Dear gods; wait'll Tip introduces Sweetheart to beignets, there'll be a catastrophic drift of powdered sugar all over Bourbon Street (if there isn't already. Hm, come to think of it, I guess there is.)
Rampage fury! On a strange New Orleans trip! Rampage fury! She will turn it all on Tip! Though her fury may be furry, He can stop it ... with just one sip!
Here they got a gin fizz made with flower water ... Drink, Sweetheart, drink! Put a stop to senseless disarray and slaughter ... Drink, Sweetheart, drink! This is how they stopped the rampage of a kaiju ... Drink, Sweetheart, drink! In Lou-i-si-a-na, way down in the bayou! Drink, Sweetheart, drink! Don't know why you left the bayou? You may be drunker than you think!
I've only ever seen a Gin Fizz made with flower water. Until now I had believed that being made with flower water was its defining characteristic. Wikipedia says I am wrong, and am thinking of the Ramos Gin Fizz, which is apparently also known as the New Orleans Fizz, which then ties it back to this comic. Huh!
I can think of 3 versions of grilling. Sweetheart's would involve handcuffs and a dark room(maybe a whip if the situation called for it). Tip would use all that and a cocktail or 3. Unity would use a barbecue.
Well, I've been rampagin' In this city Cajun, I've been out of touch for hours ... Now Tip, where could he be? With a girl named Phoebe Who gave him a lei (of flowers!) From her girlfriend Babs, she just got a Tweet, She can find stuffed crabs! A buffet, all-you-can-eat! O-oh! We'll sing karaoke to loud applause, And we'll skirt the laws and have fun because In New Orleans, life is fun! 'Cause on Friday nights, Well drinks all are two-for-one!
Let's see: the genetically altered dog is talking to the transvesite psychologist about the standard-issue homo sapiens that their residual human resource is swamp-boogie'ng with, and he's described as 'creepy'.
What's creepy is that he seems to be a normal human being.
Jon Stout (brasswatchman) says:
Late to the party here. Has anyone else noticed the number of Mardi Gras beads Tip is wearing? Obviously a lot of disappointed frat boys wandering around New Orleans tonight...
Sweetheart obviously has a problem with touchy-feely types. Is this normal for a hyper-intelligent dog? Non-intelligent ones seem to enjoy it. Or does Sweetheart like the sensation, but consider it a demeaning reinforcement of negative stereotypes? I have a hard time believing a former sled dog could have a huge need for personal space.
(TUNE: "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'", Lee Hazlewood)
Dennis has a little talking dog now! She's so cute and cuddly, what a doll! Pardon if my brain is in a fog now ... It's marinated well in ethanol!
It's just the booze that's talking! And hey, what does it say? My fifth Bahama Mama says that everything's OK!
Listen to the liquor I'm imbibing! Tells me ev'rything I need to know! Dr. Tip, more makeouts he's prescribing ... Guess my shirt and bra have got to go!
It's just the booze that's talking! And hey, what does it say? My fifth Bahama Mama says that everything's OK!
Bethany Wade (bethanygirl) says:
Okay, I just have to say, that is soooo good Ed, thank you for making my morning even greater than Skin Horse already does.
I hate talking to dogs like they were babies. Especially when you have dogs dressed in clothes. Remember: most breeds of dogs already have fur! They don't need a sweater!
When the booze starts talking back to you, it's time to cut off your alcohol.
Ed, Ed, Ed. How did you pass up the obvious 'This Dog Was Made For Talking' filksong version of Sweetheart's origin story in favor of referencing the booze?
@Rachel - I'm nowhere near talented enough to attempt verses, but (admittedly after a large glass of Cabernet Sauvignon, so I won't realise how pathetic it is unless I come back and re-read these comments later)...
This dog was made for talkin' And that's just what she'll do! One of these days that dog of yours Will talk right back to you!
@dwykstra: Depends on if she was lead dog or one of the trailers. After all, you know what they say - the view of the second dog never changes... *grin*
Sweetheart obviously has a problem with touchy-feely types. Is this normal for a hyper-intelligent dog?
It's because she's working (apparently the only team member who is) and she knows that as soon as Phoebe finds that spot between her ears, her brain will shut down completely...
@mr_dave: While that's usually the case, this time it's Unity who's the only one doing anything that looks like working. Sweetheart is on a rampage, or just coming down from one, and hasn't really been working for several strips now.
When I'm in here, when I'm in here, I'd stand out if not in drag! So have a beer! Another beer! 'Cause I'm half-way in the bag! When the lovely lady Phoebe wants to see me, I confess, Soon we'll be undressing and be messing 'round, I guess! Hate to brag, but soon we'll shag! (So don't nag!)
Now Unity, now Unity, Has a new mortician friend! A drink or three, you too will see, That the fun here doesn't end! And there's a whole transgenic post-Katrina par-ty scene now! So give a cheer, because it's clear I won't go stag when I'm in drag!
@Ed, You have to read Stephen Sondheim's Finishing the Hat: Collected Lyrics (1954–1981), where he discusses his lyrics and those of other famous songwriters. The only thing wrong with the book is that you're not in it. Irving Berlin had nothing on you, kid!
Adam (10-0-0-1) says:
poor sweetheart, I know how she feels. When you get use to being stressed out on the job it is hard to not be even when nothing stressful is happening.
Rob (rrreed) says:
In other words, Sweetheart is stressing out over not having anything to stress out about. She knows it can't last!
Just Here (justhere4coffee) says:
Panel 4 goes to show that you don't need expressive ears or ponytails to fully display just how sad you are... Poor Tip!
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...that is either the most disgusting or most brilliant thing ever developed. I've just spent 14.5 hours in a kitchen making the same dishes over and over again, so it may just be the novelty and exhaustion talking, but...I want it. Seriously.
Go forth, internet! Make me alligator sausage cheesecake! With it, I shall take over THE WORLD!
WIFE: Ed, we've got a lot to do today! What are you doing now? ME: Writing a filk about alligators. WIFE: Well, make it snappy! <rimshot>
(TUNE: "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer", Randy Brooks)
CHORUS: Let's get alligator sausage cheesecake! That would make our whole New Orleans trip! Also, we'll need muffalettas, ladies! Dammit, you fight dirty, Dr. Tip!
They went down to old New Orleans, Legal papers for to serve ... How'd they end up in this tavern? They've got Hurricanes, plus hot and cold hors d'oeuvre!
When Tip saw that crowd of co-eds, Like that movie with Nick Cage, He was gone in sixty seconds! And poor Sweetheart up and went on a ram-page!
(repeat CHORUS)
Sweetheart started kicking coffee, Vi-o-la-ting minor laws! Leaving nose-prints on the windows And some footprints in wet concrete with her paws!
When, at last, she found where Tip was, His new girlfriends gathered 'round! They don't care if Sweetheart's talking, 'Cause in alcohol the weirdness all was drowned!
(repeat CHORUS) (and one more CHORUS with a key change!)
Dieter: Glad you got the quote. Here have a cookie. *Hands Dieter a cookie. Chocolate chip peanut butter cookie to be exact.* Now where was the last place online you'd expect a Tiny Toons quote?
I'm not sure which is more surprising: that Ed's married or that he's tried out his filking on her before. And really Grandmother Ran Over by a Reindeer is really uncalled for. Now I'll never get it out of my head!
(Really could use a Muffaleta right now. I am also wondering where do you find the alligator meat for the alligator sausage. Unless this isn't alligator meat that's used to make this sausage? Ow, I think my head hurts.)
RE: alligator sausage - My home town's only about 4 hours' drive from NO and every now and then we get legal alligator meat for sale; the population breeds like CRAZY in safe areas and gets too large, so there's culls instituted. And nowadays they breed them in captivity pretty commonly-- try www.cajungrocer.com. I've had it, the sausage's pretty good, but I prefer the plain meat peppered up and deep-fried, me. The tail's got the tenderest cuts.
One time my friends and I were in NO and went to a restaurant that really did have fried alligator as an appetizer. We got some and you know what? It really did taste like chicken.
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