Okay, if Tip doesn't want her, I call dibs. She's as dishy as he is bishy. Shaenon, I see that you and Andrew will be at Comicon. Which booth? Jeffrey, any chance that you'll be there as well?
I'm sharing a small-press booth at Comic-Con with Dirk "Paradigm Shift" Tiede; I'll also be doing signings at the GoComics and National Cartoonists Society tables. Andrew will be doing his thing at the Cartoon Art Museum booth.
<i>Okay, if Tip doesn't want her, I call dibs. </i>
Why on earth would anyone want you, and why would you think that was relevant to anything?
Sorry, Kay. That wasn't personal but just a joke. As one (of thousands of) anti-Tip, I just wanted to give you a taste of statements that we anti-Tips get all the time (and the fact that they are always sincere, never meant to be hurtful, and usually said in genuine puzzlement, just make them all the more painful.)
Rob (rrreed) says:
<Pinkie by corner of mouth>
<Dr. Evil voice>
"Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain… I don't know what."
</Dr. Evil voice>
</Pinkie by corner of mouth>
Jeffrey Channing Wells (channing) says:
@Kay Gilbert (circa yesterday): Sorry, no. Not going to be at Comic-Con. Someday, perhaps.
Oh, Tip! Let's start talking ... I had this meeting planned ... It's just my ... way of stalking, Let me give you a "hand"! Here is my helping "hand" ... Let me give you a "hand"!
Heard of your ... reputation ... I simply must demand, Demand a ... demonstration! Let me give you a "hand"! I wish to understand ... Let me give you a "hand"!
My heart rate quickens, Doctor, when you Wander by! This spicy chick is on the menu ... Breast or thigh? Breast or thigh? Breast or thigh?
For conflict ... resolution, Your wish is my command! Here's my ... contribution, I wish to lend a "hand"! Let me give you a "hand"! You're more than I can stand! Let me give you a "ha-a-a-a-a-a-and"!
We're off to the Maragda now to settle the strike! Ms. Bee is there to meet with us too! We start to talk, and she says "Doctor Wilkin, I'd like To interface completely with you!
Now in the past few days, our Tip has been a bit stressed, And Vi-o-let is coming on strong! They've talked for seven minutes, and they're both fully dressed! This indicates that something is wrong!
Oh ... TOTAL wants me! Ms. Bee, it would appear That you don't know just what the sitch is ... How ... TOTAL taunts me! As long as we're both here, Let's get holistic, honeybritches!
TOTAL's getting naughty! TOTAL's acting odd! TOTAL wants my body! TOTAL wants my bod!
Well, TOTAL does stand for "Techno-Organic Trust for Advanced Learning", so I think there's a fair chance that "human representative" may actually be short for "mostly-human representative" or even "most human-looking representative".
But to be fair, if the machines want to learn about this human thing called lurrrrve, who am I to deny them?
Someone is going to have to explain me the Groucho Marx joke. I really don't get it.
John Ames (commodorejohn) says:
James Kehl (shykta) Too true. And just think what kind of technical information she might theoretically have stored for the occasion...
@ampersand888: Classic Harpo Marx gag. You can see it in this clip <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZOlrZNIod0> at about 0:29, 2:03, 2:29, 3:17, and 3:19.
Whatever Violet Bee Wants, you see, She always gets, and Violet Bee, she wants you Our burning conflict solved Strike resolved A satisfying, holistic breakthrough
I'm TOTAL-ly into you, Tip Now come on, show me a new tip
For you're what Violet Bee Wants, you see Lift up your skirt Honeybritches, you're fine Now whip 'em out, let's have some fun The Light of Culture and Reason Are mine . . . are mine . . . ARE MINE!
Why don't *I* meet any girls with imperialism fetishes? I'd be happy to reenact the Spanish-American war or the Moro rebellion all night long. Heck, I even know...
"Damn, damn, damn the insurrectos! Cross-eyed khaki-colored thieves! Underneath the starry flag, civilize 'em with a Krag, And return us to our own beloved homes."
So It Begins (soitbegins) says:
"Wierd, yet sweet".... sounds like the kind of honey a violet bee might produce.
Estimable Mr. Wells: I understand that you are the originator of both "the Light of Culture and Reason" and "the peen," the two most awesome euphemisms for male genitalia, ever. Either you are the Henry Fielding of our age, or you spend an inordinate amount of time talking to your tackle. Maybe both.
... it's common in Australia too. The folks who put on "The puppetry of the penis" used it frequently.
Adam (10-0-0-1) says:
You know this was starting to feel like a filler arc at first (not an inherently bad thing if it is well written filler mind you) but it is actually turning out to be about Tip working thru his own issues, it should be most interesting to see where he ends up after this.
@Eric: more likely, 'tackle' is just sort for 'wedding tackle'. The old meat and veg. I haven't heard a guy call it his bait and tackle yet. Although, I suppose it's just a matter of time.
'Tackle' for 'bait-and-tackle.' I suspect it was the bastard child of a fishing pole innuendo and Cockney Rhyming Slang.
That seems like as good a theory as any, but what does it rhyme with, and doesn't rhyming slang go the other way? [That is to say, wouldn't "bait and tackle" be shortened to "bait", as with "balls" rhymes with "cobbler's stalls" hence "cobblers".]
now I'm thinking the term "The Real Tip Wilikin?" would be a good name for an act of penile athletisism/artestry.
I'd like to state a "good name" for an act of penile athletisism/artestry is an oxymoron. (But otherwise, you're right! [and scary])
I suspect the fishing-reference hypothesis is the correct one (by association with the expression "Don't fish off the Company dock") but it certainly isn't Cockney Rhyming Slang, because that would require a different word which rhymes with "tackle."
Examples of CRS might be "spackle" (a thick pasty plaster used for texturing walls and ceilings) or "hackle" (the thick bristly hair on the back of a canid's neck, which offers an interesting alternate interpretation of "getting one's hackles up.")
Adam (10-0-0-1) says:
Sweetheart's pose in panel 3 is priceless, as is Tip's reaction. Looks like he is not fond of being viewed as such a predicable person.
Dave Van Domelen (dvandom) says:
Scandalous smalltalk!
(TUNE: "Don't Sit Under The Apple Tree", Sam H. Stept and Charles Tobias)
In flagrante colloquio, We're walking and talking slow, Miss Violet doesn't know I'm not a lothario! In flagrante colloquio, Says Violet, "I don't know Why Tip's still ful-ly dressed!"
We're just being gregarious, But Sweetheart makes such a fuss! 'Cause she didn't come on us Engaging in co-it-us! We're just being gregarious, But Sweetheart still makes a fuss! Confusion she'll express!
Now poor Miss Bee Just doesn't see Why the nasty, Tip won't do! Tip's so well-behaved, Even though she "shaved" And she went "commando" too!
In flagrante colloquio, As over the laws we go! The union rules apropos The AFL-CIO! In flagrante colloquio, But Wilkin still doesn't know Just who the heck he is!
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