Unity earned those Rose is Rose happiness icons. But, see, no bumps in the front! At first I thought, like Dave and Ben, that she just sewed on the missing parts. But as Joyce noted, Unity now has two dark hands. That's not proof, but I also think that if she were scavenging parts, she would have tried to incorporate Brian, who has proven himself awfully, er, handy. Today, it really looks like she took Alphonse's whole headless body. Either way, things are getting very interesting.
tune: "I got the sun in the morning," Irving Berlin (Annie Get Your Gun, 1946)
Got a best friend Got some booze And I just got terrific news I got a positive performance review from my bud (She got a positive performance review from her bud)
Got a spare hand Got a kiss Now I'm doing the dance of bliss I got a positive performance review from my bud (She got a positive performance review from her bud)
Sweetheart Told me that I did good Facing A bog of sentient wood
Got some man parts Got some rum I'm as lucky as zombies come I got a positive performance review from my bud (She got a positive performance review from her bud)
And with a positive review I'll go dancing my way through Bayou mud
Thing is, if she did swap torsos, doesn't that mean that she must somehow have sewn her head on while not physically attached to the arm she was controlling? This would be a major new development, and would create numerous plotholes…
I'm more inclined to believe the waistcoat is having a flattening affect.
As a (the?) local resident Social Services guv'mint Public Servant, I can tell you that indeed, it doesn't get much better than that--a buddy, booze, and a good eval. Unless it's on Friday. That's a whole 'nother class of awesome.
@kaygilbert and @mental_mouse: On the other hand (ha!), Brian has proven that he can function and be useful without needing to be attached to a body, so it does make a certain amount of sense for Unity to sew on a non-animate hand and leave Brian free to be a friend or assistant or whatever to her or Remy.
At first I was going to say-- considering the number of people who know who to and/or have a reason to attach a zombie torso, Unity's observation is a bit disturbing.
But then I figured that as the number *is* quite low that would mean Unity probably did it herself and forgot and that isn't as disturbing. That is if she managed to sew in on right. Nothing worse than waking up from a bender with your torso on backwords. Or upside down.
Well, so much for the drama of Unity's man parts: she's no longer discomboobulated. Jeff and Shaenon: are you just going to "yadda yadda" those two missing weeks?
First, the swamp we did find, So the papers got signed! Now our mission is complete! And then Tip says, "That's great! Let's all go celebrate!" So we head for Bourbon Street! Then we deadened our brains With a few Hurricanes! Drank so much, we almost drowned! And now my head sore, so Gotta find her torso! Better call the Lost & Found!
And we been Drinkin' two weeks, It's been two weeks, buddy, We spent two weeks in this place! Drinkin' two weeks, It's been two weeks, buddy, And I still can't feel my face!
I always want to link this stirp to people when it's particularly good, but I just know that their response will start with "Why is there a panel of bees when none of the comic mentions bees?" and they'll only get more confused from there.
Our team is resting Now our mission's done! Someone's requesting That we never go to where there's fun!
Gavotte is saying There were some complaints! Sweetheart is praying That they put me in some re-straints!
Alcohol and music and dancing and sex! I'm gonna make a disco, right in the Annex! A guy gone wild, gonna party down now! Wherever I am, that's a party town now!
@ Viktor – I don't know about your friends, but if someone sent me a link to a Web comic with art this good and phrases like "top-secret federal party facility" getting slung around, I'd soon be chewing my way through the archive. Gavotte might be briefly puzzling, but I don't think she'd slow me down any.
@Viktor Dosk: Oh, please, don't let that stop you. Confusion may turn to curiosity and then they will go back and read the archives and buy our books and then the world will be ours, I tell you, ours.
Johnn: Unity's worn an ice bag before -- and it's a classic cartoon icon anywyay. For that matter, hangovers seem to be the only thing that does actually cause her pain. But then, given she's basically a cloned brain riding in what would otherwise be a shambling monstrosity, that even makes sense! (More sense than usual for Unity, anyhow.)
Adam (10-0-0-1) says:
while cookies will work on Unity (and probably Tip) I do not see Sweetheart dropping this until she gets a definite answer. were I in her place I would see if Moustachio would be willing to share any info he knows.
tune: "Watching Scotty grow," Mac Davis (recorded by Bobby Goldsboro, 1970, www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OLHevJPHR8, and I apologize for this sinister earworm)
Every part of her's a sentient bee Just like me That's my girl She's a hive collective entity Split from me Well, that's my girl
I named her for a dance in double meter Where couples make a stately procession While I'm a rhythmic French folk dance. That's right, I am Gavotte Sitting here, buzzing, pining for Pavane
When we started on this mission, To confront a gestalt, we were sent ... And you mentioned "Pavane", and I thought it was strange, But I think I know what you meant! The Cypress split a little bitty part of herself Into Venus, who was her child! If she split into two, well then why not you? After dances your names are styled!
You see, I just figured out about the name of Pavane! So I'll ask you, and now ascertain! She's your daughter, another hive named Pavane! Now the drones join in, as we sing the refrain, (Bzzz bzzzz bzzzz, bzz bzz bzzzz bzz ...)
My job, bugging Wilkin's room! But then, came the zombie doom! Hordes of ... lurching creatures! Had to hide, stay inside!
But then, zombies went away! Skin Horse ... somehow saved the day! Then they ... partied hearty! Just like freaks, Two whole weeks!
Tip, when he smiled, Just drove me wild! Bought me a drink! I couldn't think! Taught me some things! Wore out the springs In bed ... Woo-hoo!
I don't really care if Anasigma has me extirpated! I liked this guy! But, Now you say you monitored when Tip and I had copulated? I wondered why I ... Couldn't sleep, from the beep In my pits, gave me fits, 'Cause the "Ban" in the can had nan-ites! I don't wanna try to be a spy because it's overrated! Dude, I quit!
Since it's April 1st, I'm going to propose that adbot is actually a clever marketing ploy run by WCN to increase readership of their comic amongst people who mindlessly purchase products spammed in the comments section of a webcomic.
tune: "Ant rap," Adam Ant & Marco Pirroni (Adam and the Ants, Prince Charming, 1981, www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvtzHxr-7g8) I've wanted to filk this song ever since we first met Violet Bee. Not only do Tip's ladies have rhyming names, but Adam Ant was the omnidesirable, gender-bending Tip of his day, only real.
Violet! Rub me out! Extirpate if you must, but I am outta here An-a-sig-ma sucks!
Nanites in my armpits tracking my moves With Tip I did groove, surveillance proves Spying on Cypress crossed the line Where's the harm in moss and vine? Laissez les bontemps roulez. Vive et laisser vivre, I say New Orleans, allons par-tay, c'est incroyable
I made my move, I take it you've Told Mr. Green, who disapproved Go ahead Bee, terminate me I'd rather have my integrity No, that's not it, my mind did slip What I would rather have is Tip
The ladies love him, facts is facts Lets name the babes that he attracts:
Julie, Marcie, Ginny Lee, Violet Bee, 'Lily, Phoebe In the naughty North and the sexy South We're all singing: He's got the mouth
Julie, Marcie, Ginny Lee, Violet Bee, 'Lily, Phoebe In the naughty North and the sexy South We're all singing: He's got the mouth
And we want the mouth And we'll have the mouth So give us the mouth
Well, I hate to say it but A-Sig has a point. Studies have proven (Yes, they did an actual mathematical study) that the best response to a zombie outbreak is a quick and aggressive eradication of the infected.
So It Begins (soitbegins) says:
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!
White guys rap all the time. Not on purpose, though. Don't let their band fool you, listen to the singer an hear for yourself. Some people can't carry a tune in a bucket with a handle on it.
(TUNE: "Chattanooga Choo-Choo", Mack Gordon and Harry Warren)
What do we see? We're seeing Violet Bee and Phoebe! Sharing a drink, Well, I don't know what to think!
Casually, We're hearing Violet Bee tell Phoebe, Simply the facts ... That Phoebe's getting the axe!
We've got a veg'table intelligence that's growing so vast! Vaster than an empire, and it's growing too fast! Raising up the zombies! Will an atom bomb be Dropped right in the middle by a strangely calm Bee?
Since the leafy entity's location's been found, Now it can be neutralized and burned to the ground! Phoebe's getting fired! Forcibly retired! You're not safe when Violet Bee's around!
Would you agree That seeing Violet Bee with Phoebe, Planning a kill, Gives you an ominous chill?
Something tells me, That for the Cypress, this is not the end! So, Violet Bee and Phoebe, Maybe we'll see them again!
Given that there's an underlying Wizard of Oz theme that's gone surprisingly unmentioned (or unnoticed, at least) of late, color references ought to be important.
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