@JP - Evil can be its own endgame. Like attacking an anthill with lighter fluid and a magnifying glass: Because I can and because I enjoy watching the chaos.
Shaenon: And then you have Bluetooth headsets, which are close to invisible, and becoming far more ubiquitous in modern times. In 1983, portable phones (particularly the Motorola 'brick') were the size of your head and cost $4,000. Oh, how far we've come...
Ok, so Mr. Green calls Doctor Lee by her first name in spite of being her superior, savagely attacks the people who inconveniences her, and tries to give her things.
Now Doctor Lee ... can't believe ... what she's seen now! She gets a call ... from that strange ... Mr. Green now! He says don't worry ... about Security! They've been consigned ... to obscurity! And Mr. Green's ... not calming her fears, He asks if she wants ... noses or ears!
Virginia knows ... noses and ears, Virginia knows ... noses and ears, She says no, no no no! She says no, no no no! She wants no ... noses or ears!
I think Dr. Lee almost has to be a pre-mad scientist they're trying to keep happy, under the theory that she'd do far more damage when cracking and be less useful otherwise. Not sure if they're not using Helen's formula, or if Helen is charging too much to administer it- hey, she's mad, not stupid.
Otherwise, yeah, A-Sig isn't the best at resource management. "Employees are are greatest asset and, like most assets, they decline in value over time."
@Prodigal: I know it says "Math Olympics 1980", but if you're like most nerds I know, they try to get into all of the nerd sports: brain bowl (or quiz bowl), USAD, math olympics, chemistry olympics, debate, etc. I figure she was well-rounded enough to be in more than one. Good thing video games killed all of those nerd rages for the kids of today.
@Andrew: I am not without nerd cred. In high school, I was: 1) in the AV Club; 2) on my school's team for the h.s. version of College Bowl (our topic was JRR Tolkien, no less); and 3) dateless except for three turn-about dances (yeah, I'm old).
My school didn't have an AV Club. Actually, I'm not sure what an AV club is. My school also had a politically incorrect mascot (Indian "Savage"), no valedictorian or salutatorian, and only won a state golf title.
I really don't want to go high school reunions and "relive" how bad my high school was.
@arrghus: Superiors addressing inferiors by their given names while the inferiors address their superiors with honorific and family name is fairly common in such diverse cultures as contemporary United States of America and the Peoples' Navy of twentieth-century (ante diaspora) Peoples' Republic of Haven. It may mean that the superior wants to be seen as friendly, it may be that the superior wants to remind the inferior that they can treat the inferior with what would be undue familiarity the other way 'round, or it may be meant to engender comaradery against their mutual superiors farther up the chain...
I want you, Virginia! Your smarts for the win, yeah! I'm testing what's in ya! Oh, I want you, Virginia!
I'm testing your loyalty, Make sure you serve just me, Tellin' you, Doctor Lee, That I really want you!
Isn't that, isn't that, isn't that using walnuts? Security, you'll see, he'll be takin' the fall, putz! None o' those pistachios 'cause no one knows that we're all nuts! Isn't that, isn't that, isn't that using walnuts?
I want you, Virginia ... I want you, Virginia ... I want you, Virginia ...
So It Begins (soitbegins) says:
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN....
David Harmon (mental_mouse) says:
Continuing the cell-phone point: The advent of Bluetooth headsets made it much harder to tell the street crazies apart from everyone else.
@Joyce and Kay: My thoughts exactly. Well, that and "What is a Danny Thomas?"
Rob (rrreed) says:
Hmmm… There's an International Mathematical Olympiad, but they didn't appear to have a logo in 1988. But assuming that the Math Olympics is similar in the contestants being pre-collegiates (high school age), that puts Dr. Lee's current age around 39 years, give or take a couple of years.
That, or she picked up the shirt second-hand somewhere.
There are at least two pages for the file name story. This one seems to update just about every day. A quick search for "Tip wore white..." one Google turns them up easily.
Got off the phone with Anasigma, that enigma ... Back to Nick! I'm here alone with Wine and snacks to watch an action Cable flick! It's "Punisher Warzone", On my TV ... Got av-er-age scores on IMDb!
O-oh, yea-ah ... Watch him now, you fruiting father, Spinning on the ceiling fan! Getting you all hot 'n' bothered, Can't get better? Yes it can! With your frothy wine and popcorn, Watch the muffler punching fight! Still, there's nothing that can top porn On a Tuesday night ...
Michael Kimmitt (punditusmaximus) says:
Ok, that was seriously adorable.
drbrain: SANE? Sure she loves her creations but just look at what who they are! Nick and Unity. Never forget that she is the one who said 'it's so much fun schlepping out their brains!' Remember, Nick didn't even know that she did it to him. YOU could be next! Assuming that it hasn't already happened . . .
In the of-fi-ces of Skin Horse, We say welcome, how d'you do? See, the filker who's brass, well, he's run outta gas, So you're left with just us two! A bioweapon zombie who is perky and cute, And a 'copter who can't quite swear ... So don't give us trap, put your head in your lap, And just park your boat in that chair!
Y'see, we're Here in the office with a pair with no head, And I think that they're somewhat undead! So relax now, kindly don't make a fuss, And don't lose your (no, no, it's too ob-vi-ous!) Lol lol loooool lolololol, lolol lol, loooool lol ...
"Around the first turn
Stooge Hand is still in front
Cabbage is second by a head
Cabbage by a head
Beautiful Linda is third
and... Beetlebomb"
Rob (rrreed) says:
Do you realize that of all the characters in today's strip, only the offline wind-up automaton of mass destruction has his head screwed on tight?
(TUNE: "I Wanna Dance With Somebody", Whitney Houston)
That truck ... blew up, sky high, And I thought that I was dead! Her figure caught my eye, And her hands, they caught my head! She's more than just my carrier, She's my love, I want to marry her! So let us unite In conjugal rites ...
CHORUS: I wanna marry this body! To make my life complete with this body! I wanna be with this body! With this body that loves me .... I wanna marry this body! To rent a bridal suite with this hottie! I wanna be with this body! With this body that loves me!
I know that we're a sight to stare at, Walking through the town ... People may wonder, "What's up with that, And just what is going down?" Let's make it clear that our position, Is supported by oral tradition! Through thin and through thick, Our problems we'll lick! (repeat CHORUS)
David Harmon (mental_mouse) says:
I take it these two now qualify as "sentient non-humans"... Skin Horse seems to deal with a lot of zombie variations!
Dave Van Domelen (dvandom) says:
James, Don Adams pretty conclusively demonstrated that the second most extreme example of anything is always funnier.
Yeah, saying "second worst" fires the listener's imagination. I have no idea about their actual orientations, but the first thing I thought of was Bella Abzug and Madeleine Albright.
Adam Underfoot (unnatural20) says:
Rosi O'Donnel and Janet Reno.
So does Unity have earbuds in, and the latest track from "BLUEBERRY WAFFLES" on auto-repeat, or has she just been promised a candy factory and sammichs if she behaves?
In terms of creepiness, global robotic verification of everything comes significantly below Unity smiling for 2 minutes straight without a single face movement...
Rob (rrreed) says:
I have to wonder if that really is Unity. What's to keep her from building a decoy out of her spare parts?
Joyce called it yesterday: tune: "Born this way," Paul Blair, Fernando Garibay, Stefani Germanotta & Jeppe Breum Laursen (Lady Gaga, Born This Way, 2011)
I've met the woman I'll always love She holds the key to my heart We're queer, cross-ethnic and, thanks to that truck, Even death did not us part New York says we can marry: get us hitched 'Cause we need your help to make a stand (Just hold my head up, dear, and scratch my itch I'm like putty in your hands)
Her head is gone, that's okay I'll do the talking today It's not our fault now, buddy, We were killed this way Sure, I'm no more than a head But I've the right to be wed It's not our fault now, buddy, We were killed this way
We're the penultimate dykes On the list of dykes you like Dude, who asked you, anyway? So you don't think that we're hot We don't care, you little snot 'Cause we belong together We were killed this way
Don't need a head to get ahead Don't need a head to get ahead Don't need a head to get ahead Ahead!
We were killed this way hey! We were killed this way hey! It's not our fault now, buddy, We were killed this way hey! We were killed this way hey! We were killed this way hey! It's not our fault now, buddy, We were killed this way hey!
(TUNE: "Bridal Chorus" from Lohengrin, Richard Wagner) (aka "Here Comes The Bride")
We want to wed Though I'm a head! New York allows it, so help us, you Fed! Our love, combined, Can't be declined! We'll be united, in body and mind!
Unity's silent, there's not a squeak! Creeping me out, man, I'm gonna freak!
Lady, don't frown! Notary's down! Just go to some local bank branch in town! They'll need to see Photo ID ... Head shot for partner could be Problematic, see?
rrreed: in the short term? Nothing. In the long term, well, decomposition gets in the way. If it's inanimate, anyway, and what's the point of an animate duplicate of Unity.
Maybe it's too obvious, but why doesn't Unity just sew head to body? It really does seem too simple of a solution, doesn't it?
But look at Unity's expression in panel four, she's either trying hard not to laugh out loud from the joy of having thought of the above solution or she's just getting tired of smiling. :)
vicka corey (drbrain) says:
um, the feds don't recognize that kind of union anyway, at least not over in this here universe....
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