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Shaenon: Holy crumbs, will you look at this? My friend Konstantin Pogorelov, who remains an extremely good sport about being the namesake of a hilarious cartoon Russian security guard (who also lands awesome chicks), drew us this gorgeous sketch of Unity and Sweetheart. This obviously comes from an alternate universe where Skin Horse was a hit children's animated series, as opposed to a thing on the Internet with swears. Thanks, Konstantin!

Channing: Wow. I gotta echo Sarge here, it's like, "The Adventures of Zombie Girl And Talking Dog" coming this Fall to Nickelodeon. This is both remarkable and beautiful, Konstantin. You almost make me sorry for all the horrible nationalist mockery we continually heap on you.


Valerie Kaplan (shinyhappygoth) says:

Dude!  He actually seems to have given Unity an asymmetrical nose and lips, as indeed they might be if one had Negroid features on one side and Caucasian on the other.  I like!

Nate Cull (natecull) says:

Ruh roh!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Well, if Shaenning ever decide to produce "My Undeath As A Teenage Zombie" ...

(TUNE: Theme song to "My Life As A Teenage Robot")

Five o'clock, get a call from my BFF,
A cute Canadian cur!
'Cause our boss said "Go to Duluth, Minnesota,
An invasion to deter!"
How I wish I could hang with the popular gang,
But they all tell me stay away!
Gee, I get kinda chest-engine-sore
From all the cruel things that they say,
So I'll blow 'em all away-ay-ay!
This is my undeath! (zombie teen undeath)
My zombie teen undeath! (this is my undeath)
My zombie teen un ... death!

Edwin Quantrall (reynard) says:


Paul K (mnementh) says:

Heh. Better watch out; Disney will steal this & copyright it, then sue YOU for infringement...


Thinking "Lilo & Stitched-Together"



Rockphed (rockphed) says:

You say that like anybody would be upset about being the namesake of an awesome russian security guard who lands awesome chicks.  I mean, really, is there anything about such that anybody wouldn't want the world believing?

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