Chuck Tang is Scooter's mild-mannered, comic-book-obsessed roommate. The resemblance between Chuck and the mysterious, mining-helmeted superhero who patrols the Smithson campus by night is extremely suspicious and ought to be looked into, but not even Micki, who knows both of them, seems capable of connecting the dots.

By day, Chuck is a kvetching, self-flagellating emo nerd, the type that always seems sweet and funny until you date him for a few months and start to want to kill yourself. My night, he's probably pretty much the same, but in a cape.