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Shaenon: Holy crud, how incredibly cute is this? Magnolia Porter drew this adorable portrait of Unity, Sweetheart and Remy. You can--nay, must--check out Magnolia's comic Monster Pulse at the link.


Channing: The answer to Shaenon's question above is that this is extremely incredibly cute. EEEEE GROUCHY PUPPY!

Kay Gilbert (kaygilbert) says:

But . . . but . . . but . . . you didn't credit the cutest thing: Brian holding the flower!  Too sweet, with his little bloody wrist.

Rachel S. (masamage) says:


Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

For more must-read comics, check out Magnolia's "The Good Crook", now complete.  If I ever win the lottery, I want to finance the film version ... I'd even hire DeNiro to do a cameo.

(TUNE: "You Don't Bring Me Flowers", Neil Diamond, Alan & Marilyn Bergman)

Remy brought a flower ...
Brian kinda helped him ...
A gift from both to Unity,
Who less-than-three
Both the human and hand!

Did you notice that ...

Remy doesn't fear her,
He wants to be near her ...
He really likes her, we can see!
But there's Sweetheart glaring, pro-tec-tive-ly,
She gets jealous when fellahs approach Unity ...
And Remy brought a flower to his friend!

To some it seems unnatural,
A human and a zombie ...
But "natural" is a social cliche,
If they're happy, we say
Let 'em do what they may!
Got a date this evening,
Now we see them leaving ...
And though Sweetheart may growl, and Sweetheart may bark,
Well, they're just going out for a walk in the park,
And he'll show off his t-shirt that glows in the dark ...

For a kiss, he's tryin'
With the help of Brian ..
Remy brought a flower to his friend!

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