"Honestly, like I've never been handcuffed to a bed before" (May 4-9, 2009 comic) Tip's a master escape artist! He doesn't -need- a key to get out of handcuffs!
Now we got these handcuffs, they're locked on our wrist! And the PO-lice, they love it if we try to resist! You just leave it to me, And I'll get us both free ... Gettin' outta handcuffs, man, who needs a stinkin' key!
I just take this pin, out from my hair, And insert it right here and I twist it right there! And I'm sure you'll agree, That's a crude simile! Gettin' outta handcuffs, man, who needs a stinkin' key!
Get it on and off and on and off And on and off and on and off ... I'd be happy to see That you stay and don't flee! Gettin' outta handcuffs, man, who needs a stinkin' key!
Tigerlily doesn't need a key anyway. She'd invent a lockpick robot named Finedaddy Wristshiner which would convert the cuffs into a bada** belt buckle.
Wow. A 70's version of MacGyver would probably be the only way that Richard Dean Anderson could've had even /scarier/ hair in that role.
(Don't get me wrong. I loved MacGyver as a kid, sitting on the couch with my dad and trying to figure out how Mac would get out of some tight spot. But watching it again... oh, man, the mullet...)
Love Tigerlilly's expression in that last panel. Also her lines. She looks like she's suddenly discovered that Tip is crazier than she is! Great artwork and writing!
Jon Stout (brasswatchman) says:
@Ysabet - maybe he figures that they wouldn't *dare* shoot the dress. I mean, look at it!
"Hmph! Huh? Hmph! Huh?" That's the sound of a man Gettin' outta hand- Cu-u-uffs! That's the sound of a man Gettin' outta hand- Cuffs!
Only takes a pin like this To unlock a simple cuff ... But attached to his nemesis, He's having, having it rough! Then you hear him shouting fearfully, "What have you done to me?!"
That's the sound of a man Gettin' out of hand- Cu-u-uffs! That's the sound of a man Gettin' out of hand- Cuffs!
Rob (rrreed) says:
Looks like Unity's opened a side business. Since I don't want to be accused of spamming, I'll just suggest that one search for a certain "classified" substance of Unity's (leave out the "non-", though) on a web site whose name rhymes with "Frink Meek".
I just really like bullhorns And shoutin' all the time! I just really like bullhorns And shoutin' all the time! Well I'm chattin' with the fugitives But that's no fault of mine
Clearly this is mad science! I've got backup on the way! Clearly this is mad science! I've got backup on the way! Skin Horse is in chaos And it's just another day
Do you need a narrator? Cause I can shout in capitals! Do you need a narrator? Cause I can shout in capitals! I can catch you up on storylines From the other panels
See I just really like bullhorns And shoutin' all the time! Yeah I just really like bullhorns And shoutin' all the time! So I'm chattin' with the fugitives But that's no fault of mine
If Dr Lee is right, and Tip's powers are a matter of letting women project their fantasies onto him, then this explains what's happening to him at the moment. Tigerlilies fantasies involve dismepowering white men, especially those who work for the government. Tip's powers are working against themselves.
Don't be such a square, Tip. Any situation that involves being chained to a hot madgirl speaking in that font automatically includes at least a little win.
Coathangers! Says the chick, the chick with MacGyver's touch To hack neat stuff, from a boat anchor! She wants you to help her construct a droid Tulsa'll be destroyed!
A screwdriver she waves in the air And her eyes have that soft-focus flare For a funkadelic clockpunky sister Can build Tesla death Right out of Coathangers!
Golden boy, don't give her a paperclip Or she'll build a starship!
Reunite Jefferson Starship! With a robotic Grace Slick! It'll make you feel sick! "We Built This City" sick! Star Wars Holiday Special sick! So don't let her do her trick! Don't even give her a Tic- Tac toe!
In Doc Wilkin's apartment, there's rows upon rows Of hangers, coathangers, coathangers! And he uses them simply to hang up his clothes With hangers, coathangers, coathangers! There's the padded type used for spaghetti-strap dress, And the cheap plastic ones came from Wal-Mart, I guess, And the back of the closet's a big tangled mess Of hangers, coathangers, coathangers!
Now Doc Englebright warns she'll be dishing out pain; Oh, dang her! Oh, dang her! Oh, dang her! But beware, Tigerlily's been driven insane With anger! With anger! With anger! With a burst of mad genius to drive her, she's thrilled! And with cleverness just like MacGuyver, she's skilled! For with only a simple screwdriver, she'll build With hangers, coathangers, coathangers!
... I don't know how to classify this on the Madness Place scale. The font is too severe for Stage 1, but the balloons aren't distorted, so it's not Stage 2.
Unless... maybe the flowers and stars are Tigerlily's specific distortion. She's not a faux-early-twentieth-century European Spark, after all, so why should she follow the same conventions?
Screw the Madness Scale, where does using hundreds of coat hangers to formulate an escape rank on the MacGyver scale?
Rob (rrreed) says:
@Andrew — Depends on whether they're wire or plastic coat hangers. Plastic is more common these days (unless you've been saving those wire hangers from the dry cleaners for forever), but is harder to work with than wire.
the blonde psychologist falls for the crazy person and helps them escape.
oh tip, you might be jumping comics now. dont let her convince you to get dressed up as her sidekick, or in anything that resembles a harlequinn outfit.
So It Begins (soitbegins) says:
@Owl Who Says South: Are you kidding? Now that you've mentioned it, that's exactly what we need to have happen!
Second panel: if Tigerlily has to resort to a Glasses Pull, things are getting SERIOUS.
(TUNE: "My Favorite Things", Rogers and Hammerstein)
Here's Doctor Englebright making me angry! So I will make a device that's coat-hanger-y! Genius can generate jury-rigged things, Watch as I make quantum wormholes with springs!
Using old hangers and some random junk now, Make a machine that is powered by funk now! Caught in my madness, the Universe sings! Watch as I make quantum wormholes with springs!
If they're quantum, Then I want 'em! They can help our cause! If we can escape using wormholes from springs, We just might wind up ... In Oz!
Joan Crawford tried a similar wormhole project for school science fair. The traumatising results left her with a lifelong neurosis against wire hangers.
Well, coathangers are only partially in this universe in the best of times (witness how they appear and randomly disapear from your closet); they would seem to already have an affinity for wormholes. Socks might be a better choice, since one sock always remains behind in this dimension while the other travels.
Okay, I've been resisting the urge to post here for a very long time, but I just read Nick's latest livejournal entry and my will has snapped. It may be almost a week late, but...
Was that really a Lizard Music reference? Please excuse me for a moment while I squee in an undignified manner.
That was one of my favorite books ever. (I've reread it so often that my copy has been held together with a rubber band for several years now--I'm considering laminating the covers so they don't disintegrate completely.) With that and actually *playing* Interstellar Pig, I have to say Nick is made of win. (Oh, I suppose being a talky helicopter is cool too. But let's stick to the important stuff!)
That is all for now. I think I'll go back into hiding again. (Seriously though, this is an awesome comic. I've only waited until now to say it because I don't like registering for things. But now that I'm here, it had to be said. Keep up the great work!)
Rob (rrreed) says:
One question: how much winding is this Wind-Up Quantum Wormhole Generator going to need, anyway? Sure, it may work (Not work? Inconceivable!), but if it takes 87¾ days to wind up it's not exactly a practical escape route.
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