it out ... http://famouspoetsandpoems.com/poets/shel_silverstein/photo
Drew (pseudowolf) says:
Hmm...I wonder what type of fuel is "kosher"?
Dieter M. (tangerine) says:
No offshore petroleum?
Sam Setter (eraser820) says:
Well, V22 is a turboprop. So, it can burn just about anything that doesn't present a detonation danger (such as gasoline or nitro-methanol). So if you want kosher fuel, make Biodiesel! To insure its kosher-ness obtaining all veg oil to make it either unused, or arrange a collection deal with all area restaurants that serve only kosher foods.
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