I just realized ... assuming Tip took off his designer pumps before walking into the mud, last Saturday would have been a perfect opportunity for him to proclaim, "I am a shoeless sexy god of war!!"
Too late now.
(TUNE: "Brown Sugar", The Rolling Stones)
Two guys fighting by the riverside, Poor ol' Konstantin gotta save his pride! Ladies coming just to watch them fight ... Kickin' Russian butt in afternoon sunlight!
Well, sugar! I missed him getting served! Well, sugar! He got what he deserved!
Zombie pushes Wendy, makes her fall! Holy crud, we got a muddy free-for-all! Tip's the boss of ev'ryone ... not quite! Shoeless sexy war god, afternoon sunlight!
Well, sugar! Her language is reserved ... Well, sugar! They got what they deserved!
"Sugar" is a standard substitute for the excrementory expletive beginning with "sh" among those who consider swearing unladylike, ugly, or coarse; like "dang" for "damn," "dagnab" for "goddam," and "fiddlesticks" for the f-bomb.
I used to have an office manager who, when annoyed at a piece of malfunctioning equipment, would refer to it as a "piece of shoe leather."
@ Andrew - There certainly was a pop song from the 60s called "Sugar Sugar" performed by The Archies. This was a group which, I think, was based on the long running comic magazine about the gang from Riverdale.
I first read that as "Hardly the cleverest Hockey Players", and my brain filled in: "You forgot your sticks and this ice has all melted into mud! What are you, simple?"
**stares** They have STINGERS. Nothing with stingers looks adorable. Pardon me while I go hide under my bed... Um, sorry, confirmed apiphobic here. Gavotte fascinates me, but she'd have me totally, totally whipped in about two seconds if that long.
At least Sweetheart is smart enough to learn that the consiquence for rolling in mud is a bath... my little dog, Penny, never seems to quite work that out...
We know Gavotte is a hive mind. How much intelligence does one single bee have and how far can it transmit images? What if G is a bi-curious voyeur? It wouldn't be difficult for one little bee to sneak in to the bathroom of everyone involved in the grapple-making.
Just sayin'...
Michael Kimmitt (punditusmaximus) says:
I think bees would be the opposite of those dried up hardcore Protestants. She'd approve of sex, because it leads to dancing.
(ba-dum-bum)
We had two guys ... working out their hate ... To our surprise ... all the girls spectate! Start throwing mud ... and everyone ... Grabbed a muddy stud ... for some dirty fun!
This affair got out of hand, true! But I really don't care how, I'm just making one demand, you Get yourself on home right now
And take a BATH! (Bath!) A bath! (Bath!) With soap! (Scrubby-dubby bath!) Yes take a bath! (Bath!) A bath! (Bath!) You can cope! (Keen an' cleanin' bath!) So take a bath! (Bath!) A bath! (Bath!) With hotter water! (Soggy doggy bath!) And Gavotte is tough, but totally fair, But it's such a dirty word! Ooo, bath!
@Ed & Diane & Ed; I remember reading about some species of firefly which is kinda like that. If there are a whole bunch of them sitting on the same tree, after a little while they will all be flashing in perfect synch with each other!
I don't think that they wear leather jackets, though.
tune: The Lady I Know ("Choppin' Broccoli"), by Dana Carvey: Saturday Night Live, 10/11/1986, season 12, ep. 1, but the best version is his SNL audition tape: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRW27fyvwCs&feature=related )
There's a lady I know At least, I think that she's A lay-tee, but I don't know She's called Gavotte, she leads the team The Project Skin Horse team That works at Annex Wuh-one But she's a lady made of bees A lady made of bees A lady made of behs A lady made of bay-ays A LADY MADE OF BEES A LADY MADE OF BAYS A lay-duh Made uh bay-hay-hay-hay-heeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
There was fighting by the river; it turned into a crazy brawl! And when Tip came out the winner, he claimed to be the boss of all! Gavotte said, "Excuse me?", and ev'rybody feared her wrath! So she told us all to go home, and said we had to take a bath!
Up-up and out, young ladies, I shall order you as I please ... Because I'm a rather large and angry swarm of bees!
John Ames (commodorejohn) says:
I'm with Adam, I think, though Judi Dench was always a close second.
Hey, she just irradiated herself, no biggie... witness she's "stopping by the ER" before decontamination.... (Hey, why not share the fun with the hospital staff/patients!)
Unless this actually counts as phone sex, Virginia's a real 'copter-tease.
Adam (10-0-0-1) says:
Given that Nick and Dr Lee's relationship has been shown as more of a psudoparental one than anything this conversation is slightly disturbing.
@Tiff: Wouldn't Nick be more of a Jimmy Doolittle? No, wait, he's a pacifist ...
Well, in keeping with the "Pygmalion" theme ...
(TUNE: "Just You Wait" from "My Fair Lady", Lerner & Loewe)
Talk to me, Doc Virginia, talk to me! Tell me all the stuff I didn't go to see! Piles of women, ripped-up clothing! Now I feel so much self-loathing! Stupid me, Doc Virginia, stupid me!
Tell me more, Doc Virginia, tell me more Of your afternoon down by the river's shore ... Muddy fights and girly kissing, All the good stuff I was missing! I implore, Doc Virginia, tell me more!
Oooh, Doc Virginia! All this teasing is just meanness and abuse! Oooh, Doc Virginia! 'Cause I haven't got a penis I can use!
Dirty thoughts of dirty fights Keeping me awake at nights! I can't sleep, Doc Virginia! Holy [bleep], Doc Virginia! Talk ... to ... me!
Well, he did once describe her as "a smokin' hot Asian chick." And what scrawny nerd wouldn't be attracted to "the Yomiko Readman type with the moeh glasses and the rack"?
Of course, that may explain Nick's reaction, but it doesn't tell us much about why Dr. Lee is telling Nick all this stuff to begin with . . .
Tip has a sense of humor! Yay! It's an irony that many comic characters are humorless, as a lot of humor is derived from characters responding to absurdity in a Serious Serious way. So, it's nice to see them do something deliberately in-character funny, i.e. actually doing something as a joke.
(TUNE: "This Is It" (theme to "The Bugs Bunny Show"),Mack David and Jerry Livingston
Tovarisch! What is this? Ladies wish to see us kiss! It may be "Ho Yay", or "Foe Yay", this trope ... There's more of this trope, we hope! Tovarisch! What a shock! Shirts or no, our lips can lock! A lip-locked rockin' strip! Yay now for K kissing Tip!
Despite the world of magical realism, am I the only one wondering whether the next array of strips will result in a sexual harrassment suit against Tip, one which he is bizarrely unable to comprehend because no one has ever resisted?
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