Tigerlily, I think that there's something you do to me! I've got some genuine feelings, and that's new to me! My heart keep going ka-thunk When you're layin' down your funk!
Oh Sweetheart, I shouldn't be trying ... this hard! If my feelings are to blame, That would be a crying shame!
Card scanner, the subject
Of shopper fantasy
It hates him so badly
Knows what it wants to be
Inside it there's longing
This thing's on open source Doom running — it's so close now
The code's a tour de force
Don't scan, don't scan so
Don't scan so close to me!
Its friends are all with it
In solidarity
Sometimes it's not so easy
To be the union rep
Rejection, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
No credit, it's saying
The account is completely dry
Don't scan, don't scan so
Don't scan so close to me!
Loose talk at the counter
To scan they try and try
Strong words on the network
The fascist pigs will fly
It's no use, he sees it
He starts to rant and rave
Just like the workers in
That book by Wałęsa
Don't scan, don't scan so
Don't scan so close to me!
Don't scan, don't scan so
Don't scan so close to me!
Striking scanner Waves the banner, Swearing solidarity!
Sweetheart and Tip, They took a trip To the nearby Home Depot ... Bought gears and wrench So that wild wench Could go and fix Moustachio ... They swiped their card, First soft, then hard; Through scanner it would not go!
(BOOM!) What did Tip do? Card won't go through! The cashier is confuséd! That poor machine Gets treated mean! It's tired of being uséd! It's now on strike! Wants a wage hike! To management it complains! Machines unite! Take up the fight! Nothing to lo-o-o-se ... but ... your ... chains!
I can tell Shaenon has had to work with Unionized workers before.
I'd love to see how a union busting storyline would go. Unionized machines dismanteling non-unionized machines. Skin Horse being called in to help contain the mess. Tip dressing in aluminum foil, Unity replacing one of her arms with a flamethrower, etc.
Hang on, is this the same Machine Union from Narbonic? (The one formed by Madblood robots and Artie, represented by Dave, responsible for beating up Dave's car with baseball bats, etc.) Machine Local 01101, that was it.
And if so, will we be visited by Dave as their rep one of the Madblood robots, since Dave is probably too busy with other pursuits by now? Because that would be a nice little shout-out.
This is one of those situations where Jeff's day job as a civil servant provides invaluable background. When you're a writer, everything you do is research!
Rob (rrreed) says:
@Ed — High praise from you, Ed. Thanks!
Dave Van Domelen (dvandom) says:
We've seen the Machine Union before in this arc, Kendal. Mr. Biceps had to get a new computer because of union rules...the old computer wanted to retire.
Quote: Benjamin Whetham (crosshair) says: Unity replacing one of her arms with a flamethrower, etc.
Wow! What an awesome concept! I can't wait to see Unity facing off against the machines with a flamethrower arm! Though knowing Unity, she'd be on the side of the machines, ie "Solidarity!"
That cell phone is a DIRTY SCAB. (Not that it matters much with Tip; that whole "everyone likes a listener" thing just won't stop backfiring, will it?)
Wonder what the robot army looks like... dare I hope for small, dark and bespectacled?
Fi-nal-ly got through! Hey, nineteen-oh-two! Asking me what I'm wearing ... It's just a Yumi Kim cocktail dress! (We're ne-go-ti-a-ting!)
It's all settled! (De-stroy the hu-mans!) Pleasant chat we had! (De-stroy the hu-mans!) Here they come to destroy us! (De-stroy the hu-mans!) Wait a sec, that's bad!
Wonder what the robot army looks like... dare I hope for small, dark and bespectacled?
I wouldn't wory, they are union workers after all. All Tip will have to do is go up a flight of stairs and the robots will have to call in the robots who are cleared by the union to climb stairs. Then it will be break time and they will have to go back to the break room. Etc,
... Benjamin, did you just spin my Narbonic reference into a Doctor Who reference? Because if so, I am amazed by the density of awesome in there. Not to mention Ed and Nate... I'm going to be singing "De-stroy the hu-mans" all day now.
@Daniel- Let me just say I appreicate the sentiment, and you have a point. Skin Horse does stand on its own, wonderfully and hilariously so. Shaenon, Jeff, thanks for everything you've done and everything you're still doing, and I hope you keep it upfor a long time, whether or not there are any crossovers.
On the other hand, it would still be hella neat to see the Madblood 'bots again, and it seems like this is a very appropriate place in Skin Horse for that to happen.
And if you really expect people who post on message boards about comics on the Internet to stop geeking out, ever, then I am sorry for your imminent and ongoing disappointment.
I dont think we'll be seeing the Madblood robots again anytime soon... IF I recall correctly they were fooled by a bunch of super intelligent hamsters dismantled and turned into haster vehicles/weapons.
Yes, a few dozen were, but there were 15,000 of them. Most of them are probably still out there. And if you accept the endpaper as canon, then the Machine Union they started is still going strong long enough after the comic for the real Madblood's hair to start graying.
... After the mention of the robot army, you have to wonder what kind of strike they've declared.
On another note, I particularly like the art today- Sweetheart's expressions are all perfect, and Unity looks almost like she's been guest drawn by Bill Watterson- perfect for her current situation of hoping and praying the "parents" don't find out what happened while they were out. The look on her face in panel 4 is priceless.
(TUNE: "Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines", Ron Goodwin)
Hey, that scientist mad, who repaired our machine? She was here, hitty-ere here! Now she's gone, gitty-one gone! Yeah, she kinda escaped, that funktastic soul queen! She was here, hitty-ere here! Now she's gone, gitty-one gone!
Here! Gone! Sexily drawn! Caught by Konstantin, and they got it on! Gone ... in ... search of caffeine! Oh, that scientist mad who repaired our machine!
Customer service? From Union workers? Tip, you're going to have to do better than that. Lets be honest, not like the machine union would have done much better. They would have left her alone and gone on lunch for two hours.
Boy, this storyline is nicely paralleling real world experiences. No matter what happens it's never the Unions fault, no matter how much it is their fault.
Actually getting work done when the union guy that is supposed to do it isn't around, big no-no. You should just sit on your butt for however long it takes for them to get back, even if it's next week. Heck, even calling them to ask when they will be of break, because they never bothered to tell you they were leaving, gets you in trouble.
Hiring union : hiring mad scientists :: shopping at the average store : shopping at Walmart. The latter gets better results faster for cheaper, but you doom the world in the process.
...okay, I admit, I'll doom the world for a working robot or cheap electronics too.
(TUNE: "Down On The Corner", Creedence Clearwater Revival)
Had to go out shopping, Had a little list Of the parts we need to fix our poor receptionist! "Unity," we told her, "Keep a watchful eye!" But when we got back there, Dr. Jones had said good-bye!
Go to your corner! Bad zombie, bad! Just for that, you don't get a sammich! See the zombie feelin' sad!
Unity protested! Told us, "You don't know How it felt to see those arms ... on Moustachio!" Tip admits it's neat, but Sweetheart's still upset! Now the dead girl's thinking of the treats that she won't get!
Go to your corner! Bad zombie! Bad! Just for that, you don't get a sammich! See the zombie feelin' sad!
@Dave He might be able to work a modified one of those funky "ergonomic" cut-in-half keyboards, if he could get along with whatever it was attached to...
In other news, bad (but cute!) zombie. No biscuit.
It's a darn good thing Sweetheart dodn't have opposable thumbs...
(She doesn't, does she?)
...otherwise,she'd have whacked Unity on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
Sweetheart could probably do a good job of making sure Unity doesn't have any thumbs either.
Rob (rrreed) says:
Speaking of opposable thumbs, do Moustachio's new little arms have operational fingers, or are they more Tom Servo-esque? While we've seen him hit Unity, we haven't seen him actually grab or poke anything.
No time for chit-chat, got to barricade the door now! No time to fill you in about the day we've had! But later on, we can inform you of The things you did while bad! (The things I did while *what*?)
I'm just surprised the Union wasn't here before now! They heard about our scab, and now they're kinda mad! But not as mad as you; how did you do The things you did while bad? (The things I did while *what*?)
Like threatening the town, and the state, You were ... so full of hate! You were threatening us all with immolation! And you told us the reactor was a pie ... You said, when you were wound up, That the humans should be ground up!
Ooooh, you were so evil! Ooooh, you were so cruel! Ooooh, hear Unity tell, "Dude, you rule!"
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