You can't do Science without mocking your peers. That'd be like making rockets without fins, or lairs without a prominently displayed hair-trigger self-destruct mechanism. It's Code.
Rob (rrreed) says:
HAH! She's not a mad scientist, she's a MAD ENGINEER! And you all laughed at me! Who's laughing now, monkey boy! BWAH-HA-HA-HA!
(TUNE: "Don't Bring Me Down", Electric Light Orchestra)
"Well, ev'rything here seems to be alright, So I will leave," says Doctor Engelbright, "What could go wrong?" What, what, what, what, what? I totally heard Her say the Famous Last Words, "What could go wrong?"
"I should be back in just an hour or two; Let's turn her loose and see what she can do! What could go wrong?" What, what, what, what, what? She seems rather keen To fix that killing machine ... What could go wrong?
What could go wrong ... B'r'nice? What could go wrong ... B'r'nice? What could go wrong ... B'r'nice? What could go wro-o-ong?
"So while you've got the madgirl engineer, I must return and learn to mock a peer! What could go wrong?" What, what, what, what, what? Her handler's assumed That they're most likely not doomed! What could go wrong?
From 1945 to 2092 I'm a mad undergrad at the Institute And I got Mocking, Mocking My Peers today I been a markin' and a snarkin' And makin' em rue the day
I got a girl called Engelbright, she's chili pepper hot She can raise an eybrow twice as fast as Mr Spock And we're Mocking, Mocking Our Peers today I been a mockin' and a blockin' Their funding both night and day
Spacefleet, hyperdrive, Federation brass I give 'em all a fail 'cause I rock that Mocking class I got Mockin', Mocking My Peers today A giant moon laser, man that's so passe
I like my uber-science and I like my uber-fun I like to blow up planets just as much as anyone But it's Mocking, Mocking My Peers today Gorillas? Please! Fix your Fashion Ray!
Dave Van Domelen (dvandom) says:
Just wait until the mad scientists unionize. Or ionize. One of the two.
I thought the Institute for the Sane Study of Mad Science must have had a "Tempting Fate 101" compulsory course... apparently not. I do believe Dr Angelbright would have just flunked it...!
(Hey, if an Institute dedicated to the study of Mad Scientists doesn't have a grasp of Genre Awareness, who will? I wouldn't want to sell them insurance...)
@James: You're assuming it would be a class in "how not to do it". Given the ubiquity of such tropes in the vicinity of mad science, a "get it over with in such a way as to cause the least damage" course would probably be more effective and more useful. Of course, the good doctor doesn't appear to have succeeded at that, either.
I wonder if Sweetheart's reaction might dampen the effects?
Adam (10-0-0-1) says:
Alternatively she may know full well that she is tempting fate and finds looking over the aftermath upon return to be one of the job's few perks.
Tigerlily is cute...hell, let's go all the way up to beautiful. Tip is over it. His rampaging charisma means he has made time with plenty of gorgeous ladies before, so him being gobsmacked by a pretty face? I don't buy it.
She's smart. Mad genius smart. That makes my fanboy heart go all a-flutter, but Tip was able to forget Ginny Lee...which tells me that he doesn't share my madgirl addiction.
The interesting thing is, these are traits that Tip himself possesses, to a degree. Girls think Tip is cute, and he is a man of science. Neither of those seem to be things he thinks about - he can get the girl, he can do the job. So what? No, no...the real challenge is finding a loophole in the company dresscode that will allow 18th century french ballgowns.
Fashion is something that Tip takes very seriously, and works very hard on. Tigerlily dresses nearly as eccentric as Tip, pulls it off with even more flair, and can do it while straightjacketed to a gurney. "When she goes into the truck, she's in Institute grey. We let her out, she's Foxy Brown. No idea how." She is his hero.
(TUNE: "Shake Your Booty", KC and the Sunshine Band)
Ah, such a body! And on the floor, such shoes! High heels or hotness? Does he have to choose?
CHORUS: Take take take ... take take take ... Take her boots there! Take her boots there! Take take take ... take take take ... Awesome footwear! Awsome footwear!
Ah, Tip is, Tip is losing ... all control! Wants her ... mind and body ... and her sole! (repeat chorus)
Dave Van Domelen (dvandom) says:
Don't knock the boots until...er, wait.
John Brown says: "Hmm... Should we hope that Tip does not recieve a makeover from Dr. Jones? Or would that be amusing."
Oh *HELL* yes that would be amusing! (*imagines Tip decked out in '70s "Ghetto chic"*...*head goes all asplody*...*LOLs insanely anyway* Yep, I'm just *too* easy to get a laugh out of...)
@ evilmidnightlurker: Not only that, but the government got the DNA from a mad scientist who sold it to them. Helen said she sold Mell's DNA to a "government bioweapon project".
@evilmidnightlurker: We can't do the Socket Wrench of Prague! The third act needs a barrel and a half of bearing grease for the fight between the High Priestess and the Spider Queen, and we have maybe a tube and a half!
So Tip said, "You look happy"... See Tigerlily smile! The gloves and safety glasses, They complement her style! Those old decrepit white guys, There's one good thing they did ... They built deadly robots That went and flipped their lids!
She ne-e-eds a half-inch ... Socket wrench, now! Socket wrench, now! She ne-e-eds a half-inch ... Socket wrench, now! Socket wrench, now!
He offered his assistance, She smiled and said, "Sure!" Tip seemed a bit uncertain At what failed to occur ... Now something hasn't happened That always did before; He cranks up his charisma, They're in bed by panel four! It seems that Tip can't use his superpower On this lovely flower!
She ne-e-eds a half-inch ... Socket wrench, now! Socket wrench, now! She ne-e-eds a half-inch ... Socket wrench, now! Socket wrench, now!
John Ames (commodorejohn) says:
Well now we know why he's attracted to her. She's the Unattainable.
Brand-- I lived in Texas for a while as a kid, and I remember studying the correct grammar for "y'all" and "ain't" in speech class.
Adam (10-0-0-1) says:
I get the sense that a subplot to this arc is the repeated blows to Tip's ego, he has been striking out a lot as of late it seems. Perhaps his inner fabulousness will save him.
It would be too trite for TigerLiliy to simply be gay. The only remaining hypothesis is that their respective superPowers only work in Alpha configuration.
"Like I've never been handcuffed to a bed before" - anon.
Rob (rrreed) says:
Possibly the right modulation, but definitely the wrong frequency. Can Tip adjust his sense of fashion to do the correct makeover of his wardrobe?
@Kate: You don't understand men and our obsessions. No such thing as "too infatuated". ;) (For example, my VERY nice 3" Tommy Girl heels are not to be ill-spoken of. They are sexy and mighty and when I stop wobbling so much so will I be!*)
(TUNE: "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart", The Bee Gees)
Doctor Tip is looking dazed! Each time before in life, Seems ev'ry woman ran to him! Looking good in botany flannel ... But Tip is so confused he pokes the panel ...
And ... Now she can mend ... a broken 'bot! She can repair this pile of chrome! Her pow'r projects ... from double-X Two-fisted chromosomes!
Now she can mend this metal man! Now she can fix a busted 'bot! Please help us mend ... our broken friend, You funky estronaut!
Clearly, "what could possibly go wrong" already has, and Tip's brain is now in a jar. (Which behooves the question of where he keeps his superpowers, if not in his brain... oh god, I don't want to know, do I?)
I've noted that most of the cross-dressers I've met are just really good dressers period, they just like the way the womanly clothes fit on them. Well, now, can Tip dress the part of the Man?
Adam (10-0-0-1) says:
Unity could not mean... *brain shorts out*
Well, you've pondered and mused, Feeling confused Both below and above! You're undead, you're violent and in love!
She's got big puffy hair, Halter and flares, Safety goggles and gloves! You're undead, you're violent and in love!
You're a zombie; she's insane ... She's got the beauty, she's got the braaiins! She looks and sounds ... like Foxy Brown ... Your chest engine revved, and won't slow down!
She's so funky and mod! You want her bod! (Or some portion thereof ...) You're undead, you're violent and in love!
OR: Dr. Jones is a zombie/frankenstein of some kind, like Unity. This would explain why tip's power won't work on Bernice, why she doesn't care about Tip, and why Unity is reacting. Tip's reaction to her is due to not realizing his incompatibility.
I think Tigerlily is immune to Tip because she has the same power as him, except she's also into the ladies. Hence the reason she make Unity "feel funny". Remember, Tip has been able to do that to Unity as well.
Rob (rrreed) says:
It's too bad Dr. Lee had to leave: it would have been interesting to see how she reacted to Dr. ("You call her Tigerlily, man!") Jones.
And is the water cooler a member of the machine union? If it is, what exactly does it do during its breaks?
(TUNE: "Feelings", Albert Morris and Loulou Gasté)
Feelings ... Unity has feelings ... Feelings that are special ... special and new! Feels like ... going to the bathroom ... Also wants to bite off ... all she can chew!
Feelings! Whoa, wait! What feelings? Such feelings for that Dr. Jones! That funky foxy chick! Feelings! Whoa, wait, what feelings? Whoa, wait, what feelings? OK, that's just sick ...
Feelings ... such peculiar feelings ... Makes her feel so funny ... funny down there! Feeling ... like she wants to give her ... Give her heart to Dr. Jones ... she's got a spare!
Feelings! Whoa, wait! What feelings? She's feeling rather strange inside, but doesn't know just why! Feelings! Such hungry feelings! She wants to take her out to lunch, and eat out at the "Y"!
Feelings ... Unity has feelings ... Feelings for this psycho ... goddess of love! Angry! Tip is feeling angry! Just because it's hard to find ... find matching gloves!
Feelings! Whoa, wait, what feelings? Whoa, wait, what feelings? OK, that's just sick ... Feelings! Whoa, wait, what feelings? Whoa, wait, what feelings? OK, that's just sick ... (repeat & fade)
If that link doesn't work, it's September 29 2009.
Check out Jon Stout's comment at the very bottom. If the "third F" part of UNITY's brain was overwritten for more of the first two F's, then that could explain why her feelings are those of feeding and fighting.
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